Strange But Probably True

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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    If you play Johnny Cash's "A boy named Sue" on the imported 45 from China backwards he sings of a "Girl named Frank".
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Larry Bird has three testicles. If you ask nicely enough he will donate one to science. No one has asked nicely enough, yet.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    on his nights off Bob Geldof likes to lie on a big pile of money smoking saffron cigars as he watches re-runs of the footage of Ethiopia.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    i make mackerel holy
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jack The Ripper was my great great grandfather... the gruesome slaughter of prostitutes and getting away with it is a skill he has passed on from generation to generation.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Prof. Stephen Hawking actually has nothing wrong with him and is just a lazy fucker... he also invented cartwheels.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    27% of carpal tunnel syndrome is caused by men fantasizing about their elementary school librarians.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • evenflow
    evenflow Posts: 401
    All the hot chicks are either in a relationship, gay, or single.
    It's all about the music...

    http://www.myspace.com/christianjame (Music Page)

    Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/19598996 (Personal Page)
  • evenflow
    evenflow Posts: 401
    On the average it takes 3 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, but I have a cousin with a roommate who can do it in a 1/6.


    True Story...
    It's all about the music...

    http://www.myspace.com/christianjame (Music Page)

    Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/19598996 (Personal Page)
  • meme
    meme Posts: 4,695
    I'm happy
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Toilet water has the least amount of lead and is the most filtered of all household water.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    The house I was decorating today was haunted.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    One out of 50 people who die from auto erotic asphyxiation are discovered by their parents who believe that their son died from never learning how to properly tie a windsor knot.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Nobody actually cares anymore if Guns an' Roses release that album or not.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Cow tipping is illegal in 34 states whereas cow humping is only illegal in 14 states. Both activities are not only legal in Nevada, but are also encouraged.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    david spade bangs really hot chicks
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    The name "Richard" was shortened to "Dick" for the first time at Nixon's inaugural party.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Edit: Sorry Mookie, I'll play nice.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    tish wrote:
    Eddie Vedder served his wife divorce papers while she was turning a trick with George Clooney.

    C'mon now. Don't get my thread shutdown. BTW, 32% of all threads that are deleted on here are for excessive use of the word "lint".
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    The prime minister of Sweden visited Washington today, and my tiny little nipples went to France.

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