Stone Gossard...
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Little known fact- the Mookie Blaylock shirt number story is just a cover, Ten is actually titled after Stone's measurement.
Flaccid.My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.0 -
S.G: "Vini Vidi Vici"
S.G: "itsss a small stepppp for man shhhhhhhhhh...."
S.G: "I didn't have the S word with this woman, Mrs Lewinski"
S.G: "Are you talking to me?"
S.G: "you and how many?"
S.G: "My name is S.G, you killed my father, prepare to die...."
S.G: "The king is dead but he's not forgotten, this is the story of stone gossard"
S.G: "is it a gift? shall I wrap it up for you? "
S.G: " That's a nice dog you have there"
S.G: "Let me repeat that, two Woppers, large fries and diet coke right?"
S.G: "I forgot the licesne in my other pants officer"
S.G: "Stop qouting me in forums or I will....I Will....damn"
S.G: "Goooooooooooooooooood morning vietnam"
S.G: "We're jamming, I wanna jammin with you"
S.G: "Hey mista, you want some good stuff...?"
S.G. " Sir do you have a few bucks for me, I need to get to Seattle?"
S.G: "God save the Queen, and her Facsist regime"
S.G: "Good night Seattle"0 -
Noonie wrote:Little known fact- the Mookie Blaylock shirt number story is just a cover, Ten is actually titled after Stone's measurement.
Flaccid.
Stone wanted to call the latest album, 17 for his fully engorged circumference.
True.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
Stone Gossard tried to create a half pumpkin-half man super hero to help him avenge the theft of his favorite halloween candy.
at least that is how he explained his ravaging of so many of the gourds to the pumpkin patch owner, the school bus load of children, the police chief, and the fire marshal.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
When Stone Gossard slows down in his car, his butt cheeks light up like break lights.0
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Stone Gossard counts up the number of times he failed to brush his teeth over the course of a year and takes that number multiplied by the square root of the number of letters in his full name divided by 3. He then mortifies his buttcheeks with a iron tab studded oak paddle.
He videotapes the whole procedure including the math.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
failedpersephone wrote:Stone Gossard counts up the number of times he failed to brush his teeth over the course of a year and takes that number multiplied by the square root of the number of letters in his full name divided by 3. He then mortifies his buttcheeks with a iron tab studded oak paddle.
He videotapes the whole procedure including the math.
Wow! Such detail. I don't know how you Americans do it!0 -
MattCameronKicksButt wrote:Wow! Such detail. I don't know how you Americans do it!
Failed Persephone neglected to mention that she is the one holding the camera when all of this is taking place.
Stone adds chocolate chips to his mac n' cheese. If he's out of chips, thumper balls (his pet rabbit) droppings will suffice."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Stone will be unable to tour next year as he has just been offered a starting position with the Miami Dolphins as head cheerleader. GO STONE GO!"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
mookie9999 wrote:Stone will be unable to tour next year as he has just been offered a starting position with the Miami Dolphins as head cheerleader. GO STONE GO!
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Gimme a "G"!My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.0 -
Stone will never play Pushin Forward Back again as the title confuses the fuck outta him."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
About three times a week Stone goes to the post office and asks for a couple of "Handle With Care" stickers. They hand them to him at which point he smacks one on his crotch and laughs all the way home."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Stone orders pizzas for his neighbors saying they will pay cash on delivery. Once the neighbors turn away the pizza man Stone approaches and offers $3 and a "glimpse at the goods" for the pizza's. So far he has only went home hungry and horny."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Stone really gets frustrated by all of the recent database errors the pit has been experiencing lately."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Stone has Yosemite Sam mud flaps on his Prius."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Due to a small very rare urinary tract condition Stone peed Hawaiian punch all over his power ranger pajamas, thereby humiliating himself at Jeff's annual sleepover.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0
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Oh Dear GOD!
Stone will be forever grateful to failedpersephone for starting this thread for him. He's trying to think of a way to repay her right now!0 -
Stone makes smores with marshmallows from his lucky charms that he sucks the milk off of and keeps in a jar."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Stone paid Ed $250.00 for a can of whoop-ass.
after the stitches came out he claimed to have learned his lesson...yet
Boom just sold him a can of "mega-whoop-ass" for $500.00 and a ride to the nearest 7-eleven.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
MattCameronKicksButt wrote:Oh Dear GOD!
Stone will be forever grateful to failedpersephone for starting this thread for him. He's trying to think of a way to repay her right now!
FP has a few ideas I'm sure."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0
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