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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard knows all of the words to the Captain and Tennille's greatest hit Love Will Keep Us Together...he only sings it wrong because it annoys Matt.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard spent one summer dressed up as Big Bird on Sesame Street.


    he didn't get paid, and it took the entire muppeteer staff to finally get "that goddamned kid" out of the suit...which they had to throw away, because of the amount of unacceptable bodily fluids inside the costume.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Pyrrha's Logic
    Pyrrha's Logic Posts: 35
    Stone Gossard knows excaclty were Lunkin is he is just not telling. :p
    "You are a furry thing....you me me you its all related"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone uses paper towels to wipe. His monthly plumbing bill usually totals well over $3000-.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone is always confused when he gets ready in the morning. He puts deodrant on his back hair and shaving cream on his pits.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone is always confused when he gets ready in the morning. He puts deodrant on his back hair and shaving cream on his pits.


    when I read this I thought you said "tits"


    which is something that Stone Gossard would shy away from...seeing as his are roughly the size of melons.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Pyrrha's Logic
    Pyrrha's Logic Posts: 35
    Stone was recentley told that he had to give up his daily huggies from the other band members.



















    He was very upset, we had to pry him off of poor Matt, who he was clinging to.
    "You are a furry thing....you me me you its all related"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    when I read this I thought you said "tits"


    which is something that Stone Gossard would shy away from...seeing as his are roughly the size of melons.

    He puts chewed Watermelon bubblicious gum on his tits! What were you thinking!?!?!?!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    He puts chewed Watermelon bubblicious gum on his tits! What were you thinking!?!?!?!


    i feel mortified...I should have remembered...after all...there was that HUGE trouble with getting the gum off of his exuberant amount of chest hair.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Whenever Stone gets a burrito from Taco Bell he has them keep the tortilla and contents separate. He likes to play burrito maker at home.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone will start to shriek uncontrollably when you ask him if he "knows the muffin man"


    because, you see...he does know him...knew him alll niiiight loooong.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone once sold members of the lolipop guild on the black market.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard's favorite dream is the one where he IS Michael Jackson...thriller era...his worst nightmare is when he IS Michael Jackson...Bad era.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • queenie
    queenie Posts: 24
    Stone Gossard once asked to be part of the G-8 meetings untill he found out it was not a sexual related thing......
    18/02/1992 Milano
    17/06/1992 Milano
    2-3/07/1993 Verona
    6-7/07/1993 Roma
    13/11/1996 Milano
    19/06/2000 Verona
    22/06/2000 Milano
    16/09/2006 Verona
    17/09/2006 Milano (my b'day!!)
  • glasshouse
    glasshouse Posts: 1,762
    Stone Gossard dropped Chuck Norris last week with a left jab, after Chuck ragingly insisted that Stone is more hard core than meets the eye.

    Stone did not agree.

    :cool:
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • Toywoman
    Toywoman Posts: 43
    Stone goes to the front of every line. Why? Cuz he's Stone Gossard, b!tch!
    "sounds like pearl jam just had a three song orgasm."~~vacatetheword
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard covers himself in a very fine layer of flour, prior to going onstage...the resulting sweat/flour mix he scrapes off of his body with large wooden paddles and sells on the blackmarket as "Stone ground sourdough starter" $75.00 for 6 oz.



    totally worth the price. ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone has two cats. One is named Bad Ass MuthaFucka, the other: Tinkles.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone has two cats. One is named Bad Ass MuthaFucka, the other: Tinkles.

    'Tinkles' is actually a Chihuahua but Stone doesn't realise this. He thinks she's a cat.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard bathes in coleslaw when there is a blue moon.

    no real reason behind the timing - he just likes the way the vinegar/mayo softens his skin.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.

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