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  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    Stone Gossard was originally auditioned for the role of Mayor Adam West in Family Guy.
    Upon realising that Mr West needed the work, he withdrew his application.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard once donated 13 pints of blood in one sitting. Considering the average man has 7-9 pints in their whole body, this was quite a feat. Later that afternoon he wrote Mankind.
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  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard once knew the exact number of jelly beans in a very very large jar.
    he then proceeded to separate them by flavor.. alphabetically.
    and he then sorted them into colors... alphabetically.
    he then ate all of the primary colored ones in one bite.
    and then wrote Supersonic.
    peace,
    gonzo
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  • doomponydoompony Posts: 4,497
    Stone Gossard taught Dr Drew everything he knows.
  • thecorythecory Posts: 290
    stone wants bowled a 260!
  • doomponydoompony Posts: 4,497
    stone gossard invented guitar hero after playing a game with 'cready on stage where he threw full cups of beer at him during solos to break concentration
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    When Stone flushes the toilet in the southern hemisphere the water spins any which way Stone wants it to.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Crazy MarcusCrazy Marcus Posts: 1,823
    Stone Gossard can speak French . . . in Russian.
  • doomponydoompony Posts: 4,497
    Stone Gossard broke down the wall of china and reassembled it 5 metres to the left in 25 minutes. He only needed one pee break.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone's and NASA have agreed to let any alien species that visit earth examine him as he is the only 100% perfectly formed human on earth.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • HeavyHandsHeavyHands Posts: 2,130
    Stone Gossard traveled back in time and taught Chuck Berry a variation of the "duck walk." He then traveled to visit a young Pete Townshend and showed him how to write a guitar riff, but never told Pete his name. After Stone returned to the future, Kieth Moon asked "Who taught you to play guitar?" This is where the name "The Who" came from.

    He did this because he didn't want to be solely responsible for inventing everything good about rock music.
    "A lot more people are capable of being big out there that just don't give themselves a chance." -Stone Gossard
  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    edited October 2009
    Stone Gossard knows that when you get out of the water you need to dry off, in case you catch a cold. He never forgets to bring a towel.
    Post edited by JordyWordy on
  • EddieLedBetterEddieLedBetter Posts: 360
    You're talking about the guy that wrote the chicken dance on guitar and posted the tabs on the internet for the accordion?
  • EddieLedBetterEddieLedBetter Posts: 360
    The guy who's bed's cover sheet folds normally?
  • EddieLedBetterEddieLedBetter Posts: 360
    edited October 2009
    You can't be refering to the guy that doesn't actually have an anus but uses teleportation and Joan Rivers mouth as an exit point?
    Post edited by EddieLedBetter on
  • EddieLedBetterEddieLedBetter Posts: 360
    Stone Gossard's adams apple is actually a kidney stone God passed in the early 40's. Where do you think he got his name from?
  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    Stone Gossard has a garden in his backyard that consists of 100 different kinds of vegetables, 200 different flowers and 50 different varieties of fruits. These things were not generated from seeds, Stone commanded them to grow and they did.
    peace,
    gonzo
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  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    Stone Gossard once flew from Seattle to New York in 43 minutes...
    on his bicycle.
    peace,
    gonzo
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  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    Stone Gossard does not get the flu. The flu gets Stone Gossard.
    peace,
    gonzo
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  • MASMAS Posts: 630
    Stone Gossard banged Madonna
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stonehenge was named after Stone Gossard.
    I love to turn you on
  • Music For RhinosMusic For Rhinos Posts: 1,693
    Stone Gossard is both Stone Gossard and Mike McCready, but Mike McCready is not Stone Gossard in any way. :lol:
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard once stage-dove while playing guitar. In his super speed, no one even noticed.
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is known throughout indonesia for his special secret sour sauce, it tastes great on all sorts of fruits and vegetables. the secret ingredient is not "love" as he claims...

    it is the 4 hours he steeps in the sauce - gives it that extra kick.
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard's nasal drip is the only thing preventing him from complete world domination.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • HeavyHandsHeavyHands Posts: 2,130
    In 1999, fearing complete destruction of the city of Seattle, Seattle's mayor, city council, and Paul Allen (owner of the Seattle Seahawks) brought in Mike Holmgren as head coach and GM of the franchise in a secret attempt to contain and tame Stone Gossard's righteous guitar skills. Holmgren attempted to work with Gossard in the off-season but couldn't break him of his awesome guitar powers. In fact it was Gossard who broke Holmgren.

    That's why Holmgren is no longer with the franchise.

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    "A lot more people are capable of being big out there that just don't give themselves a chance." -Stone Gossard
  • Music For RhinosMusic For Rhinos Posts: 1,693
    Stone Gossard has never been to Canada.
  • HeavyHandsHeavyHands Posts: 2,130
    Stone Gossard invented the question mark.
    "A lot more people are capable of being big out there that just don't give themselves a chance." -Stone Gossard
  • WhyNotSwedenWhyNotSweden Posts: 4,307
    :arrow:
    -95, Stockholm (MirrorBall Tour)
    -00, Stockholm
    -07, Copenhagen
    -09, Berlin
    -10, Berlin
    -11, East Troy 1+2
    -12, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen, EV London 2
    -13, London, Chicago
    -14, Amsterdam 1+2, Berlin, Stockholm, Oslo
    -16, TOTD San Francisco 1+2
    -17, EV Amsterdam 2+3
    -18, Amsterdam 1+2, London 1+(2), Barcelona, London 2
    -19, EV Brussels

  • HeavyHandsHeavyHands Posts: 2,130
    Stone Gossard started Pearl Jam.
    "A lot more people are capable of being big out there that just don't give themselves a chance." -Stone Gossard
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