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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone is checking into the hospital as we speak for having brown colored urine.

    I was thinking of...











    ...poop.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard can only use chopsticks with his left foot.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    The driver side door on Stone Gossard's first car didn't open. He had to get in on the passenger side and climb over to the driver side. Because of that car he ALWAYS enters every car from the passenger side...no matter how well the driver's side door functions.


    this does not explain why he hollers "SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOWDY!!" each time, however.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has this posted on his garage.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard has this posted on his garage.

    Mr.T is Stone Gossard's idol. That's where he got the idea to wear a big gold chain with 'Stoney G' on it!
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    I love the way you and Mookie keep this thread alive. He pops up, gives us some real gems and is then gone again :D
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Stone Gossard has a room at home where the walls are covered entirely of pictures of his face.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone can fit 5 potatoes in his mouth... but doesn't like to brag


    one time he was able to make a "potato salad" by shoving 4 boiled potatoes, 2 celery stalks, some olives, and mayo into his mouth and chewing...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard wrote a dissertation debating the hand job capabilities of an orangutan over a midget.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard wrote a dissertation debating the hand job capabilities of an orangutan over a midget.

    That reminds me of something I read in the news today.

    Stone Gossard get's really embarrassed when Mike McCready takes his clothes off onstage and it makes him blush. He doesn't want to see Mike's winkle dinkle. :D
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard does NOT like to take nyquil...he hates that cloudy headed feeling
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard does NOT like to take nyquil...he hates that cloudy headed feeling

    Urgh... I'm so bored! (not with this I hope you know).

    When Stone Gossard is bored, he likes to look out of his bedroom window and make oink oink noises at passers by before hiding behind the curtains.
    One very big guy caught him once, though and punched Stone in the face. - It was Jeff! Yes-that'll do. It was Jeff Ament!

    Stone and Jeff are still a bit off with each other.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Urgh... I'm so bored! (not with this I hope you know).

    When Stone Gossard is bored, he likes to look out of his bedroom window and make oink oink noises at passers by before hiding behind the curtains.
    One very big guy caught him once, though and punched Stone in the face. - It was Jeff! Yes-that'll do. It was Jeff Ament!

    Stone and Jeff are still a bit off with each other.


    hahahaaaa...damm that is cute...I like the Brit sounding words "a bit off with each other"

    that is craziness!


    Stone counts his socks when he gets really bored. He has an internal fight every now and then, when he is trying to figure out whether he should count them in pairs or separately.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    hahahaaaa...damm that is cute...I like the Brit sounding words "a bit off with each other"

    that is craziness!


    Stone counts his socks when he gets really bored. He has an internal fight every now and then, when he is trying to figure out whether he should count them in pairs or separately.

    Urgh... It's nice to know that people think I say things that are ''cute''...ugh. :o - That should be in the sarcasm thread.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    Stone Gossard is so bored that he will probably go to bed early for a change. - And dream about skipping through a field of daisy's with Jeff Ament.

    Jeff knows about his crush but tries to act cool around him as if he didn't.
    (Insert shrugging, oh whatever smilie here).
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard ate a double loaded bean burrito for lunch and is so psyched to have a farting contest with Ed onstage tonite. And you all were worried about how the crowd would smell....lol
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    It's DeFraggin Friday!

    Stone Gossard cracks his knuckles and get's down to work...
  • glasshouse
    glasshouse Posts: 1,762
    stone gossard > all of you

    he would have killed all of the disrespectful fuckers posting on here by simply using his mind power. he's just too lazy. oh barnicles.....
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    glasshouse wrote:
    stone gossard > all of you

    he would have killed all of the disrespectful fuckers posting on here by simply using his mind power. he's just too lazy. oh barnicles.....

    Stone knows we're not meaning to be disrespectful. And he's sure glasshouse has posted on here before.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Stone Gossard is painting his kitchen at the moment but he's well aware that everytime he paints his house, it get's that little bit smaller.

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