Stone Gossard...

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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Stone Gossard is painting his kitchen at the moment but he's well aware that everytime he paints his house, it get's that little bit smaller.


    :eek: that is an awesome thought.

    Stone is profound.


    Stone Gossard hopes that the smell of fresh paint will stay longer this time.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    :eek: that is an awesome thought.

    Stone is profound.


    Stone Gossard hopes that the smell of fresh paint will stay longer this time.

    Stone stole that from Jerry Seinfeld.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone steals alot of things from Jerry Seinfield. Recently he stole his half-eaten cheese sandwich. Four years ago - Stone stole his woman...and about 6 months ago he stole his toilet paper bin.
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  • walkbesideme1
    walkbesideme1 Posts: 2
    Stone Gossard once strangled an elderly woman because she wanted her groceries double bagged....yet saved a leatherback at the same time.
  • failedpersephone
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    walkbesideme1 wrote:
    Stone Gossard once strangled an elderly woman because she wanted her groceries double bagged....yet saved a leatherback at the same time.


    Poor Stone, he didn't understand what she meant by "double bagged' ;)
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone steals alot of things from Jerry Seinfield. Recently he stole his half-eaten cheese sandwich. Four years ago - Stone stole his woman...and about 6 months ago he stole his toilet paper bin.

    Stone has a toilet paper bin? Why doesn't he just flush it?

    I didn't know our countries were that different.
  • failedpersephone
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    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Stone has a toilet paper bin? Why doesn't he just flush it?

    I didn't know our countries were that different.


    well...Stone...likes to, you know, um :psave it
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    Stone is soooo funny. It was only a matter of time before he got a thread banned.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard can eat a whole fresh pineapple without chewing it...this included the leaves and the exterior...as a matter of fact, when Stone saw Jeff cutting a fresh pineapple to get to the "edible" part he started to laugh so loud that it turned into the hiccups...and he called Jeff a "pansy waist"


    Then Jeff punched him in the chest, and almost stopped Stone's heart...
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    Stone Gossard's favourite movie is Dirty Dancing. He practices the moves in his living room with his faourite teddy bear - Mr. Fluffy.
  • failedpersephone
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    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Stone Gossard's favourite movie is Dirty Dancing. He practices the moves in his living room with his faourite teddy bear - Mr. Fluffy.
    LMAO!!

    Stone wears the princess tiara that he made from popcicle sticks, glitter, and cardboard...he can't figure out how to make the crown stay on his head when he does a back bend...
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  • shell bell
    shell bell Posts: 337
    Stone ONLY likes to eat cherry flavored popsicles........he sneers at any other flavor.
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

    "Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    Stone Gossard doesn't know what LMAO stands for...

    tut... he's just not 'with it'.
  • failedpersephone
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    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Stone Gossard doesn't know what LMAO stands for...

    tut... he's just not 'with it'.


    Stone Gossard went to the toy store to try to buy "LOL'rblades" the clerk told me about it, and said that she "almost Laughed My A** Off" at seeing Stone look for the LOL'rblades...
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard went to the toy store to try to buy "LOL'rblades" the clerk told me about it, and said that she "almost Laughed My A** Off" at seeing Stone look for the LOL'rblades...

    OIC !
  • failedpersephone
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    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    OIC !

    Stone has stopped pronouncing all the letters in the words that he speaks, it's because of his text message addiction...as a matter of fact, when Jeff tells him an unbelievable story, Stone generally responds with "orly??"
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  • shell bell
    shell bell Posts: 337
    Stone wants to sing "Take Me out to the Ball Game",but only if he can play the organ too......
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

    "Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    Stone Gossard must be watching Pearl Jam play at The 'Palooza about now - bitch! ;)
  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard was really the reason AT&T censored Eddie Vedder...he gave them a tip that "Mr. Vedder may be using foul language soon"
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Stone Gossard must be watching Pearl Jam play at The 'Palooza about now - bitch! ;)


    only joking failedpersphone. It sounded alright when I first wrote it down. :)

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