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  • I_GOT_no_IDeaI_GOT_no_IDea Posts: 653
    Stone Gossard eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
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  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Everytime Stone Gossard cuts his fingernails, he contributes to the food chain.
    I love to turn you on
  • HeavyHandsHeavyHands Posts: 2,130
    Stone Gossard won the 2009 World Series in 1987. He just hasn't let on.
    "A lot more people are capable of being big out there that just don't give themselves a chance." -Stone Gossard
  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    Stone Gossard, like me, sprained his left thumb once.

    Like me, he made a full recovery. It's a small injury, so it's not surprising really.
  • doomponydoompony Wellington, NZ Posts: 4,501
    stone gossard taught shirley temple how to tap dance
  • InHerOwnWorldInHerOwnWorld Posts: 592
    Stone Gossard is the real Deep Throat.
  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Stone Gossard is the still-living deceased brother of Scott Weiland. (shhhh.....Scott doesn't know).
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  • SOLAT319SOLAT319 Posts: 4,594
    CJMST3K wrote:
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I thought he invented the internet.

    That was Al Gore. That's why its called an algorithm.
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    I have no patience for bad music and stupid people...

    The whole world will be different soon the whole world will be RELIEVED

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  • SOLAT319SOLAT319 Posts: 4,594
    HeavyHands wrote:
    Stone Gossard started Pearl Jam.

    Wha? really? :o
    I have no patience for bad music and stupid people...

    The whole world will be different soon the whole world will be RELIEVED

    #resistgezi #resistturkey #resisttaksim #direnturkiye #direngezi
    #standingman #duranadam
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    SOLAT319 wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I thought he invented the internet.

    That was Al Gore. That's why its called an algorithm.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:


    thank you... thank you... a cjmst3k original joke.






    Stone Gossard once threw a baseball 84 feet.
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,720
    SOLAT319 wrote:
    HeavyHands wrote:
    Stone Gossard started Pearl Jam.

    Wha? really? :o
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • doomponydoompony Wellington, NZ Posts: 4,501
    Stone Gossard started the Beatles!
  • InHerOwnWorldInHerOwnWorld Posts: 592
    Stone Gossard stole all his cool, including his moves from Duckie Dale.

    duckieef3.jpg
  • doomponydoompony Wellington, NZ Posts: 4,501
    Stone Gossard IS Duckie!
  • InHerOwnWorldInHerOwnWorld Posts: 592
    doompony wrote:
    Stone Gossard IS Duckie!

    I think so. :lol:
  • Razor FaceRazor Face Posts: 53
    Stone Gossard is more visible from space than the Great Wall of China.
    I'll ride this wave ... 
  • Razor FaceRazor Face Posts: 53
    Stone Gossard actually won the Cold War
    I'll ride this wave ... 
  • Razor FaceRazor Face Posts: 53
    Stone Gossard was dead to begin with. There is no doubt that Stone was dead. This must be distinctly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going to relate.
    I'll ride this wave ... 
  • allmyrivalsallmyrivals Posts: 228
    Stone Gossard is the cure for H1N1.
    EVENFLOW PSYCHO #0031
    WHAAHYEAH!!
  • Razor FaceRazor Face Posts: 53
    Stone CAN believe it's not butter.
    I'll ride this wave ... 
  • Razor FaceRazor Face Posts: 53
    Stone Gossard once made the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.
    I'll ride this wave ... 
  • Razor FaceRazor Face Posts: 53
    Stone Gossard has got some, even if you don't need it.
    I'll ride this wave ... 
  • Up Here In My TreeUp Here In My Tree Posts: 541
    Stone Gossard isn't just up here in my tree, he IS the tree
  • acutejamacutejam Posts: 1,433
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  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Stone Gossard doesn't drive like her, so why should he pay the same insurance premiums as her?
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    Stone Gossard will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again!
  • Piper At The GatesPiper At The Gates Posts: 460
    Stone was my Pet Rock in the seventies.
  • Razor FaceRazor Face Posts: 53
    Stone Gossard tricked me into white-washing his fence!
    I'll ride this wave ... 
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone can out stare the sun.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • I_GOT_no_IDeaI_GOT_no_IDea Posts: 653
    Stone Gossard owns pirated DVD copies of Lost, Seasons 1 through 5, but has never watched past Season 2.
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