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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard thinks that sliced bread isn't really all that great because he doesn't like when the man tells him how thick his bread can be sliced.


    what happens when he wants to have thick-sliced bread for french toast??

    see?
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    only joking failedpersphone. It sounded alright when I first wrote it down. :)


    I laughed! it was funny...
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  • glasshouse
    glasshouse Posts: 1,762
    stoney learned john bonham to play double base
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  • good names r taken
    good names r taken Posts: 148
    Stone Gossard ..... spent six months in Alaska in 2004 studying the effects of global warming
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard will eat the pineapple flavored JellyBelly's but ONLY if he can have 3 pear flavored JellyBelly's to "wash" them down.
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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard accidentally ran his car into a 12 year old on a skateboard.

    Luckily, his car was made out of leaves and coconuts and fell apart as the accident occurred, resulting in a 1" bruise on Stone. The child was unharmed.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    I saw Stone walking down the street muttering this to himself : "Stone Gossard needs to replenish his stock of flesh...he has been sucking on the same knuckle bones or 2 weeks now...mmmm the world is full of the unclean.



    and it is up to Stone Gossard to bring the wrath upon the cities of Babylon..."


    (I do hope Stone starts to take his meds again...that rambling is getting a bit unnerving.) :eek:
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  • rvp
    rvp Posts: 779
    Stone Gossard is right here by my side laughing at your every post.


    edit: he says hi.
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    fuera de este mundo
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    rvp wrote:
    Stone Gossard is right here by my side laughing at your every post.


    edit: he says hi.


    can you tell him that he still owes me 30 bucks, a new pillowcase, and he better pay the bill to my chiropractor! oh, and that "Seltzer water" does NOT get bloodstains out.
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard is happy to see the return of this thread. He had called a suicide hotline earlier due to no love being shown lately.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard just bought the final installment of "the New Yankee Workshop" collection on DvD....so he is now getting his tool belt ready to start making that spice rack for his beloved gamma.
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  • Pyrrha's Logic
    Pyrrha's Logic Posts: 35
    Stone Gossard was in my house last night he said he needed three things,
    1. Milk
    2.Glass
    3.Cookies






    Then after theses things, he asked me to pat his back until he fell asleep.

































    He's sweet like that ;)
    "You are a furry thing....you me me you its all related"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone appeared on Cash Cab. However, his episode will never air as he would expose himself whenever he got a question correct.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone's Friday plans include: three Zima's, two rolls of quarters, and some bean dip.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Twice a week Stone has a meeting with his "secret society" in which they bake gingerbread men and map out their plan to kidnap a Koala from the Seattle zoo.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has invented the "thunder crown" - it's just a hat that he tells you to put on right before he smacks your head with a rubber mallet...
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  • Pyrrha's Logic
    Pyrrha's Logic Posts: 35
    Stone Gossard likes to ride a trike around while screaming " I am five again"











    I have seen this is it quite funny.








    Did i mention that he also is wearing a little kids helmet.
    "You are a furry thing....you me me you its all related"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once got very intimate with Burt Reynolds at a dinner party.



    He had bits of Reynold's mustache in his teeth for three weeks.
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone knows the way to San Jose. He learned it one night while smoking a bowl with Dionne Warwick.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Pyrrha's Logic
    Pyrrha's Logic Posts: 35
    Stone Gossard has no reason to try to be cool it comes natrually for the man, because he invented cool. :cool:
    "You are a furry thing....you me me you its all related"

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