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  • mookiemoochie16mookiemoochie16 Posts: 521
    The movie Avatar is based on the actions of Stone Gossard.
    The oceans made me, but who came up with love?

    "You put some udder cream on that shit?" ~EV 5/17/10
  • doomponydoompony Posts: 4,497
    stone gossard smells like bakery fresh cinnamon buns
  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    All humans are descendants of Stone Gossard.
    And most likely all non-humans too....
    peace,
    gonzo
    4/10/94, 9/28/96, 9/29/96, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 10/01/04, 9/15/05, 9/30/05, 10/01/05, 5/4/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/19/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/31/09, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 9/3/11, 9/4/11, 10/15/13, 10/18/13, 10/19/13, 10/25/13, 9/26/15, 4/28/16, 4/29/16, 5/1/16, 5/2/16, 8/5/16, 8/7/16, 4/7/17, 8/8/18, 8/10/18, 9/10/22, 9/11/22
  • Still In HidingStill In Hiding Posts: 370
    stone gossard keeps sabotaging the Large Hadron Collider, because he knows the black holes it'll create will destroy the universe
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard created cell phones and the magnetic strips on credit cards.
  • Ample JarAmple Jar Posts: 241
    Stone Gossard once played a riff so awesome that the riff, itself, ceased to exist.
    9/22/96, 8/17/98, 8/18/00, 6/22/03, 9/1/05, 9/2/05, 7/16/06, 7/18/06
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Jesus Christ has a tattoo of Stone Gossard over his heart.
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard taught Jimmie Johnson how to drive.
    I love to turn you on
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard was actually the one who told President Obama "this is a really big fxcking deal".
  • jmurrayjmurray Posts: 3,538
    Stone Gossard gave Forrest Gump's mom a box of chocolates.
  • doomponydoompony Posts: 4,497
    Stone Gossard caused the fire in Smoke on the Water. But it wasn't because of a flare gun. It was just because he's so fucking hot.
  • demetriosdemetrios Posts: 91,338
    Stone loves Tim Horton's dozen size pack of mini timbits!
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard is now u don't bitching me.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • doomponydoompony Posts: 4,497
    Stone Gossard doesn't even have a bedtime anymore! He can go to bed whenever he feels like it (but prefers 8pm on the dot)
  • jmurrayjmurray Posts: 3,538
    Stone Gossard built the Cornelia Marie and taught Capt. Phil Harris (RIP) how to catch crab.
  • doomponydoompony Posts: 4,497
    Stone Gossard found Nemo. But he threw him back because he was undersized. Stone Gossard respects fishing laws.
  • electronblueelectronblue WPB Florida Posts: 3,460
    Stone Gossard saved Superman's cat.
    ********************************
    "Forgive every being,
    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


  • mookiemoochie16mookiemoochie16 Posts: 521
    Stone is actually the singer, and an extremely talented ventriloquist.
    The oceans made me, but who came up with love?

    "You put some udder cream on that shit?" ~EV 5/17/10
  • jmurrayjmurray Posts: 3,538
    Stone Gossard doesn't always prefer beer, but when he does, he drinks Dos Equis.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    mookiemoochie16 wrote:
    Stone is actually the singer, and an extremely talented ventriloquist.

    :o THIEF! :o


    From the 2nd page:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard is really the singer and a talented ventriloquist





    ...but that's ok. :D
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • jmurrayjmurray Posts: 3,538
    Stone Gossard's mother has a tattoo that says "son"
  • InHerOwnWorldInHerOwnWorld Posts: 592
    doompony wrote:
    Stone Gossard caused the fire in Smoke on the Water. But it wasn't because of a flare gun. It was just because he's so fucking hot.

    :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is the other white meat.
  • Still In HidingStill In Hiding Posts: 370
    doompony wrote:
    Stone Gossard found Nemo. But he threw him back because he was undersized. Stone Gossard respects fishing laws.

    :lol::lol::lol:
  • ActionJackActionJack Posts: 137
    gods dice are really stones dice... god just uses them when stone lets him

    I enjoy skinny-skiing, going to bullfights on acid...


  • Princess KJPrincess KJ Posts: 442
    Stone Gossard created the Big Bang. Both the event and the tv show.

    Stone Gossard gets all the physics references in said tv show.
    If I knew then, would I know now?

    * Perth Entertainment Centre - Mar 06, 1995
    * Melbourne Park - Mar 02, 1998
    * Brisbane QSAC- Nov 25, 2009
    * EV Solo- QPAC- March 10, 12 and 13 2011

  • Princess KJPrincess KJ Posts: 442
    Stone Gossard thinks therefore we are.
    If I knew then, would I know now?

    * Perth Entertainment Centre - Mar 06, 1995
    * Melbourne Park - Mar 02, 1998
    * Brisbane QSAC- Nov 25, 2009
    * EV Solo- QPAC- March 10, 12 and 13 2011

  • jmurrayjmurray Posts: 3,538
    Stone Gossard negotiated the good friday agreement in Ireland.
  • ActionJackActionJack Posts: 137
    The invasion of Normandy was the second option, the original plan was to send stone on a jetski armed only with a super soaker

    I enjoy skinny-skiing, going to bullfights on acid...


  • jmurrayjmurray Posts: 3,538
    Stone Gossard parted the Red Sea and led the Israelites to the promise land.
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