Stone Gossard...

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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    It is prophesied that one day Stone will break his shackles, and rise from the darkened stage corner like the mighty phoenix leaving the ashes

    :eek:!

    Stone will NEVER let this thread die because he is so cool!

    ...he also claim's he has 'man flu' when he has a cold. - Probably true!
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard will get very very very very very angry if you taunt him with "guess What?" "guess What?"

    because, you see - he DOES have a chicken butt.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • stoneg
    stoneg Posts: 1,941
    Stone is saving the world by himself.
    Ft. Lauderdale 96'
    Tampa 00'
    West Palm Beach 03'
    House of Blues 03'
    Tampa 03'
    Kissimmee 04'
    West Palm Beach 08'
    Tampa 08'
    Eddie Vedder Clearwater both nights 2012
  • Oh, Jimmy
    Oh, Jimmy Posts: 957
    stoneg wrote:
    Stone is saving the world by himself.

    Stone doesn't have a chin behind his beard, only a 3rd fist.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Every Saturday night, wherever he might be, no matter how far from a television, if it's 11:30 Stone will be yelling "Live, From My Pants, It's Trouser Snake Live!!!"
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Whenever Stone plays Monopoly he will only buy Railroads and Baltic Ave. Stone has never won a game of Monopoly.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone uses Chopsticks to eat ice cream.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Whenever Stone gets in a funk he will play Charlie Daniels "Devil Went Down To Georgia" 15 times straight. But it has to be the version that says "I told you once you son of a bitch I'm the best that's ever been", because if it's the "son of a gun" version Stone will throw the first knife he gets his hands on at the first person/living thing he sees. As a result of a recent "son of a gun" version Stone has changed his dogs name from "Muffy" to "Scarface".
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Whenever the poweball numbers are drawn on live tv, Stone will wait until the last number, take one testicle out, dangle it in front of his wife, and say "how's that for a powerball?"
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Noonie
    Noonie Posts: 93
    Stone Gossard is completely color blind. He does not see any color. People tell him he's white, and he believes them, because policemen call him "sir".
    My rhymes and records they don't get played
    Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
    And if you rap like me you don't get paid
    And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
  • rvp
    rvp Posts: 779
    Stone though with some seriousness (not a lot, but some) Dead Man should say “dead man walking… around”.

    Sometimes he looks back at this, one of his worst ideas, and he cringes.
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    fuera de este mundo
  • rvp
    rvp Posts: 779
    It was at least seven years ago Stone felt the most overwhelming feeling of moisture and heat that he ever felt outside of the men’s bathhouse. He would walk outside and be blasted by this wall of air that seemed unearthly, more like a moist mars.
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    fuera de este mundo
  • rvp
    rvp Posts: 779
    Stone loves the anti guitar solo by mike in wash, the way he sort of rubs his strings and with minimal effort colors the solo section beautifully.
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    fuera de este mundo
  • rvp
    rvp Posts: 779
    The Christmas spirit really took hold of him one November night and he wrote Strangest Tribe. Stone loves this little song of his.
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    fuera de este mundo
  • rvp
    rvp Posts: 779
    Stone knows your biggest successes come from the most unlikely places
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    fuera de este mundo
  • stoneg
    stoneg Posts: 1,941
    Stone can redecorate your house,do your laundry,drive your kids to soccer practice,and still find the time to make the most kick ass music ever.
    Ft. Lauderdale 96'
    Tampa 00'
    West Palm Beach 03'
    House of Blues 03'
    Tampa 03'
    Kissimmee 04'
    West Palm Beach 08'
    Tampa 08'
    Eddie Vedder Clearwater both nights 2012
  • PaperPlates
    PaperPlates Posts: 1,745
    Stone taught Eddie how to play guitar, and has regretted it ever since.
    Why go home

    www.myspace.com/jensvad
  • shell bell
    shell bell Posts: 337
    Stone Gossard will be brought in as a special teams player if the Seahawks do not win today........and it's lookin' like it's gonna be Stoney time!
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

    "Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    With his own two hands Stone can change this world
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    Its not known to many, but Bob Dylans song "Like a Rolling stone" was originally named "Like A Rolling Stone Gossard". Stone also swears that The Rolling Stones and the Rolling Stone magazine are both named after him.
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."

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