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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone gossard was the inspiration for the cat in Paula Abduls "Opposites Attract" video.
  • mookiemoochie16mookiemoochie16 Posts: 521
    Stone Gossard invented chapstick, and the little plastic things on the end of shoelaces.
    The oceans made me, but who came up with love?

    "You put some udder cream on that shit?" ~EV 5/17/10
  • IsaacIsaac Posts: 137
    Stone Gossard is both the salt on your steak and the cheese in your cake...
  • Still In HidingStill In Hiding Posts: 370
    stone gossard CAN touch MC Hammer

    sorry if this was said before, i didnt go thru every page and this seems like an obvious one
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard actually invented Oxi-Clean.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    9 out of 10 dentists recommend Stone Gossard over other leading brands.
  • HeavyHandsHeavyHands Posts: 2,130
    Stone Gossard is actually your real dad.

    In a surprising twist, he is also your mom. :?
    "A lot more people are capable of being big out there that just don't give themselves a chance." -Stone Gossard
  • HeavyHandsHeavyHands Posts: 2,130
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard's hair is really playdoh.


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    (and for bonus points... "the answers are in his hair")

    Possibly the best self-referential one yet! I award you 1,000 Internets. :)
    "A lot more people are capable of being big out there that just don't give themselves a chance." -Stone Gossard
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard just locked the last thread I started about taking a planned bathroom break during shows...Stone doesn't like plans.

    David
    64xxx
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard IS Mike. He's just that good.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone tunes Boom's piano daily with tender love and care.
  • Backspacer 76Backspacer 76 Posts: 960
    Stone Gossard created April Fools Day for his own amusement.
    He tells the band every year that he is quiting.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard appears as an extra in the movie Back to the Future 3.
  • MASMAS Posts: 630
    Stone Gossard farts vanilla-roma.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard still holds his high school boy's basketball team record for points in a game with 42.
  • phungiphungi Posts: 641
    Stone Gossard is the answer to the question on your mind
    37 PJ Shows, 3 EV Shows, 1134 Total Songs, 24 Different Openers, 9 Different Closers, 252 Unique Songs (never enough)
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard was the first guitarist to have his biography listed on Wikipedia.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Stone Gossard is, Stone Gossard was and Stone Gossard will always be.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard witnessed a man going over Niagara Falls in a bucket. He was the first person to call 911.

    David
    64xxx
  • Lone Drawn MeteorLone Drawn Meteor Posts: 1,230
    Stone Gossard is supplying 16 pairs of water-wings to toddlers affected by the flooding in and around Boston.
    "If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." - Mitch Hedberg
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will only write using blue or black ink.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has a high member number, but it's only because he let his membership lapse.
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard encapulates all moods of the Seven Dwarfs at once. Yet all of the best Pearl Jam songs were written by the Grumpy Stone Gossard.
    I love to turn you on
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard paid for eye exams and purchased glasses for anyone who needed them at Green Tree Elementary School.
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    will kick your ass for not using fluorsecent light bulbs, throwing cig butts out of your car and for no reason at all.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard prefers apples but will eat an occasional orange.
  • TheVan218TheVan218 Posts: 302
    Stone Gossard doesn't have a good friday, he has a GREAT friday.
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    's famous 'Chicken dance' seduces some women and most breeds of chicken.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard walks like an Egyptian.
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    ...'s guitar riffs prep our faces for Mike's melting solos.
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