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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    the total length of chains and whips in castle Fuckula, when tied together, is exactly the right length required for me to lasso 17 Californian wenches and demand they uncork my wine for me using just their furry bits.
    ooooooh.
    *shivers*

    ;)

    that better be California table wine!
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    ooooooh.
    *shivers*

    ;)

    that better be California table wine!

    i dont care as i wouldnt have time to drink it ;)

    *breathes into paper bag*
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:

    that better be California table wine!

    Perhaps:

    http://tropicalfruition.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/carlo-rossi-paisano.jpg
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Perhaps:

    http://tropicalfruition.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/carlo-rossi-paisano.jpg


    that bottle is the exact same one that Ellen De Generes always buys.. she hates the wine but the bottle shape is of far more importance to her
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    the running of the bulls first started when paplonian leaders wanted to boost tourism. the bullfights weren't cutting it. one day paplonian juan diaz, who was in charge of caring bulls for the bullfights, was bet he couldn't eat a pound of pinto beans and cabbage in one hour. never backing down from a challenge, juan took and won the bet. the resulting flatulence caused the entire town to run from juan. juan passed out from his gastroric meltdown leaving the bulls loose and they too ran as far from juan as they could in the process trampling the citizens who were simply trying escape the green cloud that juan had created.

    a year later ned and fern abbott of bend, oregon, who were on vacation at the time of juan mishap, were once again in paplona and asked if they was going to be another "running of the bulls". they had such a fun time the previous year and they thought it was an annual event. local leaders discovered that if you stage dangerous and stupid events, tourists will flock to your town, hence the annual "running with the bulls".

    as for juan, he died in 1978. causes unknown.


    i am the ultimate thread cooler...hehehehe
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Marijuana abuse, alcoholism, depression, are all causes of ice fishing.
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    In Louisville Kentucky, if you say the phrase "That's how the cookie crumbles" it is perfectly legal for anyone in earshot to come over and dropkick you.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 32,093
    there are 3pgs of mookie names on the members list ....:D
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    josevolution wrote:
    there are 3pgs of mookie names on the members list ....:D

    True. But only one that matters: Mookie2Step.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    One out of every 12 Lithuanians believes in the Easter Ferret.
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  • failedpersephone
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    due to a spelling error on his Med Slip, Colin Fairsmith of Virginia City, IN thought that a "Colonoscopy" was going to be a small video following him around.
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    God I love this thread! :)

    And speaking of gods...did you know that of all the gods, Medusa actually had the best body...she got all the guys hard!!!
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    God I love this thread! :)

    And speaking of gods...did you know that of all the gods, Medusa actually had the best body...she got all the guys hard!!!

    hmmn, don't let Hecate hear you...she works her magic on the dead! ;)

    1 out of 6 Germans voted to have a honey/feather strip tease featuring Pooh Bear to be televised.
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Super Bowl III's halftime show consisted of a baked beans eating contest and a round of naked twister.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    C & C music factory refused to say what exactly the "C's" stood for until a 1997 lawsuit revealed that the groups full name was Cockring & Crackwhore Music Factory.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    A pinkie promise is legally binding in 43 states.
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    staring at a picture of an ex-girlfriend for one hour will NOT make her uglier. just older. staring at your wife for one hour will not make her older. it will only cause you pain when she asks 'why the hell are you staring at me' and then kicks you square in the jimmy.
    I love to turn you on
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    I'm sure you've heard that a live lobster will scream when being place in boiling water. But did you know that it was a scream of passion?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    A cat will steal your soul if you feed it fancy feast on a full moon.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Super Bowl III's halftime show consisted of a baked beans eating contest and a round of naked twister.

    that would make it worthwhile watching for me :)


    if you turn a rotund otter inside-out its has the fucking cunt ugly face of some retard who just says 'meh' to you? :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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