in a recent poll it was discovered that architects do indeed have a chip on their shoulder and that 48% of those chips were left there by tired bears.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
the lungs are the only organ in the human body that can be spelled using the letters G, N, L, S and U.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Lionel Ritchie can in fact dance on the ceiling, but only the Foxtrot.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Abraham Lincoln was shot for having an opinion, not, as initially suspected, for having a beard that resembled a hippos genitals.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Arnold Schwarzenegger's famous line "I'll be back" actually means "nuns taste funny" in German
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
when asked if the word "topological" was the hardest word to spell 89.6% of the UK's Dyslexic Society responded with an overwhelming "yse"
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Also written in Michael Jackson's will is that before he's buried, he's interred in full 'Thriller' make-up and costume so he can begin the greatest comeback this world has ever seen.
Studies now show that only 24% percent of all men who have been caught cheating on their spouse will now claim sex addition and beg their wives to go to counseling. The other 76% have taken up golf.
95% of persons gone missing are found within one week. Of the remaining missing persons, 3% will never be found. One half of the never to be found missing persons are tied up in Dunks basement.
Peace, Love.
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
what are you but my reflection? who am i to judge or strike you down?
"I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank." - Barack Obama
when you told me 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em'
i was thinkin 'death before dishonor'
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LMAO! Ahhh you're on fire tonight, dunk!
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wow i wonder if this actually happened!
i can never find my keys to put in my pouch
i agree
it's damn funny
im glad its back up
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jE__DYSM6U
dunk's brother
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CglGKvutjjo
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Eating shrooms while drinking whiskey produces the same after-effects as cialis
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
what are you but my reflection? who am i to judge or strike you down?
"I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank." - Barack Obama
when you told me 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em'
i was thinkin 'death before dishonor'