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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    People who know that old men smell like vienna sausages in a can usually like to create gray merkins for Santa Claus. ;)

    :D oh you read that did you?

    (a Mormon ClusterFuck !!!)

    The answer to the question "do you believe in magic" took on a very ominous tone for the 6th grade class of Virginia Speckles when nearsighted Carl Jenkins from the third row performed as his alterego "Zolo sword magician" at the school talent show.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    23% of the population of Dublin can smell "what the Rock is cookin' " and they would like him to lower the flame to "simmer".
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    78% of africans have adopted the flies around their faces... the other 41% Madonna adopted.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Pez dispenser accidents are the second leading cause of death in Guyana. The first? Zebra tramplings.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    buying tampons is the leading cause of heartaches amongst men of ages 16-78... 15 year olds couldnt give a fucking toss and will even buy training bras.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Every three seconds in the U.S. someone mentions how great of a singer Faith Hill is. Due to an extreme case of OCD Bernie Winklestein of Punta Gorda Florida is responsible for 92% of the compliments.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    the entire government of Uzbekistan consists entirely of 3 legged horses called Gerald... no wait thats just silly... its badgers with mohicans actually.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    A Freed Hoe Nipples is an anagram of failedpersephone.. this much is true... the strange part is that i typed this post using strategically splattered sperm.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    A Freed Hoe Nipples is an anagram of failedpersephone.. this much is true... the strange part is that i typed this post using strategically splattered sperm.

    WHY WOULD YOU POST MY REAL NAME??? :eek:

    :p
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    During the last Arcade Fire tour, tour managers had to cease handing out conductor hats to the first 800 fans, for when the band broke out into a sing-a-long version of "I Been Workin' On The Railroad', the piggish squeals of young men overpowered the PA system.
    I love to turn you on
  • Strangest Tribe
    Strangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    For 7 generations the Hunsacker family of Eggleston, WV has donated the same kidney to the 2nd son of the first daughter, making said kidney 124 years old.
    the Minions
  • Strangest Tribe
    Strangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp made 3 soft-porn underground movies before becoming a Saturday Morning celebrity in the 70's.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmTmvBzNFY4&feature=related
    the Minions
  • Strangest Tribe
    Strangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    At any given moment at least 6 airline pilots are asleep at 30,000 ft.
    the Minions
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    I played Lleyton Hewitt in junior tennis and beat him in 3 sets 6-4 3-6 6-1
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Strangest Tribe wrote:
    Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp made 3 soft-porn underground movies before becoming a Saturday Morning celebrity in the 70's.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmTmvBzNFY4&feature=related

    OH MY GOD LANCELOT LINK!!!

    thank you for reminding me about this PopCulture GOLD MINE of a Reference point!!


    May you be blessed with the love of the world you are a veritable ANGEL Strangest Tribe!!

    :D
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  • Strangest Tribe
    Strangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    the original Granny Smith used tart green apples to "pucker up" her 1500 herd of Llamas to keep them from spitting on her every day.
    the Minions
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Wednesday is meatloaf night at the Huxtables. ALWAYS. no exceptions.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Woody Harrelson has a tongue shaped penis.
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    If you light a match to a strawberry fruit roll up and inhale you will acheive a high similar to hotboxing three joints in the trunk of a karman ghia. If you light a grape fruit roll up and inhale you will be stricken with hepatitis c.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Woody Harrelson has a penis shaped tongue.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.

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