Strange But Probably True

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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    radiohead are so named after guitarist Johnny switched jobs with an android transvestite for the day... he also learned oil isnt that good a lubricant.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    that would make it worthwhile watching for me :)


    if you turn a rotund otter inside-out its has the fucking cunt ugly face of some retard who just says 'meh' to you? :)

    :D Fucking Priceless!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    The reason for the season is actually Merle Haggard. not Jesus.

    He is the reason for tax redemption form 2150 W (A)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    There are really 369 degrees in a circle although most people prefer to believe the man.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    "Iron fist in a Velvet Glove" is also the name of the hot tranny nightclub where Mr. Hooper from Sesame Street could be caught performing his torchsong "one for the road" every thursday night, until his death.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Rabbits crave the blood of the unborn. Don't be fooled by their innocent faces.

    they want your womb-rights. and they will stop at NOTHING. :eek:
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Womb rights don't actually exist for the transgender commuinity, since that gender is not included in the charter of rights. Nor do they exist for women, since we live in a male dominated society. But for a few million, you can buy mine, only to even up the score a bit.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Many people including myself have been having sex for more than half of their life. it's an exclusive club whose members continually disprove the theory that 'practice makes perfect'. And if you disagree, imagine being 'on the job' at age 75!
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    The NYC toursim board has noticed a strange decline in attendance at the Statue of Liberty on Tuesdays. Ironically enough, Tuesday is also garbage day in Jersey City.
    I love to turn you on
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    Many people including myself have been having sex for more than half of their life. it's an exclusive club whose members continually disprove the theory that 'practice makes perfect'. And if you disagree, imagine being 'on the job' at age 75!
    mmmm CHEWY.

    When Richard Nixon was buried, He was buried in full Knights of Columbus regalia. Complete with feathered codpiece and matching eyepatch.
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  • Super Vedder
    Super Vedder Posts: 1,531
    barbara bush is the world champion at stilt walking along a line of cream donuts without squashing any of them!
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jennifer Jason Leigh has managed to keep her breasts so pert by reading them "The 75 Secrets of Good Coffee" book every night at precisely 11.03pm... at 12.09am she covers them in a mental patients saliva.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    the convex factor ratio of pupae smelting is proportionately linked to the diet of a Michael P. Swechsenbergger of Boisville, Idaho. He also licks coal.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    tourism is the no.1 reason for all suicides in Ireland. No. 7 is the inability to make the Taj Mahal out of bread
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Any woman who goes out of her way to compliment you in cooking kielbasa and beer brats on the grill 1.) thinks you're the cat's pajamas and 2.) is ugly.
    I love to turn you on
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    People who use the term "cat's pajamas" have more than likely attempted to put a cat in their pajamas at least once during their formative years.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    failedpersephone wrote:
    People who use the term "cat's pajamas" have more than likely attempted to put a cat in their pajamas at least once during their formative years.


    that HAS to be true....:D:D:D
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    People who know that old men smell like vienna sausages in a can usually like to create gray merkins for Santa Clause. ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    cutback wrote:
    that HAS to be true....:D:D:D

    HA! :D

    (laughing to hard to retort! the well is dry!)
    I love to turn you on
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    HA! :D

    (laughing to hard to retort! the well is dry!)

    Speaking of dry wells, if you ever drop a penny into a dry well and attempt to make a wish for financial gain you will be dead by way of a rare tractor accident within three months.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"

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