the average age of all the people who conduct average age surveys is 27.2
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
In eastern Colorado there is a small indigenous tribe of lepers that will trade the secret of eternal life for a bottle of warm Dr. Pepper and half a bag of funyuns.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
cheese emits the least number of decibels of all dairy products.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
6 Zulu tribesman can lift up Heather Mills' real leg using only their eyelids... they are scared of the false one so wont touch it
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
there is a 72 year old man living in Norway who can help people quit smoking by the simple use of shadow puppetry and amputation of your lips, fingers and lungs. for an extra $1000 he will attach a bulls penis to your least liked in-law
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
The planet Uranus is the least funny of all the planets, Mars is clearly much funnier.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
if used properly, Burt Reynolds chest hair could heat the entire population of Iceland for up to 4 years... his laugh would also be number one for 29 weeks if he released it as a single.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Right now Monica Lewinsky is having an extramarital affair with John McCain's wife's mother while Dick Cheney rubs one out while (directing) filming the entire act on an old school black & white reel to reel film camera.
in all honesty i think this is my favourite thread of all time... i read back through it sometimes and just think its hilarious.
ok its surreal as fuck, but i like that
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Sean Connery's favourite time of day is tennish.. which is also his favourite sport.
you're a pretty funny dude for a bunk ass Scotsman
btw
i once heard that bagpipes when stuck up one's ass
can not be distinguish between that of the mating call of the male elephant
and the sound of Jerry Lewis when laughing like an idiot.
is this true? yes it is.
there is a 72 year old man living in Norway who can help people quit smoking by the simple use of shadow puppetry and amputation of your lips, fingers and lungs. for an extra $1000 he will attach a bulls penis to your least liked in-law
again,
i laughed out loud.
you're a very silly man my friend.
i like that;)
Lee Majors is staring in a movie based on his tv series the Fall Guy.
His lumbering giant 4x4 truck will still out run, out corner, and out manuver corvettes & motorcycles.
All this is the same as his tv series except this time Lee is a flaming homosexual whos boyfriend is a Thai boxer dwarf.
Also written in Michael Jackson's will is that before he's buried, he's interred in full 'Thriller' make-up and costume so he can begin the greatest comeback this world has ever seen.
Also written in Michael Jackson's will is that before he's buried, he's interred in full 'Thriller' make-up and costume so he can begin the greatest comeback this world has ever seen.
no thanks, shoot me first please..
or
remove my eyeballs with a spoon and fill my ears with rubber cement
Also written in Mike Jackson's will it is stated that upon his death
he is to be wheeled into the nearest Pizza-Hut where he is to have one large
meat lovers pizza shoved down his throat as he has never eatin pizza ever before in his life and bury him with the left over garlic cheese bread and pepsi cola.
If you rub two nickels together with enough force, the energy build up will exceed the amount used to reanimate Vincent Price for one night of wild passion filled lust.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
By consuming an entire box of Mallomars, and Crayola crayons (64 pack) the average marsupial can produce a forgery of Van Gogh's "Starry Night" out of his own feces.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
If you rub two nickels together with enough force, the energy build up will exceed the amount used to reanimate Vincent Price for one night of wild passion filled lust.
haha vincent price
good call
i havent heard that name in yrs
If you get the small intestine of a Toucan, have it bronzed, smear it with the tears of Alan Alda and attached to a large fish hook you are guaranteed to capture Bigfoot.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
when porcupines mate the male porcupine must read Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" to the female porcupine.
She then will think she is a bird and will slide the male's quills aside and begin eating his worm.
The two will have fantastic oral sex for hours before actual penetration takes place.
Also the male porcupine has a tongue like a California Condor which pleases his partner quite nicely.
If you get the small intestine of a Toucan, have it bronzed, smear it with the tears of Alan Alda and attached to a large fish hook you are guaranteed to capture Bigfoot.
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this made me laugh out loud
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
and.....action..
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
in all honesty i think this is my favourite thread of all time... i read back through it sometimes and just think its hilarious.
ok its surreal as fuck, but i like that
climbed up his pants leg and stole his nuts
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
you're a pretty funny dude for a bunk ass Scotsman
btw
i once heard that bagpipes when stuck up one's ass
can not be distinguish between that of the mating call of the male elephant
and the sound of Jerry Lewis when laughing like an idiot.
is this true? yes it is.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
agree 100%...this and the stone gossard thread are priceless!
again,
i laughed out loud.
you're a very silly man my friend.
i like that;)
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
His lumbering giant 4x4 truck will still out run, out corner, and out manuver corvettes & motorcycles.
All this is the same as his tv series except this time Lee is a flaming homosexual whos boyfriend is a Thai boxer dwarf.
here is a sample of the movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i38X8GA0wAY
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
i like that.
simple and honestly felt.
that could be a fact unlike any other.
well played Dunne.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
no thanks, shoot me first please..
or
remove my eyeballs with a spoon and fill my ears with rubber cement
Also written in Mike Jackson's will it is stated that upon his death
he is to be wheeled into the nearest Pizza-Hut where he is to have one large
meat lovers pizza shoved down his throat as he has never eatin pizza ever before in his life and bury him with the left over garlic cheese bread and pepsi cola.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
haha vincent price
good call
i havent heard that name in yrs
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
She then will think she is a bird and will slide the male's quills aside and begin eating his worm.
The two will have fantastic oral sex for hours before actual penetration takes place.
Also the male porcupine has a tongue like a California Condor which pleases his partner quite nicely.
i think these lil critters are set
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
thats damn funny
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce