There is a restroom located at the bottom of the bobsled run in Lake Placid, NY. In the last 43 years, no one has actually used the toilet...just the toilet paper.
...and speaking of Jesus, it is a little know fact that before he ascended into heaven, he scribled down the words "there's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold"
The grim reaper is not an actual spirit from realms beyond. He is in fact a plain man, lying about his identity in an attempt to be cool, before he murders you.
T.J. Hooker still holds the world land speed record.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
in the US of A the letter H is treated with such contempt that paedophiles are invited to seminars so they can point and mock at it.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Tourettes is officially the world's funniest disease.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
there is actually no such thing as a rainbow.. it is just the reflection of Joseph and his amazing technicolour dreamcoat whilst he admires himself at a mirror
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
T.J. Hooker still holds the world land speed record.
hahahaha damn you, you made me laugh :mad:
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
there is actually no such thing as a rainbow.. it is just the reflection of Joseph and his amazing technicolour dreamcoat whilst he admires himself at a mirror
there is actually no such thing as a rainbow.. it is just the reflection of Joseph and his amazing technicolour dreamcoat whilst he admires himself at a mirror...
eminating to our time from approximately 3 thousand years ago
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
There is good evidence to suggest that in order to row boats, many Amazonian tribes living today use not traditional oars, but pugil sticks from Gladiators.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
The Pope doesnt actually want to be the pope... he was just on his way to an Alzheimers Ghost Party and got lost.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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After eating texas chili and performing hours of tantric sex, Sting's manhood resembles a kimono dragon.
sorry if this has been posted already. didnt have time ( or the desire ) to read 10,000 posts.
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
Manchester 4/6/00
Amazing, if you stand in front of a fan and pass gas, you can still smell it.
gets to me every time
hahahaha damn you, you made me laugh :mad:
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
hehehe....good one dunk
eminating to our time from approximately 3 thousand years ago
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
- the great Sir Leo Harrison