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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    lorena bobbit didn't use a knife to remove her husbands penis.....she had just finished 5 hours of kegel exercises and while testing her strength on john, sneezed.....
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Currently, certain members post counts are dropping faster than Don Knotts pants at a family reunion.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Everytime you masturbate, the Pit takes away one of your posts on your tally.

    :eek: I am trying to find their hidden cameras!!
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Currently, certain members post counts are dropping faster than Don Knotts pants at a family reunion.
    Unfortunately, the Family reunion WASN'T THE KNOTT FAMILY!

    but the blow-up bouncer for the Quinn's Family Annual Roundup was a hell of a lot more fun that year!
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Currently, certain members post counts are dropping faster than Don Knotts pants at a family reunion.

    people arent aware that mooks is a spy trained in wearing highly suggestive lingerie and a penchant for dismantling old mens false teeth.




    p.s. (just noticed that as well?? freaky)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Fellatio Della Lingual is NOT a stage name, and to be honest with you - that poor Italian Butcher is really beside himself when people call him at all hours of the night...OF COURSE HE HAS COW TONGUE! he IS a butcher!!!
    wait, WHAT???? :eek:
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    The Human Sneeze generates as much power as 13 Power plants
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    if you can divide 12315432132454543.121545454 by 5158847666645454 then you are either Raymond Babbit or you have a 26 digit calculator
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    if you gently wave the Confiderate flag at Casey Kasem he will die of windshock
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    The Hot Flashes of Estelle Getty forced Betty White to go into Geothermal Shock.

    this was the real reason for the Northridge Quake.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    The Harpsichord is the musical instrument favored by the Amish, and Eminem - who is Amish by marriage.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Bob Dylan and Bob Denver are the same person.
    different wigs.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Ringo Starr's favourite planet was Neptune and yet weirdly enough he wasnt even Greek?!?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Gallagher still tours. No joke here. Just a "WTF is wrong with Americans" question to ponder.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Everytime someone reaches 3,000 posts on the Message Pit - STONE GOSSARD gets a wee little shiver up his spine...sometimes he goes 'ooooh" in slight surprise, but mostly he just rides it out with a little grin on his face.

    :D
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    i am so bored of this forum that i am considering retiring as announcing your retirement from a music forum is what all the cool people do
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    i am so bored of this forum that i am considering retiring as announcing your retirement from a music forum is what all the cool people do
    Red Foxx's night emissions from 1965 are a good boredom curative.

    and it doesn't make a bad salad dressing either. ;)
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Red Foxx's night emissions from 1965 are a good boredom curative.

    and it doesn't make a bad salad dressing either. ;)


    :D

    people who have 3000 or more posts on a PJ forum are now considered clinically brain dead.. i am the exception to the rule as i hate clinics.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Rubbing one's nose in IT is one sure way to prevent hemorrhoids
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    the total length of chains and whips in castle Fuckula, when tied together, is exactly the right length required for me to lasso 17 Californian wenches and demand they uncork my wine for me using just their furry bits.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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