Stone Gossard...

1…3435373940…425

Comments

  • Posts: 4,317
    happy_larry wrote:
    Stone Gossard is soley responsible for the world shortage of fence panels

    although, he is coming 'round to my house at the weekend to fix our broken fence and put new panels up since it his fault that the weather was so bad and blew it down.

    Sorry... I have nothing :o
  • Posts: 4,677
    Stone's recipe for S'mores is Marshmallows, Graham Crackers, and crotch lint. Once you've had a Stone Smore you never are the same.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once built the biggest bong ever! but then after he used it he lost it...at least that is what Boom told him.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone's recipe for S'mores is Marshmallows, Graham Crackers, and crotch lint. Once you've had a Stone Smore you never are the same.



    MMMMMMMMM....that is so delightful
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Posts: 4,677
    Stone plays Bingo at his local church every Saturday night.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Posts: 221
    Stone had ST tattooed on his right butt cheek and NE tattooed on his right so he would never forget his name like he did THAT night
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    MMMMMMMMM....that is so delightful

    So you've had one?!?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Posts: 3,424
    Stone really doesn't want you to give him any lip...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Posts: 4,677
    Stone's philosophy is "Always Bet On Black" even though he doesn't fully understand what that entails.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    So you've had one?!?


    one of my fondest memories is the day I helped in the annual stone gossard crotch lint harvest...


    the snacks totally made up for the amount of scratches I received when I harvested deep...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Posts: 3,424
    Stone believes that "shaken, not stirred" refers to the manner in which one likes to drink their ovaltine.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    one of my fondest memories is the day I helped in the annual stone gossard crotch lint harvest...


    the snacks totally made up for the amount of scratches I received when I harvested deep...
    When you harvested deep, did he shake his leg like a dog you pet in that "special spot"?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Posts: 4,317
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone plays Bingo at his local church every Saturday night.

    So does Boom but Boom always beats him and then Stone get's teary eyed and pretends he doesn't care.
  • Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is that Dude...you know the one...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Posts: 4,677
    Stone loves to play Mahjong but pronounces it "Mydong".
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    When you harvested deep, did he shake his leg like a dog you pet in that "special spot"?


    I see you have harvested Stone crotch lint before...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Posts: 4,677
    When I go on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Stone will be my Dial-a-Friend.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I see you have harvested Stone crotch lint before...

    Who do you think started the annual crotch lint harvest?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once held the record in the Northwest for longest domino chain at 450 feet of continuous dominoes placed 1/2 an inch apart...he used his penis to knock the first domino over, and accidentally knocked them all over simultaneously.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Posts: 4,677
    Stone's television is always set to Nickelodeon.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"

Welcome!

It looks like you're new here. Sign in or register to get started.
Sign In
Register

Quick Links

Categories