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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    happy_larry wrote:
    Stone Gossard neither loves nor hates Marmite

    :eek:
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    happy_larry wrote:
    Like bears Stone Gossard will only shit in the woods

    and the Pope
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard doesn't wash, he has a team of Umpa Lumpas he bought off Ebay that lick his entire body clean every morning. They draw lots as to who does what bit of his body.
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard really can believe its not butter
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard owns 97% of the worlds Blu Tac
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone will not get on an airplane unless he knows well in advance that he will be allowed to sit in the cockpit and "fly" the plane. It plans change midair, things will get ugly!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    If you give Stone two grapefruits and a blonde wig he will do his world famous Dolly Parton impersonation.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone takes a muscle builder. He really thinks it's working.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone's favorite football team is the Boston Celtics (no one has the heart to tell him otherwise).
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • electronblue
    electronblue Posts: 3,502
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard posts missing cat notes all over town - even though he has never owned a cat.



    :)
    ********************************
    "Forgive every being,
    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone ALWAYS holds Eddie's hair back when he's throwing up
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard eats salmon fresh from the river...he is the original Saskewatch.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone ends all of his sentences with "I've got your pizza Right Here!" while grabbing his crotch.
    That is your funniest one yet! :)

    Stone Gossard is involved in a class action lawsuit against the burner that told everyone that if you press play on both Dark Side of the Moon and Wizard of Oz at the same time, they sync. They don't according to Stone and he wants his money back for both.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard threatens people with a "spanking" if they misbehave...uncannily, Eddie always makes sure he "misbehaves" when Stone is around.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has over 367 charms for his charm bracelet...the rest of the band wont let him wear it when he performs tho...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard likes to watch fireworks...of course he rubs himself and giggles - so not too many people like to watch fireworks WITH Stone.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard likes to watch fireworks...of course he rubs himself and giggles - so not too many people like to watch fireworks WITH Stone.

    Glad to know I'm not alone! Stone if you read this I'll be on the Staten Island Ferry Wednesday night. You bring the wine I'll bring the sleaze..err cheese.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard is fructose intolerant. He's jealous that Mike came out with his colitis beforehand. Stone really wanted to have a marathon for other F.I. sufferers. Damn you Mike! Damn you!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard calls it "going boom" when he poops...this has caused alot of hurt feelings by Boom Gaspar.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone gossard can swallow a large red delicious apple without biting or chewing it...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.

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