I want to choke my coworker

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  • Posts: 2,558
    bostonlou wrote:
    then she comes over to me and says "research shows that talking to kids in a high pitched voice helps keep their attention better"
    i'd be interested to see that research. they are probably paying attention, thinking "this adult is an idiot in that high-pitched voice"
  • Posts: 2,849
    she just sang happy birthday to a 4 year old

    in that awful annoying voice


    i wish i could share video or audio of it

    i literally just sat here with my head in my hands


    brutal
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • Posts: 31,146
    bostonlou wrote:
    she just sang happy birthday to a 4 year old

    in that awful annoying voice


    i wish i could share video or audio of it

    i literally just sat here with my head in my hands


    brutal

    Lou you have to figure out a way to record this shit. Although you do paint a great picture. Maybe I'll just stick with the words. :p
  • Posts: 2,849
    just as i was navigating to this thread to complain about this whiny bitch being on the phone all day

    i got the greatest news in the world


    she's moving her cube

    to another building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    while it does mean the likely end of this thread I am so excited for the peace and quiet

    today has been awful... i've pranked her like 5 times and really thought about mentioning to my boss that I find it hard to work with her on the phone all day


    but then god did me a favor

    mega millions would of been nice but i'll settle for silence :)
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • Posts: 31,146
    I will miss this thread, but I am happy for you. No one should have to put up with this nonsense.
  • Posts: 2,849
    cutback wrote:
    I will miss this thread, but I am happy for you. No one should have to put up with this nonsense.

    yeah it's sad


    i will still have a weekly meeting with her so i'll see what stupid shit she can come up with there

    i'll at least give a sweater update ;)



    did i mention that last st paddy's day she wore shamrock antennae?
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • Washington DC Posts: 7,368
    bostonlou wrote:
    just as i was navigating to this thread to complain about this whiny bitch being on the phone all day

    i got the greatest news in the world


    she's moving her cube

    to another building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    while it does mean the likely end of this thread I am so excited for the peace and quiet

    today has been awful... i've pranked her like 5 times and really thought about mentioning to my boss that I find it hard to work with her on the phone all day


    but then god did me a favor

    mega millions would of been nice but i'll settle for silence :)
    Man, with results like this I should start complaining more. Congratulations!
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  • Posts: 2,849
    Ms. Haiku wrote:
    Man, with results like this I should start complaining more. Congratulations!
    that's the thing... i never complained

    it's a reorg due to business changes


    whatever... it's good for me!
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • Posts: 2,849
    i was just treated to 2 minutes of baby talk

    a nice good bye present


    oh and she has the Taxi sweater on today. I called her Latka





    she also is going to win money in my NCAA pool... while I win nothing... awful
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • Posts: 148
    She's a turd. But take solace in we've all worked with her kind before, with our teeth clenched.

    is she also the one who organized all the birthday cakes and made everyone chip in $ for every single possible celebration the office could stand ("Hey, Bernadette adopted a kitten!")?
    When you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.
  • Posts: 2,849
    kinetic wrote:
    She's a turd. But take solace in we've all worked with her kind before, with our teeth clenched.

    is she also the one who organized all the birthday cakes and made everyone chip in $ for every single possible celebration the office could stand ("Hey, Bernadette adopted a kitten!")?


    no because she's too cheap to do anything for anyone else

    this year

    the NCAA bracket pool was $25... and I told the guy running it that it was kind of too high for our area (HR - bunch of women) and may exclude people

    so he developed a payment plan....


    take a guess who was the only person to take advantage of the payment plan
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • Posts: 96
    place her stapler in jello
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  • Posts: 2,849
    SigEpCougar wrote:
    place her stapler in jello

    i was thinking staples in her jello

    then i wouldn't have to listen to the annoying voice
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • Posts: 148
    SigEpCougar wrote:
    place her stapler in jello
    then hide all her stupid personal items on her desk. does she have pictures of dancing kittens?
    When you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.
  • Posts: 8,711
    Ahhh, my last day of work today, which sucks because of no work, but is oh so great because I will never have to deal with the tit I'm sharing an office with again.
    How do you successfully complete numerous computer focused educational programs and still know absolutely jack shit about computers and how to use them, and have to irritate me with the stupidest questions ever (repeatedly)?


    This is a good thread.
  • Posts: 3,569
    bostonlou wrote:

    when da vinci code came out she brought a flyer into work and passed them around about how the movie was untrue



    Would people have believed the movie if it was'nt for the flyer? lol:)
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • Posts: 8,711
    reeferchief wrote:
    Would people have believed the movie if it was'nt for the flyer? lol:)

    One of my bosses is a big religious nut, and he sent out a mass email about going to see the movie (promoting it) cause he didn't know anything about it other than it was about Jesus. When he found out what it was about he sent another one denouncing it.
    Luckily I'm not on any of the head honcho's mailing lists so I only get the stories from co-workers :P
  • Posts: 3,569
    bostonlou wrote:
    she just sang happy birthday to a 4 year old

    in that awful annoying voice


    i wish i could share video or audio of it

    i literally just sat here with my head in my hands


    brutal

    Was the childs reaction along these lines:

    http://jeffrey-feldman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/a_child_crying.jpg
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • Posts: 2,849
    just wanted to let you all know

    today has been the most peaceful day of my 7 years at this damn job


    she's now in another building and I don't miss her in the least.


    ding dong the witch is dead! :)
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • Posts: 4,632
    thanks for the update...you know i was wondering how it was going.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.

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