I want to choke my coworker

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  • edvedder913
    edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    TrixieCat wrote:
    One of the funniest threads on here..
    I still don't believe it all...no one is that insane. :p
    My other favorite thread is Fanch talking about his Chinese food restaraunt experience and the nail in his leg! So damn funny.


    oh yes! that Fanch thread was hilarious!
  • AllIAm
    AllIAm Posts: 1,309
    The Champ wrote:
    You should go through his car and say you're looking for a tic tac..

    that would be a fun idea wouldn't it. it really baffles me that he has gone 50 years in this world and he still has no clue. if i talk to another coworker for more than 5 minutes he has to come over to see whats going on.

    and he clears his throat every 10 seconds. he cleared it 3 times while i typed this sentence.

    and he shovels his food in his mouth like a caveman.

    guess i had to get that off my chest. thanks Champ

    and thank you for the fact that im going to giggle all day thinking of this
  • drtyfrnk29
    drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    Been over a month since this one had been antiqued. Thought I'd give it some air.
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    His coworker sounds like the boss on Dead Like Me.
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  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    AmentsChick wrote:
    His coworker sounds like the boss on Dead Like Me.

    'Dead Like Me?'
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • PillowPants
    PillowPants Posts: 4,877
    wow... what a day at work

    needed to read this to relax me

    classic stuff
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    wow..this is an oldie. I had to re-read the OP. I have to say my coworkers are very cool. I haven't worked with an annoying person in a while now.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    My co-workers are okay---i'd like to strangle my boss though.

    Hmm...just noticed bostonlou isn't around!!



    ;)
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  • ECM
    ECM Posts: 1,687
    bostonlou wrote:
    sometimes when she's in the cube next to mine for too long I call her desk so that she'll stop talking and run to see who's on the phone. i hang up before she gets there. I do this probably 3-4 times a day

    :lol: ..... I'll have to try this one....
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  • PillowPants
    PillowPants Posts: 4,877
    last night i met the coworker who was the inspiration for this thread

    yes she needs to be choked ;)
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    PillowPants wrote:
    last night i met the coworker who was the inspiration for this thread

    yes she needs to be choked ;)


    Go with it
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    others, not mentioning any names ;) , have squeaked their way back onto this board....wonder why the op hasn't attempted/tried?
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  • PillowPants
    PillowPants Posts: 4,877
    ECM wrote:
    bostonlou wrote:
    sometimes when she's in the cube next to mine for too long I call her desk so that she'll stop talking and run to see who's on the phone. i hang up before she gets there. I do this probably 3-4 times a day

    :lol: ..... I'll have to try this one....


    hopefully your office doesn't have called ID

    or you know *67 ;)
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    My husband works with condescending co-worker also. Every time said person comes over to him and starts being an ass, my husband lets him finish talking. Then he'll look right at him, gives the thumbs up and say, "Thanks Tips!" and goes right back to what he was doing. Works every time. :lol::lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,864
    The Juggler wrote:
    others, not mentioning any names ;) , have squeaked their way back onto this board....wonder why the op hasn't attempted/tried?
    I'm pretty sure the op has tried, pleaded his case at The Hague and was denied a stay of execution.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • PillowPants
    PillowPants Posts: 4,877
    i have a new coworker who answers the phone with "what can i do you for"

    grates me every time
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    PillowPants wrote:
    i have a new coworker who answers the phone with "what can i do you for"

    grates me every time


    Would you rather they answer with "Welcome to McDonalds. How may I help you"? :lol::lol:
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,523
    Oh that Bostonlou dude :lol::lol:
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,864
    PillowPants wrote:
    i have a new coworker who answers the phone with "what can i do you for"

    grates me every time
    Is her last name Brown??
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • PillowPants
    PillowPants Posts: 4,877
    Poncier wrote:
    PillowPants wrote:
    i have a new coworker who answers the phone with "what can i do you for"

    grates me every time
    Is her last name Brown??

    she smells like brown?

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