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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    "So hot...want to touch the hiney" -- Billy Madison
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • yiorgis
    yiorgis Posts: 34
    "When the shit hits the fan some guys run and some guys stay!"
    Al Pacino - Scent of a woman
  • dirt
    dirt Posts: 398
    "There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese." - Coach Finstock (Teen Wolf)
    drive less - RIDE MORE!
  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Todd76 wrote:
    "You make me want to be a better man" - As Good As It Gets

    LOVE IT!


    Carol Connelly: ...That's maybe the best compliment of my life.

    Melvin Udall: Well, maybe I overshot a little, because I was aiming at just enough to keep you from walking out.

    and then this one:

    Melvin Udall: Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    I'll Ride The Wave wrote:
    "Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorroids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president." – Will Hunting, Good Will Hunting

    I watched Matt Damon on some talk show a few years ago and he was still able to recite this.

    loves it. I can even here that Southie accent while reading it.....
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    “The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here." O-ren Ishii (Kill Bill, Vol.1)
    ...
    "Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time." Da Nang Hooker (Full Metal Jacket)
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    From Waking Life:

    Man on the Train: I haven't seen too many around lately. Things have been tough lately for dreamers. They say dreaming is dead, no one does it anymore. It's not dead it's just that it's been forgotten, removed from our language. Nobody teaches it so nobody knows it exists. The dreamer is banished to obscurity. Well, I'm trying to change all that, and I hope you are too. By dreaming, every day. Dreaming with our hands and dreaming with our minds. Our planet is facing the greatest problems it's ever faced, ever. So whatever you do, don't be bored, this is absolutely the most exciting time we could have possibly hoped to be alive. And things are just starting .

    also

    Old Man: As the pattern gets more intricate and subtle, being swept along is no longer enough.
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • T C H
    T C H Posts: 85
    "I'm out of it for a little while everybody gets delusions of grandeur."
    - Han Solo

    "We're on an express elevator to Hell, going down!"
    - Hudson
    I've got a Gibson without a case, but I can't get that even tanned look on my face...
  • Todd76
    Todd76 Posts: 1,469
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    LOVE IT!


    Carol Connelly: ...That's maybe the best compliment of my life.

    Melvin Udall: Well, maybe I overshot a little, because I was aiming at just enough to keep you from walking out.

    The scene gave/gives me chills - James L. Brooks is a genius when it comes to dialogue. I was going to type out the whole conversation but I was at work at couldn't remember it word for word......and misquoting it at all would not do it justice
    In my world everyone is a pony,
    and they all eat rainbows and pooh butterflies!
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 17,014
    "Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown"


    quote attributed to Dr. Peter Venkman Ph.D. prior to battle with Gozer.
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • Flagg
    Flagg Posts: 5,856
    I've got a bad feeling about this.

    ~Just about everyone in Star Wars at one point or another.
    DAL-7/5/98,10/17/00,6/9/03,11/15/13
    BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
    MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
    PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
    CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
    HTFD-6/27/08
    ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
    KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
    Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
    PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
    OKC-11/16/13
    SEA-12/6/13
    TUL-10/8/14
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 17,014
    AmentsChick wrote:
    "So hot...want to touch the hiney" -- Billy Madison


    That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ass....I know from experience.
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,052
    mother of god, is this the end of rico????
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    Annie - "You never want to try anything new, Alvy."
    Alvy - "How can you say that? Whose idea was it? I said that you, I and that girl from your acting class should sleep together in a threesome."
    Annie - "Well, that's sick."
    Alvy - "Yeah, I know it's sick, but it's new. You didn't say it couldn't be sick."
    Annie Hall
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    here's mine:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTFLLkwmHlw

    I love the You're Fucked
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • satansbedbugs
    satansbedbugs On Tour Posts: 2,413
    Ok, This might be the funniest thing ive ever seen...If you havent seen this movie, immediately go rent it , smoke a joint, and kick back and enjoy....sbb

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=7nqW2K1d-Jk
    *Marker in the Sand Fanclub * HNIC

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    Camden 2000, 2003, 2006, 2008, 2022, 2023
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    DC- 2006, 2008
    New York- 2008, 2010
    Boston - Fenway 2016 (night 2) , 2024 (night1)
    East Rutherford, New Jersey- 2006
    Chicago - Lollapalooza 2007
    Seattle- Gorge 2005
    EV Solo- DC x2, Baltimore x2 , Newark NJ x2,  Tower Theater x2 

    - Given To Fly
  • Dercheef
    Dercheef Germany Posts: 732
    This is so fucking money :D
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODjE-_OB3JI&mode=related&search=
    2006:Arnhem,Bern,Berlin
    2007:München,Düsseldorf,Nijmegen
    2008:NY1,NY2,Mansfield1,Mansfield2
    2009:London,Rotterdam,Berlin,Manchester,London
    2010:NY1,NY2,Dublin,Belfast,Berlin
    2011:PJ20,Montreal,TorontoI+II,Hamilton
    2012:Amsterdam I+II, Prague, Berlin I+II, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen
    2013: Phoenix, San Diego, LA I+II, Oakland
    2014: Amsterdam I+II, Vienna, Berlin
    2016: Philly I+II, MSG I+II
  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    "Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown"


    quote attributed to Dr. Peter Venkman Ph.D. prior to battle with Gozer.

    "ray, when somebody asks you if you're a god you say YES."
  • DELETED
    DELETED Posts: 421
    mookie9999 wrote:
    here's mine:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTFLLkwmHlw

    I love the You're Fucked


    Aww, man, I'v always thought that shit was great...Fucking hilarious!


    Oh, yeah...Mine would deffinantly be...
    "The saddest thing...Is wasted talent."
  • GRIMMY
    GRIMMY Posts: 370
    this ones my most resent favorite

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DDOG5LE4-k
    grimmy

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