***The Official Philadelphia Phillies 2012 Thread***

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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    The Fixer wrote:
    nice start. they should pound this guy. he is awful

    working late..espn3.com

    phuckin sweet
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  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,962
    Left Testicle Contusion :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • The FixerThe Fixer Posts: 12,837
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    Left Testicle Contusion :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    that sounds painful. funny though

    goldschmidt hits bombs. that was smoked
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,962
    The Fixer wrote:
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    Left Testicle Contusion :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    that sounds painful. funny though

    goldschmidt hits bombs. that was smoked

    Couldn't they just say groin. That shit is hilarious. Hopefully I never have to experience it. Cliff Lee is a left testical contusion.
  • The FixerThe Fixer Posts: 12,837
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    The Fixer wrote:
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    Left Testicle Contusion :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    that sounds painful. funny though

    goldschmidt hits bombs. that was smoked

    Couldn't they just say groin. That shit is hilarious. Hopefully I never have to experience it. Cliff Lee is a left testical contusion.

    haha.

    I don't know how catchers do it. I couldn't squat like that for more than 3 pitches let alone an entire game. then they get hit with foul balls and stuff. some of those foul balls shatter cups. I don't care what you're wearing for protection...that's gotta hurt
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,962
    The Fixer wrote:
    haha.

    I don't know how catchers do it. I couldn't squat like that for more than 3 pitches let alone an entire game. then they get hit with foul balls and stuff. some of those foul balls shatter cups. I don't care what you're wearing for protection...that's gotta hurt

    Fuck that. I'm under 30 and I couldn't do it. Posada did that 130 times a year for well over 10 years. Fuck that. Has to be one of the most demanding positions in all of sports.
  • The FixerThe Fixer Posts: 12,837
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    The Fixer wrote:
    haha.

    I don't know how catchers do it. I couldn't squat like that for more than 3 pitches let alone an entire game. then they get hit with foul balls and stuff. some of those foul balls shatter cups. I don't care what you're wearing for protection...that's gotta hurt

    Fuck that. I'm under 30 and I couldn't do it. Posada did that 130 times a year for well over 10 years. Fuck that. Has to be one of the most demanding positions in all of sports.

    yeah, man catchers are nuts. People don't realize how much of a grind the baseball season is. 162 games crammed into approx 180 days. I couldn't even make it through a sunday softball league without hurting myself last summer.

    haha, pence is an animal. that was funny as shit
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I used to play goalie a lot in Hockey you could make that cup out of cement it doesn't matter

    :lol:
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  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,962
    The Fixer wrote:
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    The Fixer wrote:
    haha.

    I don't know how catchers do it. I couldn't squat like that for more than 3 pitches let alone an entire game. then they get hit with foul balls and stuff. some of those foul balls shatter cups. I don't care what you're wearing for protection...that's gotta hurt

    Fuck that. I'm under 30 and I couldn't do it. Posada did that 130 times a year for well over 10 years. Fuck that. Has to be one of the most demanding positions in all of sports.

    yeah, man catchers are nuts. People don't realize how much of a grind the baseball season is. 162 games crammed into approx 180 days. I couldn't even make it through a sunday softball league without hurting myself last summer.

    haha, pence is an animal. that was funny as shit


    Haha, yeah man, I couldn't imagine. Brutal.

    What the fuck is with the random cheering sound in the background on the Phillies broadcast? Making dinner and it keeps grabbing my attention and nothing happened.
  • The FixerThe Fixer Posts: 12,837
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    What the fuck is with the random cheering sound in the background on the Phillies broadcast? Making dinner and it keeps grabbing my attention and nothing happened.

    probably some turd trying to start the wave or something. or every time somone hits a fly ball
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,962
    The Fixer wrote:
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    What the fuck is with the random cheering sound in the background on the Phillies broadcast? Making dinner and it keeps grabbing my attention and nothing happened.

    probably some turd trying to start the wave or something. or every time somone hits a fly ball

    I thought it was something fake just on the broadcast. It's almost like there is a crack and then a cheer, and nothing happened. I heard it a couple times. I might be going crazy.
  • Johnny AbruzzoJohnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 12,010
    Mayberry is the fucking man. He should be playing every day.


    I'd like to add the fucking double steal World Series game to the bad list.
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    Phila, PA 4/28/16; Phila, PA 4/29/16; Fenway Park 8/7/16; Fenway Park 9/2/18; Asbury Park 9/18/21; Camden 9/14/22;
    Las Vegas 5/16/24; Las Vegas 5/18/24; Phila, PA 9/7/24; Phila, PA 9/9/24; Baltimore Arena 9/12/24

    Tres Mtns - TLA 3/23/11; EV - Tower Theatre 6/25/11; Temple of the Dog - Tower Theatre 11/5/16
  • The FixerThe Fixer Posts: 12,837
    valdez loves bunting :roll: . so dumb. they're up four...why give up outs?

    not a huge deal at this point in the game...just amazingly dumb baseball
  • Johnny AbruzzoJohnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 12,010
    The Fixer wrote:
    valdez loves bunting :roll: . so dumb. they're up four...why give up outs?

    not a huge deal at this point in the game...just amazingly dumb baseball

    It's Valdez. Better to make one out than two.
    Spectrum 10/27/09; New Orleans JazzFest 5/1/10; Made in America 9/2/12; Phila, PA 10/21/13; Phila, PA 10/22/13; Baltimore Arena 10/27/13;
    Phila, PA 4/28/16; Phila, PA 4/29/16; Fenway Park 8/7/16; Fenway Park 9/2/18; Asbury Park 9/18/21; Camden 9/14/22;
    Las Vegas 5/16/24; Las Vegas 5/18/24; Phila, PA 9/7/24; Phila, PA 9/9/24; Baltimore Arena 9/12/24

    Tres Mtns - TLA 3/23/11; EV - Tower Theatre 6/25/11; Temple of the Dog - Tower Theatre 11/5/16
  • The FixerThe Fixer Posts: 12,837
    The Fixer wrote:
    valdez loves bunting :roll: . so dumb. they're up four...why give up outs?

    not a huge deal at this point in the game...just amazingly dumb baseball

    It's Valdez. Better to make one out than two.

    ah, touche
  • Johnny AbruzzoJohnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 12,010
    Zach Duke!!! :lol:
    Spectrum 10/27/09; New Orleans JazzFest 5/1/10; Made in America 9/2/12; Phila, PA 10/21/13; Phila, PA 10/22/13; Baltimore Arena 10/27/13;
    Phila, PA 4/28/16; Phila, PA 4/29/16; Fenway Park 8/7/16; Fenway Park 9/2/18; Asbury Park 9/18/21; Camden 9/14/22;
    Las Vegas 5/16/24; Las Vegas 5/18/24; Phila, PA 9/7/24; Phila, PA 9/9/24; Baltimore Arena 9/12/24

    Tres Mtns - TLA 3/23/11; EV - Tower Theatre 6/25/11; Temple of the Dog - Tower Theatre 11/5/16
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Mad Dog in 7 run lead ?!?!?
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  • The FixerThe Fixer Posts: 12,837
    Zach Duke!!! :lol:

    haha, I was laughing when I saw him too. Forgot he was playing for AZ.

    Not sure about you guys, but I'm ready for the playoffs. These games are kinda boring at this point.
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,569
    39-9 after a loss :shock:
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  • Johnny AbruzzoJohnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 12,010
    The Fixer wrote:
    Zach Duke!!! :lol:

    haha, I was laughing when I saw him too. Forgot he was playing for AZ.

    Not sure about you guys, but I'm ready for the playoffs. These games are kinda boring at this point.

    I just calculate the pace every game. On a pace for 105 wins now. Never thought a Phillies season would be so boring in a good way.
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    Phila, PA 4/28/16; Phila, PA 4/29/16; Fenway Park 8/7/16; Fenway Park 9/2/18; Asbury Park 9/18/21; Camden 9/14/22;
    Las Vegas 5/16/24; Las Vegas 5/18/24; Phila, PA 9/7/24; Phila, PA 9/9/24; Baltimore Arena 9/12/24

    Tres Mtns - TLA 3/23/11; EV - Tower Theatre 6/25/11; Temple of the Dog - Tower Theatre 11/5/16
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,569
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    The Fixer wrote:
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    What the fuck is with the random cheering sound in the background on the Phillies broadcast? Making dinner and it keeps grabbing my attention and nothing happened.

    probably some turd trying to start the wave or something. or every time somone hits a fly ball

    I thought it was something fake just on the broadcast. It's almost like there is a crack and then a cheer, and nothing happened. I heard it a couple times. I might be going crazy.

    no you're not going crazy. it's real... and it's fucking horrendous. i think it's when they put some stat on the screen. apparently doing that isn't enough. they feel the need to use a fake crack of the bat sound and fake crowd cheer to get your attention...

    ...the "safe and secure at 2nd brought to you by new york life insurance" is always a crowd favorite anytime a phil gets a double or something too. there's a dumb sound that comes with that too.

    i blame fox sports for all this garbage.
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    no you're not going crazy. it's real... and it's fucking horrendous. i think it's when they put some stat on the screen. apparently doing that isn't enough. they feel the need to use a fake crack of the bat sound and fake crowd cheer to get your attention...

    ...the "safe and secure at 2nd brought to you by new york life insurance" is always a crowd favorite anytime a phil gets a double or something too. there's a dumb sound that comes with that too.

    i blame fox sports for all this garbage.

    Its when they show the stupid PHL logo

    "The Citizens 7" is annoying as shit too...do I care ?!?!?!
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,569
    no you're not going crazy. it's real... and it's fucking horrendous. i think it's when they put some stat on the screen. apparently doing that isn't enough. they feel the need to use a fake crack of the bat sound and fake crowd cheer to get your attention...

    ...the "safe and secure at 2nd brought to you by new york life insurance" is always a crowd favorite anytime a phil gets a double or something too. there's a dumb sound that comes with that too.

    i blame fox sports for all this garbage.

    Its when they show the stupid PHL logo

    "The Citizens 7" is annoying as shit too...do I care ?!?!?!

    yeah that's awful. if my section was chosen i would refuse to smile or wave my hands. i'd just sit there and stare straight into the camera with an angry look in my face. actually, i might stand up and stare at it with my arms folded. that will teach them.
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    no you're not going crazy. it's real... and it's fucking horrendous. i think it's when they put some stat on the screen. apparently doing that isn't enough. they feel the need to use a fake crack of the bat sound and fake crowd cheer to get your attention...

    ...the "safe and secure at 2nd brought to you by new york life insurance" is always a crowd favorite anytime a phil gets a double or something too. there's a dumb sound that comes with that too.

    i blame fox sports for all this garbage.

    Its when they show the stupid PHL logo

    "The Citizens 7" is annoying as shit too...do I care ?!?!?!

    yeah that's awful. if my section was chosen i would refuse to smile or wave my hands. i'd just sit there and stare straight into the camera with an angry look in my face. actually, i might stand up and stare at it with my arms folded. that will teach them.

    You could always give them this face...

    :|
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,569

    Its when they show the stupid PHL logo

    "The Citizens 7" is annoying as shit too...do I care ?!?!?!

    yeah that's awful. if my section was chosen i would refuse to smile or wave my hands. i'd just sit there and stare straight into the camera with an angry look in my face. actually, i might stand up and stare at it with my arms folded. that will teach them.

    You could always give them this face...

    :|


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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876

    you son of a bitch

    :lol:
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  • Johnny AbruzzoJohnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 12,010
    Horrible article by Paul Hagen:

    http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/20110818_Paul_Hagen__Mayberry_has_been_hot__but_no_reason_for_Phils_to_sit_Ibanez.html?viewAll=Y&text=#comments

    My favorite comment below:
    But Ibanez is 39. When he strikes out or hits a soft fly to center, he does it in the gritty, experienced way sportswriters and Charlie Manuel love. Sure, in 2011, Mayberry is a better hitter, better baserunner and better fielder. But is that what's really important? The respect Manuel has for Ibanez will drive in more runs than mere line drives. Why, look at the dignity with which Ibanez walks back to the dugout! He leaves more men on base than he drives in, but he does it with *class.* Get your priorities straight, people.


    Citizens 7 - yeah I fucking hate that. I told my wife I would refuse to put on the gay green t-shirt if they pick our row. (maybe I get to offend somebody by calling something gay) I think I heard the prizes were really shitty too.

    This area should really have a movement to call the stadium Citizens Park. After all, that's who really paid for the place.
    Spectrum 10/27/09; New Orleans JazzFest 5/1/10; Made in America 9/2/12; Phila, PA 10/21/13; Phila, PA 10/22/13; Baltimore Arena 10/27/13;
    Phila, PA 4/28/16; Phila, PA 4/29/16; Fenway Park 8/7/16; Fenway Park 9/2/18; Asbury Park 9/18/21; Camden 9/14/22;
    Las Vegas 5/16/24; Las Vegas 5/18/24; Phila, PA 9/7/24; Phila, PA 9/9/24; Baltimore Arena 9/12/24

    Tres Mtns - TLA 3/23/11; EV - Tower Theatre 6/25/11; Temple of the Dog - Tower Theatre 11/5/16
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    The Fixer wrote:
    A diet coke?

    I'm on my phone can't see it well

    The middle finger

    :D
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  • jamminpearlsjamminpearls Posts: 7,078
    I love Hunter Pence he's my new hero!!!!
    Go Birds!!!!
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