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  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    *whispers* duuuuude, you're supposed to be backing me up here, what sort of bloke are you? Solidarity Jamie, that's the key! ;)

    look at the list, I'm that bloke...well, nearly ;):D
    ...I'm also much older, and much less smarter than you, so naturally I have to fall into line more :o
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Yeah, but our digression and reversal of the theme of the thread is simply a witty satire on the impossibility of any man ever addressing all or even a majority of the items on that list. Myself and Jamie are the everyman, and as such we aren't even capable of sticking to the topic of discussion, never mind being a perfect man :D
    I don't think it is proper to say myself and Jamie... :o
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I don't think it is proper to say myself and Jamie... :o
    Ok, "Jamie and I" :rolleyes: :D I've spent the day reading immensely complex literary criticism for an essay I am sure will kill me Trixie. Am I not allowed just one moment of weakness? :(

    :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    :eek:

    want some? :D
    Or would you prefer something less sophisticated?
    maybe a cracker with spread cheese and ketchup :) mmmmmmmm
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    jamie uk wrote:
    look at the list, I'm that bloke...well, nearly ;):D
    ...I'm also much older, and much less smarter than you, so naturally I have to fall into line more :o
    Bullshit. less smart? You're already lulling them into a false sense of security, pretending to be some kind of submissive lapdog. You're one calculating dude Jamie, and I'm onto you :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Bullshit. less smart? You're already lulling them into a false sense of security, pretending to be some kind of submissive lapdog. You're one calculating dude Jamie, and I'm onto you :D

    ;)...and no need for a gay best friend either...not with my safari suit in the wardrobe :D
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Mine:

    1. Will not mind when I get drunk.
    2. Will realise that her mood-swings are her body's fault and not mine.
    3. Must like poetry and not accuse me of being pretentious for discussing it.
    4. Will make an effort not to stay pissed at me for more than a day.
    5. Must like beer.
    6. Will buy beer if she drinks the last one.
    7. Will allow me to shower attention without accusing me of being clingy and accept acts of chivalry as quaint and old-fashioned, not sexist and misogynistic.
    8. Will not be offended by my sense of humour, it is a fundamental breach of trust.
    9. Will pronounce houmous "hummus" not "hoomus".
    10. Will not pronounce "pronunciation" as "pronOUnciation".

    I'm a simple man.

    this is why you are single.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    this is why you are single.
    You're probably right.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    You may or may not believe me but Dave is almost exactly like that :o
    There are a few things he doesn't do on the list and to be honest, I like it that way.

    I really am the luckiest girl alive :o
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:

    I really am the luckiest girl alive :o


    you're actually not... if you were then Ed Ved would be making your lunch, your tear ducts would produce gold and you'd win the lottery every week... you'd have free porn on your telly, the fraggles would be making your new mansion and Mick Hucknall would be a leper prostitute.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    dunkman wrote:
    you're actually not... if you were then Ed Ved would be making your lunch, your tear ducts would produce gold and you'd win the lottery every week... you'd have free porn on your telly, the fraggles would be making your new mansion and Mick Hucknall would be a leper prostitute.

    ok, i'll give you that one.

    Second luckiest ;)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • jenmariejenmarie Posts: 95
    Wonder if she takes the money shot?
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    jenmarie wrote:
    Wonder if she takes the money shot?

    101. ...will not take a money shot
  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    10. …will not be jealous of my gay best friend.

    herein lies the problem... women are just looking for a gay best friend to have sex and gossip with
    "Senza speme vivemo in disio"

    http://seanbriceart.com/
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Kilgore_Trout wrote:
    10. …will not be jealous of my gay best friend.

    herein lies the problem... women are just looking for a gay best friend to have sex and gossip with

    I would never 'hook up' with a gay BFF.... :sick:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    Men :!: Run for the hills

    I only made it to 6 "will not smoke pot" ... I sighed and gave up ... just like any man she tries to trap should do ... and I'm a women
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,408
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Can you imagine dating the women that came up with this list???
    lol
    You have to get along with the gay best friend, not watch sports all of the time, be tall, not be an alcholic, and on and on ad naseum.
    rotflmao

    Anyone fit the bill?
    http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-your-next-boyfriend-the-100-qualities-he-should-possess/

    I was tired of this woman before I got past #24.

    Her first item ought to be: "doesn't mind being bored when I like to hear myself talk too much."
    :D
    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    justam wrote:
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Can you imagine dating the women that came up with this list???
    lol
    You have to get along with the gay best friend, not watch sports all of the time, be tall, not be an alcholic, and on and on ad naseum.
    rotflmao

    Anyone fit the bill?
    http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-your-next-boyfriend-the-100-qualities-he-should-possess/

    I was tired of this woman before I got past #24.

    Her first item ought to be: "doesn't mind being bored when I like to hear myself talk too much."
    :D

    memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=551

    ;):lol::lol:
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,408
    norm wrote:
    justam wrote:
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Can you imagine dating the women that came up with this list???
    lol
    You have to get along with the gay best friend, not watch sports all of the time, be tall, not be an alcholic, and on and on ad naseum.
    rotflmao

    Anyone fit the bill?
    http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-your-next-boyfriend-the-100-qualities-he-should-possess/

    I was tired of this woman before I got past #24.

    Her first item ought to be: "doesn't mind being bored when I like to hear myself talk too much."
    :D

    memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=551

    ;):lol::lol:
    :mrgreen: I was afraid someone might point that out.

    :? :lol:
    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&
  • tinkerbelltinkerbell Posts: 2,161
    88. …will have sex with me while I’m on my period.

    Ewwwwwww! No thank you!
    all you need is love, love is all you need
  • Glorified GregGlorified Greg Posts: 106
    This is a guy were talking about? Tough list
    Gund Arena - Apr 25, 2003
    Quicken Loans Arena - May 20, 2006
    Grant Park - Aug 05, 2007
    Bonnaroo - Jun 14, 2008
    United Center - Aug 23, 2009
    Nationwide Arena - May 06, 2010
    Quicken Loans Arena - May 09, 2010
  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    tinkerbell wrote:
    88. …will have sex with me while I’m on my period.

    Ewwwwwww! No thank you!
    seriously! take that uncleanliness to the red tent on the outskirts of town where it belongs
    "Senza speme vivemo in disio"

    http://seanbriceart.com/
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Kilgore_Trout wrote:
    tinkerbell wrote:
    88. …will have sex with me while I’m on my period.

    Ewwwwwww! No thank you!
    seriously! take that uncleanliness to the red tent on the outskirts of town where it belongs

    does that include PJ fest? cus unlost and I will just stick you in the clown tent.... :lol:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    14 pages and norm picks the money shot post to revive the thread with.... :think: :shh: :thumbup: :clap:
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    Kilgore_Trout wrote:
    tinkerbell wrote:
    88. …will have sex with me while I’m on my period.

    Ewwwwwww! No thank you!
    seriously! take that uncleanliness to the red tent on the outskirts of town where it belongs

    It's not that bad...then again, I'm a dirty man.
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,613
    norm wrote:
    jenmarie wrote:
    Wonder if she takes the money shot?

    101. ...will not take a money shot

    haven't read the thread or list but..... 102--bring back the trixie cat ASAP.
    www.myspace.com
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