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Here is a list for the guys...lol

TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
edited January 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
Can you imagine dating the women that came up with this list???
lol
You have to get along with the gay best friend, not watch sports all of the time, be tall, not be an alcholic, and on and on ad naseum.
rotflmao

Anyone fit the bill?
http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-your-next-boyfriend-the-100-qualities-he-should-possess/
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    is this a joke?!?!?!

    i'm only into the 40's and this guy DOES NOT EXIST!!

    :D:D:D
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    What a sad woman.

    "47. …will lovingly accept my neurosis."

    Though she will accept nothing but perfection from him... :rolleyes:
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    40. …will wear plaid well.


    WTF?!?!!
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    12. …will call and not text.

    25. …will text or call just to say ‘Hi.’


    so can we text or not? :o
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    It was a conglomeration of many women the website polled.
    But still?!?!?!
    :rolleyes:
    However.....I will not lie...there ARE women out there that are that picky.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    cutback wrote:
    12. …will call and not text.

    25. …will text or call just to say ‘Hi.’


    so can we text or not? :o
    If you can't figure that out, you are not worthy.
    87....rotflmao
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I'm Out !!

    87. …will not push anal sex on me every time I’m on my period.
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    TrixieCat wrote:
    It was a conglomeration of many women the website polled.
    But still?!?!?!
    :rolleyes:


    well a lot of them are just common sense and being a good human being but...
    TrixieCat wrote:
    However.....I will not lie...there ARE women out there that are that picky.

    high maintenance doesn't begin to describe the girl that would want even a third of that list :eek: :D
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    30. …will not snore…much.

    yeah cuz snoring is a voluntary thing and can be stared or stopped at moments notice :rolleyes: :eek:
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Posts: 9,241
    some are not unreasonable, a whole list of 100 seems like a little much.
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    the hell??

    "Seriously ladies, print this bad boy out, tack it to your refrigerator, and use it as a constant reminder of what you deserve!"

    if you tacked that on the fridge you wouldn't be able to even find the door handle. that thing is a poster!

    so what if one of those women find a guy that has 99 of those qualities but doesn't recycle, or is short? then he's a rotten bastard? lol

    like cb said, most of it is just being a decent person, but it's like bitch, COME ON lol
  • OffHeGoes29OffHeGoes29 Posts: 1,240
    This is the reason why more people are single now a days.

    I didn't see anything in there about being too bad ass, so I guess I'm safe.
    BRING BACK THE WHALE
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    OffHeGoes29 wrote:
    This is the reason why more people are single now a days.

    I didn't see anything in there about being too bad ass, so I guess I'm safe.
    being a badass should have been #1. those bitches don't know what they're doing lol
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    I have arrived.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    but it's like bitch, COME ON lol

    i'm sayin'!! :D
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I have arrived.

    well unless you can rock plaid then you're CLEARLY an asshole :p haha

    hey so stone wears plaid. he is the alien sex god they are talking about, woohoo
    cutback wrote:
    i'm sayin'!! :D

    hehe i should say bitches cuz it was more than one that made the list. i can see some things, but for someone to be *all* that....i wouldn't want to be with them. i love my guy, imperfections and all, cuz he does the same for me :)
  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    8.

    at this poont the list is just a little ridiculous in my opinion
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    8.

    at this poont the list is just a little ridiculous in my opinion

    i was done after #6 ;)
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    can i sign up on that site and start adding more qualities?

    101. must be able to recite scripts from the entire 2nd season of "the facts of life" verbatim. anal sex granted if wearing roller skates a la "tootie" during said recitation.

    102. watches the weather channel CONSTANTLY. even during sex. boy do i love a man that gets off on clouds!
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    There's nothing wrong with that! And remember he's also got to be able to fly.
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    There's nothing wrong with that! And remember he's also got to be able to fly.
    and shoot lightning out of his ears and ass. at the same time, preferably, otherwise *yaaaaaaawn*
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    and shoot lightning out of his ears and ass. at the same time, preferably, otherwise *yaaaaaaawn*


    i do that!


    but only after a really good mexican meal ;):p:D
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    well unless you can rock plaid then you're CLEARLY an asshole :p haha

    hey so stone wears plaid. he is the alien sex god they are talking about, woohoo



    hehe i should say bitches cuz it was more than one that made the list. i can see some things, but for someone to be *all* that....i wouldn't want to be with them. i love my guy, imperfections and all, cuz he does the same for me :)

    I have 4 pair of plaid shorts, and six pair of plaid pants. ;)

    I even have plaid and argyle shoes.
  • TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    Where's the list for the guys?

    My Next Girlfriend...
    1. ... will give head a lot.
    I'll add to the list if I can think of anything else.:D
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I have 4 pair of plaid shorts, and six pair of plaid pants. ;)

    I even have plaid and argyle shoes.
    well hot damn somebody raided the lockers at the local golf course :D heehee

    103. makes me ice cream from scratch while wearing a tutu, and doesn't complain that the tulle makes him itchy.

    104. has the power of clairvoyance.

    105. well tell me what 105 is, houdini boy!
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Trailer wrote:
    Where's the list for the guys?

    My Next Girlfriend...
    1. ... will give head a lot.
    I'll add to the list if I can think of anything else.:D


    what else is there? :p:D
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    103. makes me ice cream from scratch while wearing a tutu, and doesn't complain that the tulle makes him itchy.


    i never complain when i'm wearing my tutu :o





    wait...
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    i havent read it all but this list is insane and this woman is nuts.
    obviously she has done nothing but choose losers as b/f's.

    keep up the good work ya goofy ass broad.

    # 6. …will not smoke pot.

    ok fine, instead of smoking pot, what if i stick the bud up my ass?
    am i good to go with THC crystals wedged up my ass?

    would that make you happy??
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    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    well hot damn somebody raided the lockers at the local golf course :D heehee

    103. makes me ice cream from scratch while wearing a tutu, and doesn't complain that the tulle makes him itchy.

    104. has the power of clairvoyance.

    105. well tell me what 105 is, houdini boy!

    I'm still here,


    105. I arrive on your front door step.
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    chadwick wrote:
    ok fine, instead of smoking pot, what if i stick the bud up my ass?
    am i good to go with THC crystals wedged up my ass?

    would that make you happy??
    would you wear a tutu and roller skates at the same time though?? *shiver*
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