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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I'm still here,


    105. I arrive on your front door step.
    well i got swan lake cranked up and fixins for mint chip, so get to pirouetting hahaha
  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    That's not a boyfriend..

    that's a dick in a magic 8 ball
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Saturnal wrote:
    That's not a boyfriend..

    that's a dick in a magic 8 ball


    hehehehehehe :D
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    would you wear a tutu and roller skates at the same time though?? *shiver*

    no but i would wear swim fins, a snorkel, and swim goggles
    while moving the lawn or shoveling the snow all with marijuana THC crystals stuck up my ass, all because i am not allowed to smoke pot because this broad says its fucked up...

    so i stick my bags of weed up my ass...
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    chadwick wrote:
    no but i would wear swim fins, a snorkel, and swim goggles
    while moving the lawn or shoveling the snow all with marijuana THC crystals stuck up my ass, all because i am not allowed to smoke pot because this broad says its fucked up...

    so i stick my bags of weed up my ass...
    ahhhh kinky!

    can't you just put the bags in a sock drawer like a normal person? you're not perfect after all!! *sniffle*
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Wow! Who wrote this list? Mary Poppins? I hope she's practically perfect in every way too...
    Trailer wrote:
    Where's the list for the guys?

    My Next Girlfriend...
    1. ... will give head a lot.
    I'll add to the list if I can think of anything else.:D
    Ah....men. Creatures with simple needs...



    :p
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Saturnal wrote:
    That's not a boyfriend..

    that's a dick in a magic 8 ball
    if i visit a couple of stores and have some duct tape i could make that happen....wonder if i could sell them on the street? xmas IS coming!
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    ahhhh kinky!

    can't you just put the bags in a sock drawer like a normal person? you're not perfect after all!! *sniffle*

    no my balls are in there
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    well i got swan lake cranked up and fixins for mint chip, so get to pirouetting hahaha

    Not a problem my dear, I'm on it.
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    chadwick wrote:
    no my balls are in there

    tsk tsk i don't see that on the list! :mad:

    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Not a problem my dear, I'm on it.

    sweet! don't be shy with the chocolate chips :D
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Not a problem my dear, I'm on it.
    Now see, EvilMerlin knows what is going on.
    :)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    what i find hilarious is that i couldn't create a list like this if it would save my life.

    i just couldn't do it.
    i haven't a clue.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Now see, EvilMerlin knows what is going on.
    :)
    that's the #1 thing that should be on the list, really. just do what i fucking tell you already hahaha :p
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    that's the #1 thing that should be on the list, really. just do what i fucking tell you already hahaha :p

    I was waiting for you or Trixie to give the golden rule. That's my favorite one of all!

    :)
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Now see, EvilMerlin knows what is going on.
    :)

    You're such a sweetheart. :) Thank you.
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    26. …will not live across the country.

    Oh man - Zoso FAILS miserably :p
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • LindaLinda Posts: 1,656
    Trailer wrote:
    Where's the list for the guys?

    My Next Girlfriend...
    1. ... will give head a lot.
    I'll add to the list if I can think of anything else.:D

    2. while holding my beer.....?

    what else do you need :D
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Linda wrote:
    2. while holding my beer.....?

    what else do you need :D


    see now there's a good woman!! :p:D
  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    What a dumb bitch. She's basically asking for a perfect man.
    5/28/06, 6/27/08, 10/28/09, 5/18/10, 5/21/10
    8/7/08, 6/9/09
  • NeilJamNeilJam Posts: 1,191
    Linda wrote:
    2. while holding my beer.....?

    what else do you need :D


    3. Will have a threesome involving another girl.

    4. Will actually help get another cute girl to participate in promised threesome.

    5. Will not bitch & wine when I want to go hang out with friends.
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    I needed a laugh thanks for posting this. lol
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I was waiting for you or Trixie to give the golden rule. That's my favorite one of all!

    :)
    smart man! :) heehee
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    comebackgirl wrote:
    26. …will not live across the country.

    Oh man - Zoso FAILS miserably :p
    Zoso doesn't live across the country.
    He lives across the WORLD. :eek:
    Poor comebackgirl.
    Soon girl, soon.
    :)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    10. …will not be jealous of my gay best friend.

    a) does every girl have a gay friend?

    and second....this list DESCRIBES the gay friend :p:D
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,408
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Can you imagine dating the women that came up with this list???
    lol
    You have to get along with the gay best friend, not watch sports all of the time, be tall, not be an alcholic, and on and on ad naseum.
    rotflmao

    Anyone fit the bill?
    http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-your-next-boyfriend-the-100-qualities-he-should-possess/

    Gee. I was too bored with the list to get past about 17 of the items. Who in the world wants to read 100 of 'em?!! :eek:
    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    cutback wrote:
    10. …will not be jealous of my gay best friend.

    a) does every girl have a gay friend?

    and second....this list DESCRIBES the gay friend :p:D

    women do have gay men as best buddies, this is a fact.

    i have a buddy who swings that way.
    haven't heard from him in years though.
    funny fuckin guy that dude.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    justam wrote:
    Gee. I was too bored with the list to get past about 17 of the items. Who in the world wants to read 100 of 'em?!! :eek:

    that was my exact problem too, justam
    it was brutal enough reading the top 10 or 15...
    i refuse to read the entire list.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    It was written by single over 40 sexually frustrated women...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

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    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    why do they have to keep their eyes open during sex?

    is it wrong to shut your eyes?
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
  • Bu2Bu2 Posts: 1,693
    iluvcats wrote:
    why do they have to keep their eyes open during sex?

    is it wrong to shut your eyes?

    I like it when they keep their eyes open...
    Feels Good Inc.
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