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  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    beachdweller wrote:
    so porn is ok, just not a porn collection?

    say, no fair, she didn't make the list up.....or did you, Trix? :D
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • beachdwellerbeachdweller Posts: 1,532
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Doesn't anyone want to just cuddle under the blankets and watch movies and eat takeout?????
    You men are so.....ugh.
    :rolleyes:

    :p

    sure, 46" flat panel HDTV, blu-ray player, surround sound, every guy has this, just like, apparently every girl has a gay best friend, lol.

    so we're always ready, we can even throw on a little Bogart and Bacall or Garden State...just provide us with food, drink, and forgive us if after several hours of cuddling up against your bums, that we bring up anal again :eek:
    "Music, for me, was fucking heroin." eV (nothing Ed has said is more true for me personally than this quote)

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  • beachdwellerbeachdweller Posts: 1,532
    jamie uk wrote:
    say, no fair, she didn't make the list up.....or did you, Trix? :D

    I'm just saying, lol
    "Music, for me, was fucking heroin." eV (nothing Ed has said is more true for me personally than this quote)

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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    "76. …won’t have an extensive and publicly known porn collection."

    the bold part is what cracks me up. like children in the himalayas sing songs about the diversity of porn some guy has.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Doesn't anyone want to just cuddle under the blankets and watch movies and eat takeout?????
    You men are so.....ugh.
    :rolleyes:

    :p
    I want to do that! :o

    You know, amongst other stuff...
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    I think the guy's list for girls is only 3 or 4 items long...compared to the 100+ criteria...

    hmm...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • drivingrldrivingrl Posts: 1,448
    It might be easier to make a list of things they're allowed to do. lol
    drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
    kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

    Next!"
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    "76. …won’t have an extensive and publicly known porn collection."

    the bold part is what cracks me up. like children in the himalayas sing songs about the diversity of porn some guy has.


    they do about mine....quite lovely singing it is :p
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    cutback wrote:
    they do about mine....quite lovely singing it is :p
    :p why do i imagine a room looking like this for a fraction of the files?

    http://www.computersciencelab.com/ComputerHistory/HtmlHelp/Images2/IBM7094.jpg
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    :p why do i imagine a room looking like this for a fraction of the files?

    http://www.computersciencelab.com/ComputerHistory/HtmlHelp/Images2/IBM7094.jpg


    actually that's the annex.....yeah had to add that on recently.....damned hd files are so huge!! :o:p
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    cutback wrote:
    actually that's the annex.....yeah had to add that on recently.....damned hd files are so huge!! :o:p
    you have a porn annex?? :eek: do you have a monorail that runs from one silo to the other? cuz that'd be awesome haha
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    you have a porn annex?? :eek: do you have a monorail that runs from one silo to the other? cuz that'd be awesome haha

    no monorail....kinda like this :p
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    cutback wrote:
    no monorail....kinda like this :p
    LMAO i love when he's trying to turn the cart around :p i needed the laugh, thanks :)
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,007
    dunkman wrote:
    not what i heard.. but no matter.
    not accepting The Fuckula was a reference to the national currency of the CASTLE. By your response it IS true you only fit the 2nd part of #4. HA


    And exactly WHAT was IT that you heard?
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  • Medicated-GeniusMedicated-Genius Posts: 359
    dunkman wrote:
    i meet all those criterion (please note big word which makes me fit no4) .. i love pineapple juice and will happily wear platforms. :)


    Oh, and number 11? He MUST be single!
  • Medicated-GeniusMedicated-Genius Posts: 359
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Criteria is the plural Duncan, you cannot meet ALL criterion.

    So evidently you don't meet them all.

    Hi Medicated-Genius ;)

    I always thought criterion was a made up word like irregardless.

    Hi Jeremy :)
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    chadwick wrote:
    question for everyone.....

    do a lot of guys have problems going down on their women?

    Not me.
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    TrixieCat wrote:
    And Byrnzie, you have read a book since high school. :p

    Ah, o.k. Make it four boxes ticked then. :)
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    drivingrl wrote:
    It might be easier to make a list of things they're allowed to do. lol


    It think it would be the same length...actually it might even be the same list worded differently.

    -allowed to buy flowers all the time
    -allowed to cook dinner every night
    -allowed to do all the housework and provide a foot massage after
    etc...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    cutback wrote:
    :eek: didn't think of that!! :eek: :D

    hahahahaaha

    I figured you didn't;)
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • tachepiranhatachepiranha Posts: 399
    cutback wrote:
    12. …will call and not text.

    25. …will text or call just to say ‘Hi.’


    so can we text or not? :o

    LOL i thought the same!!
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Medicated-Genius wrote:
    Oh, and number 11? He MUST be single!


    yeah i fail at that part :o


    i'll have to sell my 3854 litres of pineapple juice on ebay then?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    mickeyrat wrote:
    not accepting The Fuckula was a reference to the national currency of the CASTLE. By your response it IS true you only fit the 2nd part of #4. HA


    And exactly WHAT was IT that you heard?

    you fail at number 69 ... "he shall not stalk dunk".. ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Medicated-GeniusMedicated-Genius Posts: 359
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah i fail at that part :o


    i'll have to sell my 3854 litres of pineapple juice on ebay then?


    Nah, I am sure yer wife will appreciate it.... :P
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Just saw this list. If I stretch the truth a bit, I might qualify for about 3 of them.
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    beachdweller wrote:
    so porn is ok, just not a porn collection?
    #107 You should just be quiet and let her change her mind. Do as she does and says not as she may do or did.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • beachdwellerbeachdweller Posts: 1,532
    TrixieCat wrote:
    #107 You should just be quiet and let her change her mind. Do as she does and says not as she may do or did.

    ok, but add to the girls list, don't get peaved at your man because you confused him, lol
    "Music, for me, was fucking heroin." eV (nothing Ed has said is more true for me personally than this quote)

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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    beachdweller wrote:
    ok, but add to the girls list, don't get peaved at your man because you confused him, lol
    You guys have a list??? :eek:
    I am sure that violates at least 15 of the rules.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    TrixieCat wrote:
    You guys have a list??? :eek:
    I am sure that violates at least 15 of the rules.
    I'm sure most of the rules can be condensed into one umbrella rule: Be a spineless, castrated doormat :o
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I'm sure most of the rules can be condensed into one umbrella rule: Be a spineless, castrated doormat :o
    Ah, but number 50 specifically states that you will have a backbone and not be afraid to say no.
    :p
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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