Here is a list for the guys...lol

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  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    cutback wrote:
    i'm in...but you need to wear this all the time :p:D


    hey, you think I'm going to hang around a flat full of drunken guys looking that hot ??
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    hey, that's unfair to plebs, how are we to get by? :o you fall down at no4 for that, the first hurdle :p
    Dunk, sorry no 14...: o
    anyway...no 21?? that's all of us done! Aaah, nevermind, we can get a flat and drink and watch sports, make fun of brainy people and plebs and gays...and snore, all we want :)
    who's with me? :cool:


    i'm with you dude... i'll leave jezza to suffocate in his Plutarch duvet. ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    mickeyrat wrote:
    Nah, I don't accept the Fuckula

    not what i heard.. but no matter.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    i'm with you dude... i'll leave jezza to suffocate in his Plutarch duvet. ;)

    I have no idea what that is, I always use the metaphore 'to choke ones chicken'...but 'to suffocate ones Plutarch duvet' is good......not as good as 'to wrestle the one eyed, bald headed champion', but good all the same :)
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  • I can honestly say that my husband fits EVERY SINGLE one except that "my kids will come first" because we have no kids.

    I'm serious. He fits every single one....

    and yes, he wears plaid.. well. :)
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    jamie uk wrote:
    hey, you think I'm going to hang around a flat full of drunken guys looking that hot ??

    YES! :p
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    cutback wrote:
    YES! :p

    Hey...I've seen Deliverance buddy :eek: I aint doin nothin to encourage any mountain man :D
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • These are the ones I question slightly, the others are no brainers.

    15. …will not wear a cell phone holster. sorry, geek here, but I would agree to only wear it for work, of course I work all the time :)

    26. …will not live across the country.
    27. …will consider a long distance relationship if he has to move away.
    these two contridict a bit, and are examples of why men get confused sometimes, lol. Consider the relationship is over if one of your isn't moving with the other

    39. …will not try to teach me when I didn’t ask to be taught.if you wait to ask to be taught, then you'll learn very little in life, wouldn't this one be easier if you just let us do what we do?

    64. …will not go to bed at 9:30 pm.is 9:29 ok? 9:31? Need an early to bed night once a month, is that a game changer?

    88. …will have sex with me while I’m on my period.we need to define this a bit more if we can't ask for anal everytime you are on a period

    92. …will not have friends of the opposite sex who aren’t just friends.I'm assuming this isn't referencing sex buddies since will not cheap is on the list, but I'm suppose to walk away from relationships with a few women that are tight as family? If I need to be self confident and trusting, then shouldn't you?

    67. …will know what a commitment is and follow up that knowledge with actions that support it.this list may not be in order, but regardless, this should be #1 for men and women's lists

    So if I was asked these questions, these would be the Q's I would need to respond to.
    "Music, for me, was fucking heroin." eV (nothing Ed has said is more true for me personally than this quote)

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  • TrixieCat wrote:
    Can you imagine dating the women that came up with this list???
    lol
    You have to get along with the gay best friend, not watch sports all of the time, be tall, not be an alcholic, and on and on ad naseum.
    rotflmao

    Anyone fit the bill?
    http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-your-next-boyfriend-the-100-qualities-he-should-possess/

    ahh, but whether you watch sport too much or drink to much is open to interpretation :)
    "Music, for me, was fucking heroin." eV (nothing Ed has said is more true for me personally than this quote)

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  • I'm Out !!

    87. …will not push anal sex on me every time I’m on my period.

    what, settling for every other time is a problem. Common, haven't you heard of sacrificing for the team, lol
    "Music, for me, was fucking heroin." eV (nothing Ed has said is more true for me personally than this quote)

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  • cutback wrote:
    well a lot of them are just common sense and being a good human being but...



    high maintenance doesn't begin to describe the girl that would want even a third of that list :eek: :D

    no problem, last item on the guys list will be to no fret the girls list :D
    "Music, for me, was fucking heroin." eV (nothing Ed has said is more true for me personally than this quote)

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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    no problem, last item on the guys list will be to no fret the girls list :D

    word! :p:D
  • I'm wondering... how tall is tall?
    Stone Gossard...riffmeister extraordinaire!

    I am a man, I am advanced.....I am the first man to borrow Stone's leather pants!
  • I'm wondering... how tall is tall?
    For me??? anyone over 5'5" :o:p
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    jamie uk wrote:
    I have no idea what that is, I always use the metaphore 'to choke ones chicken'...but 'to suffocate ones Plutarch duvet' is good......not as good as 'to wrestle the one eyed, bald headed champion', but good all the same :)
    :eek:
    I thought Dunk was merely talking about bed coverings. :o
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    19. …will be content sometimes to spend the whole day in bed watching movies and eating takeout.


    do i have to be awake for this?
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    cutback wrote:
    19. …will be content sometimes to spend the whole day in bed watching movies and eating takeout.


    do i have to be awake for this?
    What if they were dirty movies?
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    TrixieCat wrote:
    What if they were dirty movies?


    so i only have to be awake for 3 minutes? cool :p:D
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    cutback wrote:
    19. …will be content sometimes to spend the whole day in bed watching movies and eating takeout.


    do i have to be awake for this?


    It's advisable for the eating take out at least :D
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Doesn't anyone want to just cuddle under the blankets and watch movies and eat takeout?????
    You men are so.....ugh.
    :rolleyes:

    :p
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Doesn't anyone want to just cuddle under the blankets and watch movies and eat takeout?????
    You men are so.....ugh.
    :rolleyes:

    :p


    is 'takeout' a euphemism for 'foo-foo' ... :):):)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    is 'takeout' a euphemism for 'foo-foo' ... :):):)

    Dunk, you're dropping your D's. Is that in fashion now ? :o
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Doesn't anyone want to just cuddle under the blankets and watch movies and eat takeout?????
    You men are so.....ugh.
    :rolleyes:

    :p


    actually i love it :)


    but in the context of this list it seems more like a requirement than a thing to do....basically this list takes the fun out of being with someone :)
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    jamie uk wrote:
    Dunk, you're dropping your D's. Is that in fashion now ? :o
    lol

    Keep it clean fellas. ;)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    Dunk, you're dropping your D's. Is that in fashion now ? :o

    what am I? Karl Lagerfeld? :)

    dropping D's??? do you mean :D's
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Doesn't anyone want to just cuddle under the blankets and watch movies and eat takeout?????
    You men are so.....ugh.
    :rolleyes:

    :p


    trix is on it like nobodies business.
    ;) boys are so silly huh, trix
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  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    what am I? Karl Lagerfeld? :)

    dropping D's??? do you mean :D's


    I know what I meant, but Trix seemed to think I meant dropping your ..'D's..:D and you think I mean..D's....haha, what a laugh we're having...:confused:
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    jamie uk wrote:
    I know what I meant, but Trix seemed to think I meant dropping your ..'D's..:D and you think I mean..D's....haha, what a laugh we're having...:confused:
    What's the ifference? :confused:
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    What's the ifference? :confused:


    I'm not sure...actually, I thought that you thought I meant kecks......:D
    sorry :o
    I'm a ingbat.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • TrixieCat wrote:
    What if they were dirty movies?

    so porn is ok, just not a porn collection?
    "Music, for me, was fucking heroin." eV (nothing Ed has said is more true for me personally than this quote)

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