why can't guys just be friends with girls??

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  • MonsterOfTheMidway
    MonsterOfTheMidway Posts: 416
    Because being friends with Girls is pointless. Listen, you have the equipment, they have the locker, it's just natural that you'd want to store it for the offseason.


    Like I'd rather hang out with guy friends that girls. It's more fun with them anyway.



    And don't call online people friends. Those aren't real friends. Real friends are people you actually see in the flesh and hang out with. I can't stress this enough.
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  • SENROCK
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    South of Seattle wrote:
    How about "nailing" or "up in her guts"

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  • Hinny
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    dunkman wrote:
    cos girls have boobs.
    The 17 pages of posts after this are totally pointless. The question has been answered already.
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  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    Hinny wrote:
    The 17 pages of posts after this are totally pointless. The question has been answered already.

    Well doesn't that depend on the size of those boobs?

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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Allie wrote:
    but seriously, Why is there always mentioning of 'porking' or 'banging'? Can't we find a nicer euphesim? Is this what guys say to their buddies?
    I know a guy who, I kid you not, said in reference to his sexual endeavours of the night before, "I totally wrecked that shit". 'That shit' being the girl I think... :o

    I don't talk to him much anymore.
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  • SoonForgotten2
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    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I know a guy who, I kid you not, said in reference to his sexual endeavours of the night before, "I totally wrecked that shit". 'That shit' being the girl I think... :o

    I don't talk to him much anymore.

    This is why I'd rather be friends with women. They never say such stupid shit.

    Well, that and the boobs, of course.
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  • catch22
    catch22 Posts: 1,081
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Ha, well growing up there is another matter :) I hate the place. Thankfully I've managed to move a few miles out over the years because the town itself corrodes my very soul.

    EDIT: for thread integrity, in the immortal words of Snoop Doggy Dogg, bitchez ain't shyt but hoez n trickz :p

    about sums it up. :)

    i dont have many female friends because they talk too much. it's exhausting. i like friends because i can get away from a girlfriend or nagging parents or pissed off boss and just sit and watch a football game and not have to think of anything or maybe grunt occasionally. girls are exhausting. always talking about what this chick did to that chick and how they are such a whore, right? it's annoying. it's like having all the baggage of a relationship without any of the good stuff. i'm still listening to her whine all the time, still having to tell her every other woman on the planet is a whore and she's an angel, still having to cope with her emotional roller coaster, so is it really so wrong to want at least a little head after all that effort? because really, what is she bringing to the table of this friendship other than the prospect that maybe if i'm lucky one day she'll have a hot friend she'll try to hook me up with?
    and like that... he's gone.
  • catch22
    catch22 Posts: 1,081
    Allie wrote:
    Oh no :( This makes me sad!

    and Pork! I'm Jewish! That's not kosher :)

    but seriously, Why is there always mentioning of 'porking' or 'banging'? Can't we find a nicer euphesim? Is this what guys say to their buddies?

    how about 'making love on a bed of roses by candelight amongst the sweet smells of incense as unicorns and ponies dance in the background of our emotionally bonded union before the unicorn uses the horn to wrekc my shit...

    damn, i tried!
    and like that... he's gone.
  • Jeremy1012
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    catch22 wrote:
    about sums it up. :)

    i dont have many female friends because they talk too much. it's exhausting. i like friends because i can get away from a girlfriend or nagging parents or pissed off boss and just sit and watch a football game and not have to think of anything or maybe grunt occasionally. girls are exhausting. always talking about what this chick did to that chick and how they are such a whore, right? it's annoying. it's like having all the baggage of a relationship without any of the good stuff. i'm still listening to her whine all the time, still having to tell her every other woman on the planet is a whore and she's an angel, still having to cope with her emotional roller coaster, so is it really so wrong to want at least a little head after all that effort? because really, what is she bringing to the table of this friendship other than the prospect that maybe if i'm lucky one day she'll have a hot friend she'll try to hook me up with?
    Ha, I was kidding :) I mean, they provide me with endless strife but I love female company. I enjoy conversation with women more than men, for the most part but excluding the kind of bitchy chat you mentioned. I generally feel uncomfortable in large groups of guys with the kind of crap they talk about. It's funny for a while and then just becomes grating. I have a few really good male friends but I generally find it easier to get on with women. Of course, this means I always seem to find myself in the friendship zone with them which can make anything else difficult :p
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  • catch22
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    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Ha, I was kidding :) I mean, they provide me with endless strife but I love female company. I enjoy conversation with women more than men, for the most part but excluding the kind of bitchy chat you mentioned. I generally feel uncomfortable in large groups of guys with the kind of crap they talk about. It's funny for a while and then just becomes grating. I have a few really good male friends but I generally find it easier to get on with women. Of course, this means I always seem to find myself in the friendship zone with them which can make anything else difficult :p

    i used to be that way. and to be honest, i do have several girl friends. i think they like having me around because my bullshit is amusing and makes them appreciate whatever guy they're hooking up with more. but i dig guy time. you just can't be honest with a woman like you can with your boys.

    i find it odd that large groups of girls seem way more "filthy" than men. guys in big groups just like to be stupid. it's competition. sports stories, shot competitions, swapping stories about hot chicks. girls in large groups talk about nothing but the boys in the room. for all the shit guys take for objectifying men, i've never seen objectification like a group of women decked out at the club or bar and on the prowl. their flirtation is worse than a politician trying to convince you he cares.
    and like that... he's gone.
  • BinGnarly
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    I've got plenty of girls that are friends. I'm not looking to hook up with any of them.
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  • eyedclaar
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    catch22 wrote:
    i used to be that way. and to be honest, i do have several girl friends. i think they like having me around because my bullshit is amusing and makes them appreciate whatever guy they're hooking up with more. but i dig guy time. you just can't be honest with a woman like you can with your boys.

    i find it odd that large groups of girls seem way more "filthy" than men. guys in big groups just like to be stupid. it's competition. sports stories, shot competitions, swapping stories about hot chicks. girls in large groups talk about nothing but the boys in the room. for all the shit guys take for objectifying men, i've never seen objectification like a group of women decked out at the club or bar and on the prowl. their flirtation is worse than a politician trying to convince you he cares.

    Ah yes, the guy time. When my bandmates and I are drinking, smoking, and hanging out, we are the crassest motherfuckers on the planet. No subject is taboo and are jokes are as cruel as they are smart and high-larious. Our women usually just look at us with horrified expressions (and they aren't dainty flowers) and finally leave the room.

    Outside of my bandmates though, I prefer the company and conversation of women.
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  • TrixieCat
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    Now see, I prefer the company of my gf's any day of the week. In terms of friendship. We drink, swear and occasionally smoke cigarettes. :eek: I know, bad, bad. But we have so much fun together, are not catty and have an awesome time.
    Sure guys are great and all, but I would rather hang with my girls. Maybe I have just been lucky enough to surround myself with good friends that are cool and let me cut loose. I question those that only have "catty" relationships with women. Often it seems they are the ones with the problems towards other women. Me? I celebrate women and all that we are.
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  • Yellow Ledbelly
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    I had a friend with benefits a few years back....that was cool for a while, but we fought like married folks.

    My two closest friends are actually female.....one I've known since elementary school and am now the godfather of her child and was her 'Man of Honor' at her wedding.....and the other I've known for around four years....she's the one that might have been "THE ONE" but nothing ever came of it because I held back....for a variety of reasons, but she is very special to me and as silly as it sounds to the dudes I wouldn't trade her friendship for anything in the world now.....but I still do wonder what the hell I was thinking sometimes
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  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    I have a ton of male friends and they all know I'm married! One I have been friends with since I was in 8th grade...it is possible!! :)
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  • in_hiding79
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    I have only two good friends that are girls and one of them is my sister. Women tend to stab you in the back. I hate that shit, that is why guys are much easier and much better to hang with! They are very cool. :cool:


    I have made lots of female friends lately and it's really cool as well. :p;)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • sherm
    sherm Seattle, Wa Posts: 708
    Honestly, I love women, but if I'm not getting some, or if hanging out with them isn't at least helping me get some, I'd rather just be hanging out with my boys talking shit, busting each others balls, watching football, etc..
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  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    sherm3000 wrote:
    Honestly, I love women, but if I'm not getting some, or if hanging out with them isn't at least helping me get some, I'd rather just be hanging out with my boys talking shit, busting each others balls, watching football, etc..


    :(
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • chadwick
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    in_hiding79 wrote:
    :(

    may i second that notion?
    :(
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  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    chadwick wrote:
    may i second that notion?
    :(


    YES!!!! :D
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."

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