why can't guys just be friends with girls??

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  • Allie
    Allie Posts: 2,908
    The Champ wrote:
    Generally speaking, guys can't 'just' be friends with good to decent looking chicks because they have ... and are willing, able and ready to pork anything that moves seemingly at any given moment ;)..
    Oh no :( This makes me sad!

    and Pork! I'm Jewish! That's not kosher :)

    but seriously, Why is there always mentioning of 'porking' or 'banging'? Can't we find a nicer euphesim? Is this what guys say to their buddies?
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  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Allie wrote:
    but seriously, Why is there always mentioning of 'porking' or 'banging'? Can't we find a nicer euphesim? Is this what guys say to their buddies?

    How about "nailing" or "up in her guts"

    :D
    NERDS!
  • smarchee
    smarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    South of Seattle wrote:
    How about "nailing" or "up in her guts"

    :D

    LMAO

    how about boinking or ramming
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  • Allie
    Allie Posts: 2,908
    South of Seattle wrote:
    How about "nailing" or "up in her guts"

    :D
    :eek:

    oh no
    well, men like to think they get that far, I guess :rolleyes:
    ok excuse my while i go vomit now, please
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
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  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Allie wrote:
    :eek:

    oh no
    well, men like to think they get that far, I guess :rolleyes:
    ok excuse my while i go vomit now, please

    :)

    ha ha ha. I couldn't resist, I knew I'd get a rise out of ya.
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  • Allie
    Allie Posts: 2,908
    South of Seattle wrote:
    :)

    ha ha ha. I couldn't resist, I knew I'd get a rise out of ya.

    ha ha.
    Are there are any gentlemen left on this planet :(
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  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Allie wrote:
    ha ha.
    Are there are any gentlemen left on this planet :(

    Me, but I'm far away. :)
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Allie wrote:
    ha ha.
    Are there are any gentlemen left on this planet :(

    i am one
    believe it or not
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  • Allie
    Allie Posts: 2,908
    South of Seattle wrote:
    Me, but I'm far away. :)
    fair enough. You do seem like 'one of the good guys' :)
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  • Allie
    Allie Posts: 2,908
    chadwick wrote:
    i am one
    believe it or not
    Ok.
    that's 2! Thank goodness. I start to lose hope sometimes :(
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
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  • OffHeGoes29
    OffHeGoes29 Posts: 1,240
    Allie wrote:
    the 1st paragraph-I didn't know that. Interesting.

    2nd paragraph, like I said, we've been friends nearly 20 yrs. And one of them is married.

    Ok fair enough, 20 years and no bump'n uglies can be a safe bet that sex isn't part of it.

    The only reason MOST girls have guy friends is to keep some on the back burner just incase....and the attention.
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  • Allie
    Allie Posts: 2,908
    OffHeGoes29 wrote:
    Ok fair enough, 20 years and no bump'n uglies can be a safe bet that sex isn't part of it.

    The only reason MOST girls have guy friends is to keep some on the back burner just incase....and the attention.

    not true for me. my guy friends are my friends b/c, well b/c they are. They've been good friends and helped me in really tough times. Not just b/c I needed 'attention' :)


    you know what though, I think girls and guys can't be 'friends' if one or both are attracted to each other. Then that tension gets in the way and causes problems.
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
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  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    I'm friends with several girls. I don't think it's that hard. I've always had a large group of friends (girls & guys) so I guess I don't find it that hard, or strange at all.
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i have female friends i have been friends with for over 20 years.
    they are like my little sisters.
    we love each other as just that, bestest of friends, period.
    we can tell each other anything at anytime.
    best thing about havin these chics as my friends is they don't judge like guys do.
    it's very simple, open and honest.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    South of Seattle wrote:
    I'm friends with several girls. I don't think it's that hard. I've always had a large group of friends (girls & guys) so I guess I don't find it that hard, or strange at all.

    very nice mr. seattle
    i like your style

    :)
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    i enjoy being friends with guys more so then with girls.
    i have a few girl friends but have always been closer and more open with guy friends.
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    chadwick wrote:
    very nice mr. seattle
    i like your style

    :)

    My style is good thank you, I try not to wear plaid's with stripes :)
    NERDS!
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    g under p wrote:
    I have a *friend* who is a girl and my lady has no problem with that. I've even slept in the same hotel room with her and everything was cool. Now grant you she's half my age, beautiful, single mother and I still find a way to keep my cool around.

    When go out to concerts everybody thinks we're together.

    Peace
    acoustic guy wrote:
    That right there tells me that you would sleep with her.
    SoonForgotten wrote:
    Which I bet you're happy to let them think
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    wow

    Not even after you wake up and have morning wood..maybe just a brush to the booty area ?

    agWell hell yes before I met my lady but that's now changed. I believe she would also because when i told her I had a girlfriend she was disappointed without ever telling me. She respects what I have and I respect what she wants in her young life. Her daughter loves me and how attentive I'm at concerts and at protest marches we attend.

    SFPeople think that way mainly because of her daughter who is interracial and she looks like me. We just look like a couple. We've travel all over the east coast to concerts both with eyes of approval and disdain of being interracial friends.

    PPI'm a man and yes in the morning the thought runs through my mind with her in the shower I have found an inner strength to restrain myself. I just think of my lady and thought is over.

    Peace
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  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    g under p wrote:
    agWell hell yes before I met my lady but that's now changed. I believe she would also because when i told her I had a girlfriend she was disappointed without ever telling me. She respects what I have and I respect what she wants in her young life. Her daughter loves me and how attentive I'm at concerts and at protest marches we attend.

    SFPeople think that way mainly because of her daughter who is interracial and she looks like me. We just look like a couple. We've travel all over the east coast to concerts both with eyes of approval and disdain of being interracial friends.

    PPI'm a man and yes in the morning the thought runs through my mind with her in the shower I have found an inner strength to restrain myself. I just think of my lady and thought is over.

    Peace
    didnt you already post that?
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  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    didnt you already post that?

    Yup She's one of my few friends who goes to concerts I like you know like PJ, Ben Harper, Michael Franti and Spearhead etc :)

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


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