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  • thunderDAN
    thunderDAN Posts: 2,094
    Pierce wrote:
    did anyone hear the show today...when they were fucking with eric the midget...i laughed my ass off....REDRUM

    yeah that was great
  • Corduroyboy
    Corduroyboy Posts: 1,256
    Pierce wrote:
    did anyone hear the show today...when they were fucking with eric the midget...i laughed my ass off....REDRUM

    He's such a bastard. When he was yelling and they kept playing it back at him was so hysterical. So glad George is back!
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Corduroyboy wrote:
    He's such a bastard. When he was yelling and they kept playing it back at him was so hysterical. So glad George is back!


    George cracks me up everytime!! :D

    I can't see EVER starting my day without Howard and all his craziness from the studio!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • Lostdoggie
    Lostdoggie Posts: 257
    As much as I hate Eric the Midget I love when he calls in. It's usually one of the funniest points of the show. SHUDDUP!
    Sometimes life don't leave you alone

    8/20/98 - Montreal
    8/29/00, 8/30/00 - Mansfield
    7/02/03, 7/03/03, 7/11/03 - Mansfield
    9/28/04, 9/29/04 - Boston
    5/24/06, 5/25/06 - Boston
    6/28/08, 6/30/08 - Mansfield
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    The show earlier today that guy calls in about his wife who had cancer, well Howard was very sweet to her. Anyway, the part that had me laughing in the car was when she told Howard that she was too black to wear a blonde wig or weave, and then Howard says "are you Wesley Snipes dark", and she's like, "hell no that is midnight black". Howard's like "so you are just 9pm dark"!! hehehe Cracked me the hell up! :p

    Glad she's all right though, she was a good sport and her husband was really nice!! :)


    Howard's awesome!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • Lostdoggie
    Lostdoggie Posts: 257
    I just can't believe Katy Perry is a 32dd. Only Howard could get that information.
    Sometimes life don't leave you alone

    8/20/98 - Montreal
    8/29/00, 8/30/00 - Mansfield
    7/02/03, 7/03/03, 7/11/03 - Mansfield
    9/28/04, 9/29/04 - Boston
    5/24/06, 5/25/06 - Boston
    6/28/08, 6/30/08 - Mansfield
  • Corduroyboy
    Corduroyboy Posts: 1,256
    Lostdoggie wrote:
    I just can't believe Katy Perry is a 32dd. Only Howard could get that information.

    That's why he's the master interviewer!! Sal's version of that song makes me want to gag!
  • rrivers
    rrivers Posts: 3,698
    Gary is so annoying. Because I have no life I am listening to the replay of the wrap up show on a Saturday and Gary just said, "It's the weirdest thing and it's a weird phenomenon." He says "it is the weirdest thing" or "it's the funniest thing" before 98% of the things he says.
    "We're fixed good, lamp-wise."
  • Lostdoggie
    Lostdoggie Posts: 257
    rrivers wrote:
    Gary is so annoying. Because I have no life I am listening to the replay of the wrap up show on a Saturday and Gary just said, "It's the weirdest thing and it's a weird phenomenon." He says "it is the weirdest thing" or "it's the funniest thing" before 98% of the things he says.

    I like Gary but you are correct about this. Craig Gass does a great impression of Gary.
    Sometimes life don't leave you alone

    8/20/98 - Montreal
    8/29/00, 8/30/00 - Mansfield
    7/02/03, 7/03/03, 7/11/03 - Mansfield
    9/28/04, 9/29/04 - Boston
    5/24/06, 5/25/06 - Boston
    6/28/08, 6/30/08 - Mansfield
  • ThreeSadSemesters
    ThreeSadSemesters Posts: 60
    This week, I forget what day it was, when they were acting like they couldn't hear Eric the midget on the phone...that was the hardest Ive laughed in a long time. They could have him on five hours a day and Id be happy.
    "Many of Pearl Jam's most loyal fans are teenagers who do not have the money to pay the $50 or more that is often charged today for tickets to a popular concert...we have made a conscious decision that we do not want to put the price of our concerts out of the reach of many of our fans." 6/94
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    ThreeSadSemesters wrote:
    This week, I forget what day it was, when they were acting like they couldn't hear Eric the midget on the phone...that was the hardest Ive laughed in a long time. They could have him on five hours a day and Id be happy.


    that was genius....that little fucker cracks me up....he's such a tool and doesn't know it :D


    more ETM i say :D
  • rrivers
    rrivers Posts: 3,698
    ThreeSadSemesters wrote:
    This week, I forget what day it was, when they were acting like they couldn't hear Eric the midget on the phone...that was the hardest Ive laughed in a long time. They could have him on five hours a day and Id be happy.

    I heard that this morning. I'm an Eric fan too.
    "We're fixed good, lamp-wise."
  • Lostdoggie
    Lostdoggie Posts: 257
    I love Eric, mainly because the sound effects Fred plays crack me up.
    Sometimes life don't leave you alone

    8/20/98 - Montreal
    8/29/00, 8/30/00 - Mansfield
    7/02/03, 7/03/03, 7/11/03 - Mansfield
    9/28/04, 9/29/04 - Boston
    5/24/06, 5/25/06 - Boston
    6/28/08, 6/30/08 - Mansfield
  • ~Hollywood Madam~
    ~Hollywood Madam~ Posts: 69
    long red wrote:
    fuckin great.

    "I dabbled my wang with latex."

    mmm latex fetishes are fun.
    There is something about peeling it off your partner to expose their bare skin~
    so boys......where do you want me?
  • rrivers
    rrivers Posts: 3,698
    Lostdoggie wrote:
    I love Eric, mainly because the sound effects Fred plays crack me up.

    That zero point zero sound effect is getting old though.
    "We're fixed good, lamp-wise."
  • We All Believe
    We All Believe Eastchester, NY - Proud South Canadian. Posts: 802
    Does anyone know the name of, or where to get, Robin's theme song? I can't find it anywhere.
    May your days be long, til kingdom come.
  • Corduroyboy
    Corduroyboy Posts: 1,256
    We All Believe wrote:
    Does anyone know the name of, or where to get, Robin's theme song? I can't find it anywhere.


    My buddy somehow gets them and uses them as ringtones. He sent me Black Tits a while ago. Makes for a great ringtone when the inlaws are over the house!!
  • NickyNooch
    NickyNooch Posts: 629
    I wish I hadn't heard it on the replay and heard it live that Eric the Midget wasn't a mod in his JSFC chatroom. I think I would just keep typing, "ack ack" and "0.0" over and over to piss him off.

    Did Johnny and him eventually smooth everything over? I never heard of everything is cool again after Eric said he wouldn't go to the event Johnny booked for him.

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  • thunderDAN
    thunderDAN Posts: 2,094
    Corduroyboy wrote:
    My buddy somehow gets them and uses them as ringtones. He sent me Black Tits a while ago. Makes for a great ringtone when the inlaws are over the house!!

    BIG BLACK BEAUTIFUL TITS!
  • Chrissyb
    Chrissyb Posts: 122
    rrivers wrote:
    That zero point zero sound effect is getting old though.

    but the "shatup" one is perfect!!

    I hate it when they are on vacation.
    **find what you love, love what you find**

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