Fun with Quotes

cory

So, if I bang 2 Japanese dudes at the same time, does that make me a whore?

share wrote:

2 wongs don't make a white.

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aNiMaL

I was telling this girl how hot I thought she was and how I wanted to go out with her.

mdigenakis wrote:

this sounds like the conversation i'm going to have with my cuz a little later

dunkman

hey Steve i just slept with a 19year old former nun

Steve Dunne wrote:

yeah did you get in???????? hope so my friend!

Poncier

Lou, whats your take on Vince Wilfork's jockstrap after a game?

bostonlou wrote:

i like a nice sniff test

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4708279&postcount=61

Brain of J.Lo

This thread is fucking hilarious.

mdigenakis

Hey, did you now that Jamie lee Curtis might be a herme?

drivingrl wrote:

And who, exactly, has that stopped from masterbating?

bostonlou

hey dunkman... what's the last thing you had sex with and then ate?

dunkman wrote:

i found a dead baby mole outside my work this morning

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4678356&postcount=4898

cory

What did Brain of J.Lo say when her boyfriend pulled his junk out for the first time?

Brain of J.Lo wrote:

This thread is fucking hilarious.

Reference this thread;)

norm

what's bostonlou doing right now?

cory wrote:

I think I just heard a vein explode in the crack of his ass.

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4700583&postcount=60

norm

hey lou, how's the wife?

bostonlou wrote:

she's got the porn star tatoos on her hips too

it's like the new tramp stamp

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4708299&postcount=462

cory

Hey cutback, how many gay sex partners have you had?

cutback wrote:

327:(

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4677437&postcount=93

bostonlou

mike mc creedy said he had a great time with your boyfriend in chicago ... he said he was hung like a horse

AllIAm wrote:

ya tell me about it hehehhe. im a lucky girl. (and he cooks and cleans and does the laundry too). but im glad you approve M ... your blessing means the most .. can you come around more often.. jeeeez

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mdigenakis

how does that feel sweetheart?
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bostonlou

how's the sex going with those weirdos on the radio??

oppie1 wrote:

ron and fez are an acquired taste... i didnt get into them at first...now i love 'em

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dunkman

hey cutback you ever seen that video on pornotube where BostonLou glues 2 straws to his nose, parts his man jugs and then attempts to sniff his own nutsack

cutback wrote:

buddy of mine saw it and said it was great.....:D:D

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bostonlou

did anyone ever forward you that video of your mom in the rape stand at michael vick's place?

cutback wrote:

a big thanks to whomever recorded this.....:D:D......

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cory

You do know that dunkman isn't very clean right? I mean, he washes his ass once a month.

Cateeto wrote:

Well I would hope he doesn't make me itch! Or else we really have a problem...

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4637488&postcount=13

Lizard

Is BL a hot, sexy man?

Kat wrote:

omg, no.

http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?p=4704188#post4704188

cory

Lizard, how are you feeling after your cupcakes made with Ex-Lax?

Lizard wrote:

Shit-less

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4701976&postcount=13804

mdigenakis

how does it feel to fuck a tranny?

bostonlou wrote:

girl, you're a riot!!! i like you!

http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=254504&page=3