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  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,224
    So I heard you had a big, wild sex orgy last night, but quit halfway through?
    failedpersephone wrote:
    hahahhaaa...errr, no...I was there and stayed to the finish...too bad i couldnt claim getting hit by a ball...wouldnt have to come into work today.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?p=4704495&#post135
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Hey Cory, Lou, Cutback, Steve, myself and 37 others including an Albanian dwarf have all just screwed your wife, its your turn next
    cory wrote:
    It would be the same as banging a trash bag at this point.


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4668900&postcount=43
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    mdigenakis wrote:
    how does it feel to fuck a tranny?


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=254504&page=3


    you're not getting this game at all... wow
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    Why did cory stop coming over to your house after work?
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    I couldn't make him explode...


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4705782&postcount=2
  • drtyfrnk29
    drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    Hey cutback, what did you think of Mexico?
    cutback wrote:
    the commercials are interesting......the water's pretty good....

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=254716
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    Why did cory stop coming over to your house after work?




    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4705782&postcount=2


    You dirty, dirty person;)
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Hey Trixie, didn't you and NYPJ1 enter a karoake contest together in Chicago?

    TrixieCat wrote:
    No, actually he was standing on the bed in his boxers singing Let's Get Loud into a hairbrush. It was hysterical.
    I love to turn you on
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    So drtyfrnk29, how were those Mexican ho’s you picked up last night at LAX?:eek:
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    mmmhmmm. Can't get enough of those authentic enchiladas at the ariport bar ;)

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4708074&postcount=4505
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping lately. Angelica, can you help me out?

    angelica wrote:
    Here it is, Ahnimus: When we are perceiving through the black box, we can develop a channel through to the REALITY. Remember the white spot that develops and that connects us to the realm of REALITY? And yes, this channel, this "white spot" is a perceptive mechanism in the brain. The black box does not refer to the brain. It refers to the ego, or our imprisoned sense of self. This white spot is like an antennae that allows us to see out of the box. It provides us the "inner voice" of inSight. And as we hone this voice/vision it channels more and more from reality. In my case, I broke through to the other side. And I was very ill and riddled with addiction, disorder, poor health etc. And I used information from that channel to begin clarifying all the disorder, and realigning/reprogramming my brain to a more natural and aligned nature, as opposed to the programmed me-me-me aspects of my being. And this process is perpetual. The nature of 3-d life is positive/negative. I still reprogam all the time, by listening to my inSights that are about "bestowing" rather than "mememe" and receiving. In short, when I'm faced with a conflict--ANY conflict, I focus on rising "above" the ego. Therefore I align with evolution/Truth and Reality and my choices reflect that, as well as the consequences of amazing depth and beauty I also experience. I've tapped into and perceive the real reality, and therefore the ONLY choice is to be life affirming. And anytime I have conflict, I know I have non-life-affirming patterns to overcome. After a while, and for sure now, although I'm human and flawed like anyone, I've trained myself to be predominantly aligned with evolution, affirming, reality and the principles of embracing, personal growth and "bestowal".

    Physicist David Bohm stuff is similar, too, because he talks about using this inSight--this channel to the implicate order which is always enfolding everything that is explicate--to rise above our usual flaws and programming in order to be realistic, rather than ego-centered. Oh, and psychological healing is about the same, too--alignment with the SELF rather than the self.


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4707328&postcount=636


    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............................
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    What do you do at night to keep from getting lonely?
    mdigenakis wrote:
    i'm streching it out often, good or bad thing?

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4696234&postcount=4
  • nfanel
    nfanel Posts: 2,558
    hey, oppie1, what do you think of the eagles and their fans?
    oppie1 wrote:
    love Philly fans.. sometimes they make me so proud to be from here

    :)

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4683393&postcount=28
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey Brain of J.Lo, i've received all the female PJ fans worn undies that i ordered online.. not really complaining but they were slightly bitter when i sucked on them
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    It must be all the soy we're consuming. :eek:

    :D




    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4656955&postcount=184
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • drivingrl
    drivingrl Posts: 1,448
    cory wrote:
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4707328&postcount=636


    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............................

    FTW. Cory's my new favorite. <3
    drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
    kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

    Next!"
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    who's your favorite hermaphroditic rodeo clown?
    drivingrl wrote:
    FTW. Cory's my new favorite. <3
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    cutback wrote:
    who's your favorite hermaphroditic rodeo clown?

    cory wrote:
    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............................


    ;)
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • drtyfrnk29
    drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    Hey Helen, how was that swingers party last weekend?
    Heiniken Helen wrote:
    It was like national geographic in my own living room

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=254744
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Helen, we realize you were drunk, but can you describe Lou's 2-headed penis from the Chicago trip for us?
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    :eek: that one's BIGGGGGGG... this one was skinnier and more menacing though... and almost as big as my hand.

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4706802&postcount=7
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,224
    So dunk, what do you think about groups like Al-Qaida and the Taliban? Do you think they're going to keep attacking the infidels?
    dunkman wrote:
    probably.. i couldnt care.. :D

    as long as they beat ireland thats all that matters to me :)

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?p=4706856#post4706856
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey drtyfrnk, how did it go trying to persuade Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs to give you a golden shower on your chest hair

    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    It would not pee on the rug no matter how many times I told it to.


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4705961&postcount=5
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    did you get any pics of the wart on dunkman's ass?

    Heineken Helen wrote:
    I took some with my digital camera but I dunno how to upload them and they weren't coming out great either :o I don't think it's obvious how fucking big that thing WAS :eek:

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4706794&postcount=5
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