if we all tried to live and let live this world cold be a better place
Thanks jojo. I'd don't know about wise, perhaps learned the hard way?
That is, I've made LOTS OF MISTAKES in this life and had to correct them or learn to live with them. But I'd rather have made them than not.
I strive everyday to live and let live, but I'm not successful all the time. Some people.......haha!.....they test my resolve!
Anyway, I guess from my perspective, (and I could be very wrong) but how many people you screwed is neither here nor there. How many people you've killed or maimed or made suffer, that's a way more important figure.
Sex is one of the few things we should be able to enjoy, uninhibited and unfettered by the judgement that seems to come along with admitting to a number. I don't know about you, but I figure when I die I'm not gonna be looking back thinking I should never have f**ked so and so!
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
The temptation to sin can be difficult at times. Thank God for my morals and unbridled willpower, which most of you seem to lack ..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Just use the cliche excuse if asked this question.
The answer is 2:
I thought I was in love once and it turned out wrong and I was just drunk and wild one night and shouldn't have. I regret it happening. haha
Guys, especially youngerish ones, this excuse should work if the female ever asks you about how many people you've slept with. And don't ever ask the female, you'll rarely get an honest answer.
"That's part of the curse: If you're gonna play the song, you better play it. I've tried to phone in "Jeremy" a few times, and it's tough. It doesn't work."
The temptation to sin can be difficult at times. Thank God for my morals and unbridled willpower, which most of you seem to lack ..
Haha...well, I've already bought a one-way, non-refundable ticket to hell, so if sex is so evil, then I might as well keep having lots of it since I am already facing damnation!
i suppose not. but it's still fun to hear numbers... starts a fire under my arse to add a few more notches to my bedpost.
nah, notches smotches. Give me quality over quantity any day. BUT I get where you're at. Tis cool. I think sooner or later it's not about notches anymore. Well for most folk anyway. There's still a few out there at the desperate and dateless nights in their 40s and 50s that are all about the notches. Good on em. I just won't be adding to their tally!
nah, notches smotches. Give me quality over quantity any day. BUT I get where you're at. Tis cool. I think sooner or later it's not about notches anymore. Well for most folk anyway. There's still a few out there at the desperate and dateless nights in their 40s and 50s that are all about the notches. Good on em. I just won't be adding to their tally!
ah, but variety demands a certain quantity and there is no quality without variety
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That is, I've made LOTS OF MISTAKES in this life and had to correct them or learn to live with them. But I'd rather have made them than not.
I strive everyday to live and let live, but I'm not successful all the time. Some people.......haha!.....they test my resolve!
Anyway, I guess from my perspective, (and I could be very wrong) but how many people you screwed is neither here nor there. How many people you've killed or maimed or made suffer, that's a way more important figure.
Sex is one of the few things we should be able to enjoy, uninhibited and unfettered by the judgement that seems to come along with admitting to a number. I don't know about you, but I figure when I die I'm not gonna be looking back thinking I should never have f**ked so and so!
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more power to you... i know there are a few i'd take back if i could
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put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
being a virgin must be so hard on you
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what about sex in a headlock?
this is allowed if you have consent.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
The temptation to sin can be difficult at times. Thank God for my morals and unbridled willpower, which most of you seem to lack
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
yes, yes, OH GOD YES!
I'm not completely evil, don't think that I don't thank God for my lack of morals and willpower
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i suppose not. but it's still fun to hear numbers... starts a fire under my arse to add a few more notches to my bedpost.
The answer is 2:
I thought I was in love once and it turned out wrong and I was just drunk and wild one night and shouldn't have. I regret it happening. haha
Guys, especially youngerish ones, this excuse should work if the female ever asks you about how many people you've slept with. And don't ever ask the female, you'll rarely get an honest answer.
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lol..good one.
My number is low considering my age. At least i think so...
Haha...well, I've already bought a one-way, non-refundable ticket to hell, so if sex is so evil, then I might as well keep having lots of it since I am already facing damnation!
so...you're also a virgin?
Well, I guess that is relative. What is low to one person might seem like a lot to another.
Cheers to guitar heroes!
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The currents will shift
ah, but variety demands a certain quantity and there is no quality without variety
perhaps.
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i'm lazy. by the time i get back from law school, the last thing i wanna do is use any more mental energy.
Fair enough. But you're not gonna be at law school forever so maybe that'll change.
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i know, it gets worse after graduation. it's why US lawyers have the highest divorce rates.
Is it coz they're busy or because they have the contacts??
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I think God was too busy coming after my blasphemous ass....cause I DID just get shocked while plugging in my halloween bats
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i'm sure he'll get zapped at some point. i'm waiting for my own bolt haha
not sure what you mean but im guessing the answer is both!
Probably!
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maybe that's why i was only shocked and didn't get full-on zapped by a bolt....God, appreciates that extra touch of kink
okay, now I am going to hell, who wants to join me?
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