how in the hell did you type this and NOT get struck by lightning...that's all i wanna know
Yeah, I had to think twice before posting that ..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
alright! baby, you already know that I'm bringin' the kink
Wait a minute, are you girls really talking about giving satan a bj? That's some kinky fucking shit..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Oooooooooooooooooooooooohh... YES! A wee bit wrinkly these days though... but still has it.
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Eeemm (clears throat)What he F is da Kid chopped liver?Luved Ur Olso pic too babe.
Awwwwwww... no you're not
Thanks
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
nah cuz you'd see it. you know.... (insert cornball PJ reference )
besides he probably got spikes and scales on it or something. at least that's what i've been told
satan's member with spikes and scales? I thought it was prehensile covered in a softly ribbed skin and grows to whatever size you want...i mean, it has to be special for so many women to go to the stake over it.
Original post: 5 for intercourse, 16 oral only (for and to) I dunno how many handjobs
and I dont count the kink factors...so, who knows what my number is if you count those...
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
satan's member with spikes and scales? I thought it was prehensile covered in a softly ribbed skin and grows to whatever size you want...i mean, it has to be special for so many women to go to the stake over it.
Original post: 5 for intercourse, 16 oral only (for and to) I dunno how many handjobs
and I dont count the kink factors...so, who knows what my number is if you count those...
I haven't read the whole thing but it seems you killed the thread with your bluntness! Haha.
5 for me. It could have been around 15 but my dumbass turned down alot of girls :-( Im married now :-( :-( so that kind of ends it for me. Maybe in my next life i'll come back a porn star.
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Already there girl!
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Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
and i'll go, i'll bring the chips and booze
awww....that's so fiendish of you. shall we let Satan watch what you and I do when i get there?
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Nah! Bugger him!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
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The currents will shift
alright! baby, you already know that I'm bringin' the kink
angels share laughter
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well, we could bugger him and really make it a party!
angels share laughter
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Would this add to my partner quota???
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
oh yeah
doesnt matter.
I'm saving myself for Paul Newman.
Have you SEEN his eyes?
Yeah, I had to think twice before posting that
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Wait a minute, are you girls really talking about giving satan a bj? That's some kinky fucking shit..
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
96)Randalls Island I,II
98)NJ,MSG I,II
00) Virginia Beach Jones Beach I,II,III Saratoga Springs Seattle I
03)Nassau Camden I MSG I,II NJ
04)Boston I,II Reading
05)Montreal Ottawa Toronto Borgata I,II Philly
06) Irving plaza Albany Hartford Camden I,II NJ I,II LA I,II Gorge I,II
07)Lolla
08)Roo Camden I,II MSG I,II Hartford Beacon
09)Chicago I,II Philly II,III,IV
10)Hartford Newark MSG I,II
11)PJ20 I,II
13)Wrigley Brooklyn I,II Hartford
14)Moline,milwaukee
15)Central Park
16)MSG I,II
17)Wrigley I,II
18)Wrigley I,II
22)MSG,Camden
24)MSG I,II
plus he makes salad dressing and great microwave popping corn!
besides he probably got spikes and scales on it or something. at least that's what i've been told
haha, well, I think some people are into that!
Thanks
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
true enough....
but it's low compared to my peers.
satan's member with spikes and scales? I thought it was prehensile covered in a softly ribbed skin and grows to whatever size you want...i mean, it has to be special for so many women to go to the stake over it.
Original post: 5 for intercourse, 16 oral only (for and to) I dunno how many handjobs
and I dont count the kink factors...so, who knows what my number is if you count those...
I haven't read the whole thing but it seems you killed the thread with your bluntness! Haha.
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=phuaH2gE2WM
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
lots of crazy nyc nights with the others:)
always safely
i wish i went to college away from home :( the numbers would have been doubled lol
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."