Kids say the darndest things : Part 2

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  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    One of my cousins when she was little said to her mother whom was getting dressed in the same room, " Mom? I can't wait til my boobs get as long as yours!"



    LMFAO
  • ilovesinging
    ilovesinging Posts: 255
    Me when I was in first grade. Ok,let me tell you the story behind it. I had to (for homework) write something that ended -ut. So,when I didn't have anymore words that I can think of,I said,


    "What about the word slut?". I thought that I had made up the word. My dad said:

    "No,that's a bad word."
    To Someone Who Needed To Move Their Car:"Congratulations! You win,you get towed!"-E.V.

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  • locked
    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    KosmicJelli wrote:
    One of my cousins when she was little said to her mother whom was getting dressed in the same room, " Mom? I can't wait til my boobs get as long as yours!"

    LMFAO

    mmmm!

    I like long-boobed women!
    damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
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  • edvedder913
    edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    I was at a birthday party the other day and a 6 year old girl walked out of the back door and proudly proclaimed "PUSSY" only a few of us caught it, but we were dying.....

    Gray - that kid sounds like a rip :)

    My ex husband and I were recently in the car and I was dropping him off to pick up take out for the 2 of them for dinner. He was being lazy and wanted me to park the car and run in and get their food - and my son while playing his Nintendo DS says "Daddy...be the man"
  • emily18
    emily18 Posts: 489
    GraySaturday wrote:
    God, I could go on forever - But here are some classic Harrison lines (He's 6)

    "Sarah, we don't pay you to sit here and talk, we pay you to play, so lets go!"

    "I don't feel like going to the zoo, if you wanna go so badly, make Josh (my husband) go with you, not me"

    "Hey LADY (woman walking across the street) try to hustle it up a little, will ya!

    "I wanna make a Birthday cake, you know, for the hell of it"

    "Daddy said if he gets another parking ticket, he's going to fire bomb the city office"

    Me -"Do you want milk or water?" Harrison - "How about a beer?"

    :eek: lmao
    those are great
  • ilovesinging
    ilovesinging Posts: 255
    edvedder913 wrote:
    I was at a birthday party the other day and a 6 year old girl walked out of the back door and proudly proclaimed "PUSSY" only a few of us caught it, but we were dying.....

    Gray - that kid sounds like a rip :)

    My ex husband and I were recently in the car and I was dropping him off to pick up take out for the 2 of them for dinner. He was being lazy and wanted me to park the car and run in and get their food - and my son while playing his Nintendo DS says "Daddy...be the man"


    LOL! Great and funny things! :D
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    ilovesinging-The crazy lady that you catch in detention. Yeah,you can talk to me.
    I am me-I would love to keep it that way.
  • anotherclone
    anotherclone Posts: 1,688
    GraySaturday wrote:
    God, I could go on forever - But here are some classic Harrison lines (He's 6)

    "I wanna make a Birthday cake, you know, for the hell of it"


    I know it's wrong, but I really laugh when kids swear. Those other quotes were really cute and Harrison sounds like a kid with a great sense of humor.

    My daughter (who is 8) asked last night:

    "I'm wondering something. Is it, you know...normal for people to have yellow teeth? Because I'm worried about John McCain's teeth."
  • smarchee
    smarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    my friend's little one points to the window and says "dund" which he refers to as thunder

    "dund" ?....he's a cutie
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  • edvedderrocks
    edvedderrocks Posts: 1,001
    my just turned 3 year old told me yesterday that I should get a boyfriend. (I'm married to her father). I asked who should be my boyfriend & she said "Freddy(???) or Jack Johnson." I told her if JJ was my boyfriend we would have to move to Hawaii & wouldn't she miss daddy? she said she was ok with that. then she changed her mind & said "nevermind, I have a boyfriend Nicky (a little boy at preschool), that's enough for now"
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  • alexers
    alexers Posts: 492
    my older brother (2 years older) and i used to live in houston when we were babies, and our neighbor, brian, had a pool in his backyard. brian also had one of those little yellow and red cars that you move with your feet, like the flinstones. when i was about two, the three of us would all take turns driving the car around the pool, and one time brian decided to skip andrew (my brother's) turn. andrew got very upset and pushed the car- and brian- into the pool. it was hilarious!
  • ilovesinging
    ilovesinging Posts: 255
    anotherclone wrote:
    I know it's wrong, but I really laugh when kids swear. Those other quotes were really cute and Harrison sounds like a kid with a great sense of humor.

    My daughter (who is 8) asked last night:

    "I'm wondering something. Is it, you know...normal for people to have yellow teeth? Because I'm worried about John McCain's teeth."
    LOL,that is great!
    To Someone Who Needed To Move Their Car:"Congratulations! You win,you get towed!"-E.V.

    ilovesinging-The crazy lady that you catch in detention. Yeah,you can talk to me.
    I am me-I would love to keep it that way.
  • mindi
    mindi Posts: 1,862
    Clara just made me giggle. She is sitting on my lap and we have itunes up and are listening to some of her and my favorite songs. Light Years was on and I was singing, she was head banging. So the part came on "We were but stones,... your light made us stars" and she turned to me and said, Hey we aren't Stone are we!
    I think she has a little crush on Stone. She is forever making me watch a video on youtube that is on Stone's birthday and then he sings Don't Gimme No Lip.

    Anyway she is three and is adorable :p
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  • Ms. Haiku
    Ms. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,389
    My niece when she was 2 (she's 7 now) sat on my lap so that we could both look at the computer together. I have big veins as do people on my mom's side of the family. Not abnormal, just obvious.

    My niece pointed to my veins and said, "Maps." She is sooo cool! That just rocked.

    Of course instead of Orioles for the baseball team name, she says, Oreos and starts to laugh, but who hasn't called the Orioles the Oreos as least once in her/his life, eh?
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  • kcherub
    kcherub Posts: 961
    Cooper thinks that a tetanus shot is a "Texas Snot."

    He also thinks that every time I leave town it is to see Pearl Jam. My DH and I went to Vegas last month. I was taking Cooper to school, and talking a bit about me going on a plane--he has never flown and does not relish the idea. He said, "Mommy...can't you just get the CD?" I was a little confused, and I asked him what CD? He said, "Pearl Jam. Then you won't have to fly to Las Vegas to see them." Me thinketh that there might be a little too much Pearl Jam in my house. ;)
    I still want you all to "take care"--I am just damn tired of typing it.

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  • walkunafraid
    walkunafraid Posts: 2,655
    I am a teacher. I used to teach high school freshmen (14-15 year olds).

    One year, I was having my kids learn prefixes. We would go over a list of 10 or so everyday, then collaboratively think of examples for each prefix.

    So, one day I introduced the prefix micro- (meaning "small").

    One kid, in dead seriousness, provided this answer: Micro Jackson.

    The entire class laughed, and the poor kid looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole; he had no idea why we were laughing.

    I still laugh about that one to this day!
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  • GraySaturday
    GraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    walkunafraid wrote:
    I am a teacher. I used to teach high school freshmen (14-15 year olds).

    One year, I was having my kids learn prefixes. We would go over a list of 10 or so everyday, then collaboratively think of examples for each prefix.

    So, one day I introduced the prefix micro- (meaning "small").

    One kid, in dead seriousness, provided this answer: Micro Jackson.

    The entire class laughed, and the poor kid looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole; he had no idea why we were laughing.

    I still laugh about that one to this day!


    hahaha!

    I intern at a school every thursday and this semester during one point in the day I am working with 3 second graders on a project that has us posting messages to a message board and talking to kids in other countries..

    I was trying to prompt them for things to write about, since our topic is "Caring for the Environment" and I said, "Jake, whats another way we care?" and he goes:

    "Well I don't know about you, but I want to post about how hot you are" (and then he winks at me)

    I was stunned.. second grade? The kid is HILARIOUS.
  • locked
    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    A little background:

    I am always playing my Pearl Jam DVD's with my 8 year old son in the room by the TV..

    I assume everyone is enjoying Guitar Hero III (xbox 360) as much as me and my kids..

    So this weekend he's playing "Even Flow" on guitar hero and suddenly puts the guitar behind his head and plays the solo over his back just like Mikey!

    doesn't miss a note..

    he even has the "head tilted / eyes closed" pose down..

    I realized I am a PJ brainwashing station in full gear!
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  • Linda
    Linda Posts: 1,656
    had a parents/teachers meeting

    got back home and told my daughter her teacher was very funny and nice..

    "Than you've talked with the wrong one" she said....
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • mindi
    mindi Posts: 1,862
    Linda wrote:
    had a parents/teachers meeting

    got back home and told my daughter her teacher was very funny and nice..

    "Than you've talked with the wrong one" she said....
    That is too funny!!


    I just remembered this since it is getting close to Thanksgiving. One of my kids, I swear it was Katie but she doesn't remember, anyway when she would say Thanksgiving, it sounded like Dicksgiving. LOL!! That could really be an interesting holiday. We still call it that, kind of a family inside joke. Of course when I say it around someone and they have no idea what I am talking about, it can be weird.

    And I remembered another Claraism. We have a landline phone just because we also get internet thru the company. We don't really use the phone, we use our cell phones. So we bought the cheapest phone we could find. The first time it rang we had no idea what it was. It sounds just like a cricket. So now when a phone rings Clara says a cricket is ringing. I think she really thinks phones are called crickets. This kid is so silly!
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  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    i love this thread!

    my 12 year old sister, whos generally not known for her humor, said something very funny recently. i was watching a Who concert on VH1 classic and they were playing 'Who Are You'. my sister looks at the screen & asks how old they are. i explain to her that Pete & Roger are up there & that they're 'even older than Dad!!'. she replies, "Soon, they'll be squinting, singing, "Where am I?" instead of "Who are you?".

    ...maybe you had to be there but her timing was great!!

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