Kids say the darndest things : Part 2

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  • Drowned Out
    Drowned Out Posts: 6,056
    my 5 yr old saw a Rememberance Day (veteran's day) ceremony this morning on tv...we drove past my cities' memorial thingy (can't remember what they're called) where they lay the wreaths. she recognized it immediately...this is how she explained the event to me:

    'all the old people that aren't killed yet go there and they put the wreaths down and the old ones in the hats are soldiers and they protected us and they shoot the cannons and they're not dead yet'....or something along those lines.
    it was kinda funny, innocent and sad all at the same time...had no idea how to respond.
  • locked
    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    my favorite thread..

    bump fr more?
    "This here's a REQUEST!"
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  • mindi
    mindi Posts: 1,862
    My kids make me laugh every day! Did I post this here yet?

    So Clara is in here with me. And I hear her singing, Wone's a creep Wone's a weirdo, what the heck I doing heeeeerrrrreeeeeee. It is all even better because she has Max's light up Hulk mask on

    We call her her Wone or Woney because when she used to get mad she would sit on the stairs and say weave me awone. So she is Woney now.
    To 10c; "Your PJ tshirt should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady." - bionicamy
  • mindi
    mindi Posts: 1,862
    A few other random things.

    The other night Kenny, he's 9, was talking about different religions and I thought Emaline, she is my 20 year old, would die laughing when Kenny started talking about the Cathletics(rhymes with athletics). I guess they are very athletic Catholics? :p
    He also had something to say about the Haytheists.

    And to go with my post above about Dicksgiving, Kenny was calling Christmas, Fistmas. I told him Fistmas should always follow Dicksgiving. :D
    To 10c; "Your PJ tshirt should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady." - bionicamy
  • mindi
    mindi Posts: 1,862
    So Clara just came in and told me she doesn't want to be little any more, she wants to be a big kid. I told her she is our little Woney and I wish I were little still. And then I asked her she didn't want to be little any more and she said "because it sucks balls". :D

    Oh she is 3 by the way.
    To 10c; "Your PJ tshirt should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady." - bionicamy
  • GraySaturday
    GraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    mindi wrote:
    So Clara just came in and told me she doesn't want to be little any more, she wants to be a big kid. I told her she is our little Woney and I wish I were little still. And then I asked her she didn't want to be little any more and she said "because it sucks balls". :D

    Oh she is 3 by the way.

    HAHAHA! I love it!
  • mindi
    mindi Posts: 1,862
    Ok after reading my last few posts, I need to watch my mouth in front of my kids!
    To 10c; "Your PJ tshirt should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady." - bionicamy
  • GraySaturday
    GraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    Yesterday on the way to his dad's house, Harrison says:

    Harrison - Step-mom (I won't use her name) called 911 the other day!

    Me - Why??

    Harrison - When she picked me up from school some kid threw a rock at the car and tried to break her window

    Me - Really? That's horrible, was she mad?

    Harrison - Yes! she rolled down the window and screamed she was going to EAT them!

    Me - She said she was going to eat them???

    Harrison - Yeah! she's going to eat the next kid that throws a rock at her!!


    I later find out that she actually said "beat" but he thought she said "eat" haha!
  • Yellow Ledbelly
    Yellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    mindi wrote:
    Ok after reading my last few posts, I need to watch my mouth in front of my kids!
    My 14 year old second cousin stopped by the house the other day just to ogle my rather beautiful lady friend and he told me to "shut the fuck up". I am glad to say that was his last visit to my house.....I had just been waiting on a reason.
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • _Crazy_Mary_
    _Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    this was a convo between my 4 & 5 year olds in the back seat:

    kenzie(4): Which one is more amazinger: God or Santa?
    haley(5): God.

    disclaimer: I am in no way religious, nor have we ever gone to church. I'm shocked that a 5 year old could think anybody is more amazinger than Santa!
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • mindi
    mindi Posts: 1,862
    _Crazy_Mary_ wrote:
    this was a convo between my 4 & 5 year olds in the back seat:

    kenzie(4): Which one is more amazinger: God or Santa?
    haley(5): God.

    disclaimer: I am in no way religious, nor have we ever gone to church. I'm shocked that a 5 year old could think anybody is more amazinger than Santa!
    :D that is soo cute!

    Me and Clara had sort of the same conversation about who was more adorable-er, her or Eddie. :p I told her she is way adorable-er than him. But she thinks Stone wins the contest!
    To 10c; "Your PJ tshirt should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady." - bionicamy
  • Yellow Ledbelly
    Yellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    Pardon me..but my mom reported this conversation following a trip to the grocery store when she saw a woman she used to teach school with

    Mom's version of the conversation:
    Woman: Well hey how are you?
    Mom: I'm fine, how about you?
    Well, I just blew out my knees
    Oh no, are you going to have to have surgery?
    What?
    Well, you said you blew out your knees, I wondered if you needed surgery.
    No, I said I JUST BURIED MY NIECE!
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • momofglynn
    momofglynn Posts: 849
    my 5 year old asked me how reindeer flew. I said I did not know but perhaps Santa gave them magic powers or something. he turns to me and says. Maybe it's in their DNA

    I agreed and then turned my head and laughed to myself! Fucking DNA...my kid's a-ok!
    Let's Go Red Sox!
  • stargirl69
    stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    Work was having our annual inspection by the education department.
    One of the inspectors was watching a kid glue photo's into their book.The kid didn't want one of the photo's in the book.The inspector asked him why,the kid replied "cause its fucking crap innit"

    Ah a priceless gem.
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • mindi
    mindi Posts: 1,862
    My sweet Clara,3, has had a cold for a few days. She snoozed for about 4-5 hours yesterday. So last night I told her since she had such a long nap she would never go to bed that night and I would have to stay up with her.
    So she said that I could go to bed and when she got tired she would just lay down on the chowch and sleep. chowch :p It will forever be a chowch now, not couch or sofa.
    To 10c; "Your PJ tshirt should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady." - bionicamy
  • locked
    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    let's refresh this great thread with some new posts people..

    :)
    "This here's a REQUEST!"
    EV intro to Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns
    10/25/13 Hartford
  • locked
    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    locked wrote:
    after my 5 year old son sneezed 3 times in a row, he told me..

    "dad, I think I'm allegric to boogies!"...

    I like this one from the old days..
    "This here's a REQUEST!"
    EV intro to Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns
    10/25/13 Hartford
  • anotherclone
    anotherclone Posts: 1,688
    My daughter's (who is 8) closet was chock full of stuff. I'm talking like you could only open it a little bit and shove something in and quickly close it before the avalanche of junk would fall out. We aren't pigs but sometimes she cleans up herself and her definition of "cleaning" is just shoving junk in her closet.

    So we made a deal last Sunday that we would empty the contents of the closet and throw a bunch of stuff away and get organized. As we were emptying the closet, I had to leave to take a phone call. I was away about 10 minutes. When I walked back into her room, the contents of the closet were all over the place. There wasn't any room to walk or step without stepping on something. It was a nightmare.

    I said, "oh my gosh honey, this is going to be a big production isn't it?'
    She said I know!!! Can you believe all this shit was in there??

    I was laughing so hard that I had to leave the room.
  • locked
    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    LMAO! :lol:
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    zoe(aged 10) said: you mean to tell me all that maths you were doing was so you could buy booze???
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    i just need to say

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