Stone Gossard...

CJMST3K

Stone Gossard is named after two things.

Stone = Stone Washed.
Gossard = fabric, clothing


So, in short, Stone Gossard is named after stone-washed jeans.

DS1119

Stone Gossard created the concept of a firewall for computers.

ChildOfTheNineties

Easties wrote:

Stone Gossard drove his Chevy to the levee and the levee was not dry.

This deserves my first post as a Ten Club Member

phungi

If you experience an erection that lasts longer than four hours, call Stone Gossard.

CJMST3K

phungi wrote:

If you experience an erection that lasts longer than four hours, call Stone Gossard.

Easties

ChildOfTheNineties wrote:

Easties wrote:

Stone Gossard drove his Chevy to the levee and the levee was not dry.

This deserves my first post as a Ten Club Member

I'm more than honoured! Thank you, thank you - and welcome!

smile.alreddie

stone gossard admitted he was wrong - once.

that day was in third grade, and it was opposite day.

DS1119

Stone Gossard drinks strawberry milk during any 3rd encore break during a show. A tradtion he started at MSG in '08.

Easties

Stone Gossard never throws glass at people who live in Stone's houses.

Princess KJ

Easties wrote:

Stone Gossard never throws glass at people who live in Stone's houses.

demetrios

Stone Gossard loves the film Lost in Translation!

pjhawks

Stone Gossard was the greatest thing before sliced bread.

but still he is number 2 behind sliced bread.

smile.alreddie

stone gossard is the reason parents tell their kids not to be afraid of the monster under the bed.

Stypo420

Stone Gossard is what Willis was talkin about.

phungi

Stone Gossard was the inspiration behind the character Hannibal Lecter; to this day, Stone covets his favorite suit made of human skin.

DS1119

Stone Gossard knows what Eddies unknown thought is.

CJMST3K

Stone Gossard spelled backwards is Stone Gossard.

vedder_soup

pjhawks wrote:

Stone Gossard was the greatest thing before sliced bread.

but still he is number 2 behind sliced bread.

stone gossard invented sliced bread

smile.alreddie

a rolling stone gossard DOES gather moss...

of a variety found only in Ecuador, that he mashes into a poultice and applies directly to the face, allowing him to maintain his lustrous glowing complexion.

DS1119

Stone Gossard placed the straw that broke the camel's back...he was very upset about that.

ActionJack

stone gossard knows the shortcuts on all the courses in mario kart 64

StoneAment

Stone Gossard taught Gretzky how to play hockey

Stone Gossard pities Mr T

On time Stone Cold Steve Austin told Stone Gossard that he didn't like Seattle 'cos it rained too much. So Stone Gossard opened a can of whoop ass on Austin

Easties

Stone Gossard in his junior years once threw a Styx LP at the local schoolyard bully whilst cursing him with evil names for his evil ways. It has since come to be known that the young kid responded to a crowded playground with the phrase, 'Styx and Stone may break my bones but names will never hurt me'.

*On a side note, a young Stone would often been seen dancing to Styx's 'Mr Roboto' in the Music Room at Lunch time.

Domo arigato.

DangDang

DS1119 wrote:

Stone Gossard placed the straw that broke the camel's back...he was very upset about that.

CJMST3K wrote:

Stone Gossard spelled backwards is Stone Gossard.

lgoose420 wrote:

Stone Gossard is what Willis was talkin about.

Easties wrote:

Stone Gossard never throws glass at people who live in Stone's houses.

These four appearing on one page!

DangDang

Mr. Gossard was the reason that Jesus stayed in there for 3 days.

DangDang

Stone Gossard's name spelled spilled and picked back up is "SNORED. GOT ASS"

doompony

stone gossard can cure the common cold

he just chooses not to because he has shares in a tissue company.

DS1119

Stone Gossard squeezed the Charmon.

Vedder_Girl77

Stone Gossard invented the Electric Slide.

Vedder_Girl77

Stone Gossard was the first person to ask "Where's the Beef?"