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  • doomponydoompony Wellington, NZ Posts: 4,501
    Stone has your name tattooed on his butt.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone invented algebra, coffins, holistic medicine, jaffa oranges, hope and leprosy when he was kinda bored one afternoon
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • doomponydoompony Wellington, NZ Posts: 4,501
    Stone's image is burnt into one piece of toast every morning in Newcastle Upon Tyne. Lots of English people have a little bit of Stone in them. Hot.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone can do a 74 second wheelie on a Penny Farthing.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • doomponydoompony Wellington, NZ Posts: 4,501
    Stone created the Smurfs
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone lets Hugh Hefner borrow from his vast and varied collection of smoking jackets. In return Hefner lets Stone stroke his goats.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • I_GOT_no_IDeaI_GOT_no_IDea Posts: 653
    dunkman wrote:
    The hot air balloon that Richard Branson used to cross the Atlantic was an exact replica of one of Stone's lungs.
    like this?
    7229_147383347399_552002399_3106803_6268536_n.jpg
    Sydney 3 1998; Brisbane 1 2003; Sydney 1/2/3 2003; Brisbane 1/2 2006; Sydney 1/2/3 2006; Melbourne 1/2 2006; Adelaide 2009; EV Solo Sydney 1 2011.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    I_GOT_no_IDea wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    The hot air balloon that Richard Branson used to cross the Atlantic was an exact replica of one of Stone's lungs.
    like this?
    7229_147383347399_552002399_3106803_6268536_n.jpg

    how did you get the blueprints!!!!! :shock:


    :lol:;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • I_GOT_no_IDeaI_GOT_no_IDea Posts: 653
    dunkman wrote:
    I_GOT_no_IDea wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    The hot air balloon that Richard Branson used to cross the Atlantic was an exact replica of one of Stone's lungs.
    like this?
    7229_147383347399_552002399_3106803_6268536_n.jpg

    how did you get the blueprints!!!!! :shock:


    :lol:;)
    stone sent them to me, using a fax machine he constructed out of a fax machine and some aluminum foil
    Sydney 3 1998; Brisbane 1 2003; Sydney 1/2/3 2003; Brisbane 1/2 2006; Sydney 1/2/3 2006; Melbourne 1/2 2006; Adelaide 2009; EV Solo Sydney 1 2011.
  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    ed doesn't want to let stone sing because ed wants to keep his job due to the current economic crisis
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Stone worked fervently behind the scenes to get Kanye signed to a record deal, thinking it would be a funny joke on humanity.
  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    Stone Gossard lost his virginity before his parents did.
    5/28/06, 6/27/08, 10/28/09, 5/18/10, 5/21/10
    8/7/08, 6/9/09
  • YetAnotherFiascoYetAnotherFiasco Posts: 158
    Stone was the inspiration for Olympia Dukakis’s Academy Award-winning performance in Moonstruck and was on the set to offer advice and insight.
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard taught the Backspacer turtle how to swim.
    I love to turn you on
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    The Berlin Wall was actually brought down by Stone after hearing there were a pair of sexy orange plaid trousers for sale in East Berlin.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • phungiphungi Posts: 641
    Stone is a messenger and all the news is good
    37 PJ Shows, 3 EV Shows, 1134 Total Songs, 24 Different Openers, 9 Different Closers, 252 Unique Songs (never enough)
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Always thinking of the environment, Stone Gossard will not opt for plastic surgery unless it's already been recycled.
    I love to turn you on
  • I_GOT_no_IDeaI_GOT_no_IDea Posts: 653
    Stone is an alien and his primary residence is a delightful home, behind the sun.
    Sydney 3 1998; Brisbane 1 2003; Sydney 1/2/3 2003; Brisbane 1/2 2006; Sydney 1/2/3 2006; Melbourne 1/2 2006; Adelaide 2009; EV Solo Sydney 1 2011.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone keeps Michael Jackson's real face in his fridge. Next to the milk.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    Always thinking of the environment, Stone Gossard will not opt for plastic surgery unless it's already been recycled.

    :lol:
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard will not only plant trees, he will only plant trees which have performed 28 hours of community service. He insists this is somehow an assurance of quality.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone has both Sasquatch and Jim Morrison's mum on speed dial.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Gems and RhinestonesGems and Rhinestones Posts: 861
    Stone Gossard also had a 10 year affair with Mackenzie Phillips...........and Oprah.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard once ate 31 veggie hotdogs in 12 minutes. This was not part of a contest. This was at a children's birthday party in 2005. All of them cried.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    Stone Gossard duckwalks on the spot in airport queues.
  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    When informed about the possibility of an upcoming drinking water shortage in the world, Stone spent 2 hours on Saturday crying into the West Seattle reservoir, raising the water level 1000%, and assuring the good people of Seattle that they would not suffer. And after the final Philly show on the 31st, he's hopping on a plane to the middle east, armed with pictures of puppies and lost children. According to CNN, the water shortage problem will be solved by November 3rd.
    peace,
    gonzo
    4/10/94, 9/28/96, 9/29/96, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 10/01/04, 9/15/05, 9/30/05, 10/01/05, 5/4/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/19/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/31/09, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 9/3/11, 9/4/11, 10/15/13, 10/18/13, 10/19/13, 10/25/13, 9/26/15, 4/28/16, 4/29/16, 5/1/16, 5/2/16, 8/5/16, 8/7/16, 4/7/17, 8/8/18, 8/10/18, 9/10/22, 9/11/22
  • clockistotimeclockistotime Los Angeles, CA Posts: 249
    Stone added extra letters to the english alphabet, but only he and john lithgow can use or understand them.
    "one man stands the edge of the ocean
    a beacon on dry land
    eyes above the horizon
    in the dark before the dawn..."
    "i am a donut"
  • gonzogonzo Posts: 748
    Superman_emblem__515196852.jpg
    ....stands for Stone.
    'nuff said.
    peace,
    gonzo
    4/10/94, 9/28/96, 9/29/96, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 10/01/04, 9/15/05, 9/30/05, 10/01/05, 5/4/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/19/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/31/09, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 9/3/11, 9/4/11, 10/15/13, 10/18/13, 10/19/13, 10/25/13, 9/26/15, 4/28/16, 4/29/16, 5/1/16, 5/2/16, 8/5/16, 8/7/16, 4/7/17, 8/8/18, 8/10/18, 9/10/22, 9/11/22
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard once knew the exact number of jelly beans in a very very large jar.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard hand-knitted 48 sweaters using the wool from the sheep on the 'Vs.' cover. Jeff Ament has one with a big 'J' on the chest.
    I love to turn you on
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