Stone Gossard was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Stone omitted from the Bible.
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Stone Gossard says you should read dunkman's stuff as well, although Stone Gossard is well aware you only have 29 posts and have only joined recently so what the fuck would you know about what is 'funny stuff'!
I've been a fan since '93, if you want I'll mail you a signed affidavit by 200 of my friends that will testify that I love Pearl Jam and I'm worthy to talk about what is funny or not!! PM me
help me make the connection between 29 posts and not knowing what I think is funny.
I just read some of your stuff.... and like I said I have to give some props to failedpersephone and cutback.
FYI- I've been around since it was the old sony board, just came back after a while because of stupid grade school shit, that I see...is still going on!!!!
Honestly- I love the man but what the hell was he thinking?!?!?!?!
I met him this past weekend in NYC and I showed him a copy of this picture. I said 'I just wanted you to see what it looked like from the crowd' & he said 'I know, it looked like I was giving him a blow job."
I met him this past weekend in NYC and I showed him a copy of this picture. I said 'I just wanted you to see what it looked like from the crowd' & he said 'I know, it looked like I was giving him a blow job."
Apparently the band gave him shit about it too.
I bet they did
"I heard some people up here pointing out the ukelele...it's a mandolin, you uncultured bastards!" EV
I've been a fan since '93, if you want I'll mail you a signed affidavit by 200 of my friends that will testify that I love Pearl Jam and I'm worthy to talk about what is funny or not!! PM me
help me make the connection between 29 posts and not knowing what I think is funny.
I just read some of your stuff.... and like I said I have to give some props to failedpersephone and cutback.
FYI- I've been around since it was the old sony board, just came back after a while because of stupid grade school shit, that I see...is still going on!!!!
Stone Gossard knows the guy above me simply doesnt get the joke. Stone reminds him that dunkman even used a winky thing to highlight it was a joke. Stone still wants you to get that affidavit purely because no one can really be that boring.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
As a child, Bloody Mary would say Stone Gossard's name three times in a mirror, just for a scare.
10c #TBD
"They said timing was everything, made him want to be everywhere,...there's a lot to be said for nowhere."
"Let them wash away,... all those yesterdays."
Montreal/98, Toronto/00'03'05'06x2, Brad Toronto/02, Buffalo/03, Kitchener/05, London/05, Hamilton/05, Late Show Taping/06, Cleveland/06, Pittsburgh/06, Bridge School Benefit Concert/06, Hartford/08, Mansfield 1/08, EV Montreal/08x2, EV Toronto/08x2...
Stone Gossard knows the guy above me simply doesnt get the joke. Stone reminds him that dunkman even used a winky thing to highlight it was a joke. Stone still wants you to get that affidavit purely because no one can really be that boring.
Stone Gossard told me to quit being so defensive and sensitive.
I met him this past weekend in NYC and I showed him a copy of this picture. I said 'I just wanted you to see what it looked like from the crowd' & he said 'I know, it looked like I was giving him a blow job."
Apparently the band gave him shit about it too.
that is some funny stuff right there. i know the cow dude. can't wait to tell him this. awesome. he might retire the costume after hearing that though!
How the fuck is anyone who's posted on this thread ever gonna look Stone in the eye again without bursting out laughing? This is the funniest thread I have ever read. I want to add one but it is so "X" rated that I'm afraid I'll get kicked out of the 10 club for keying it in so I better not, such a shame......
Stone Gossard is obsessive-compulsive about the number 10, and has been ever since PJ's debut album. His bedtime ritual consists of opening and closing his bedroom door 10 times, flicking the light switch on and off 10 times, walking 10 steps to his bed, and blinking his eyes 10 times before going to sleep.
and don't forget farting 10 times before he says his prayers 10 times!!!!
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... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
rock on
dude
Celebration, the ball's in play
help me make the connection between 29 posts and not knowing what I think is funny.
I just read some of your stuff.... and like I said I have to give some props to failedpersephone and cutback.
FYI- I've been around since it was the old sony board, just came back after a while because of stupid grade school shit, that I see...is still going on!!!!
If nothing is everything, I'll have it all
Hard to Imagine: http://lightyourpillow.blogspot.com
If nothing is everything, I'll have it all
Hard to Imagine: http://lightyourpillow.blogspot.com
I met him this past weekend in NYC and I showed him a copy of this picture. I said 'I just wanted you to see what it looked like from the crowd' & he said 'I know, it looked like I was giving him a blow job."
Apparently the band gave him shit about it too.
If nothing is everything, I'll have it all
Hard to Imagine: http://lightyourpillow.blogspot.com
If nothing is everything, I'll have it all
Hard to Imagine: http://lightyourpillow.blogspot.com
and two horses named, Snoopy and Prickly Pete....
If nothing is everything, I'll have it all
Hard to Imagine: http://lightyourpillow.blogspot.com
now that is funny
Stone Gossard knows the guy above me simply doesnt get the joke. Stone reminds him that dunkman even used a winky thing
"They said timing was everything, made him want to be everywhere,...there's a lot to be said for nowhere."
"Let them wash away,... all those yesterdays."
09/10/98, 08/23/00, 08/24/00, 08/25/00, 04/30/03, 07/09/03, 07/14/03, 06/01/06, 06/03/06, 06/24/08, 06/25/08
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stone got milk
Montreal/98, Toronto/00'03'05'06x2, Brad Toronto/02, Buffalo/03, Kitchener/05, London/05, Hamilton/05, Late Show Taping/06, Cleveland/06, Pittsburgh/06, Bridge School Benefit Concert/06, Hartford/08, Mansfield 1/08, EV Montreal/08x2, EV Toronto/08x2...
Stone Gossard told me to quit being so defensive and sensitive.
my apologies sir, that was very funny!!!
THIS JUST IN: Stone Gossard is now Got Milk's new spokesman!!!
If nothing is everything, I'll have it all
Hard to Imagine: http://lightyourpillow.blogspot.com
that is some funny stuff right there. i know the cow dude. can't wait to tell him this. awesome. he might retire the costume after hearing that though!
This is a serious one. I once dreamt that Stone and I did the act. I'm NOT LYING, I really did! I'll never forget that dream, never!!!!!!
and don't forget farting 10 times before he says his prayers 10 times!!!!
If nothing is everything, I'll have it all
Hard to Imagine: http://lightyourpillow.blogspot.com
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