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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is the Bingo caller at the Wild Rose Senior's Center, on Sunset boulevard in West Seattle, every Tuesday afternoon, between 1 and 3 o'clock.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,620
    Stone Gossard is working on finding the right chord that played at the right volume with the right amount of sustain and specific tone settings will replace human heart pacemakers. He's probably already done it but he just has to find it again. One thing for sure- it's gotta be played through a tube amp with at least one 12AX7.
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • phungiphungi Posts: 641
    Stone Gossard runs marathons backwards, right in front of Mike McCready.
    37 PJ Shows, 3 EV Shows, 1134 Total Songs, 24 Different Openers, 9 Different Closers, 252 Unique Songs (never enough)
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard steam cleans his Prius' upholstery twice a year.
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard flosses 5x a day
    Bristow, VA - 5.13.10
    East Troy, WI - 9.3.11
    East Troy, WI - 9.4.11
    Atlanta, GA - 9.22.12
    Las Vegas, NV - 10.31.12 (EV)
    Las Vegas, NV - 11.1.12 (EV)
    Chicago, IL - 7.19.13
    Dallas, TX - 11.15.13
    Oklahoma City, OK - 11.16.13
    Seattle, WA - 12.6.13
    Lincoln, NE - 10.9.14
    Moline, IL - 10.17.14
    St. Paul, MN - 10.19.14
    Milwaukee, WI - 10.20.14
    New York, NY - 5.1.16
    New York, NY - 5.2.16
    Boston, MA - 8.5.16
    Boston, MA - 8.7.16
    Chicago, IL - 8.20.16

  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard always scores tickets.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard is an extreme couponer. His lowest point: when he didn't sleep for 8 days because he was preparing to load up on coffee and frozen peas.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard once worked as a Hooters girl.
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard eats Vanilla Wafers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
    Bristow, VA - 5.13.10
    East Troy, WI - 9.3.11
    East Troy, WI - 9.4.11
    Atlanta, GA - 9.22.12
    Las Vegas, NV - 10.31.12 (EV)
    Las Vegas, NV - 11.1.12 (EV)
    Chicago, IL - 7.19.13
    Dallas, TX - 11.15.13
    Oklahoma City, OK - 11.16.13
    Seattle, WA - 12.6.13
    Lincoln, NE - 10.9.14
    Moline, IL - 10.17.14
    St. Paul, MN - 10.19.14
    Milwaukee, WI - 10.20.14
    New York, NY - 5.1.16
    New York, NY - 5.2.16
    Boston, MA - 8.5.16
    Boston, MA - 8.7.16
    Chicago, IL - 8.20.16

  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has never lost a game of 'rock, paper, scissors' due to the fact that he can read minds.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    When Stone performs at the House of Blues it is always an extraordinarily happy event.
    John and Shawna
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    The saying "Cast thy first Stone" was derived from the movie Singles by a director by the name of Cameron Crowe
    John and Shawna
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is fluent in Chinese, though he has no desire to go to China.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    The new meaning of stoned refers to having Stone's approval....
    John and Shawna
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is one of the major food groups.
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone is the missing link
    John and Shawna
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can drink an entire gallon of whole milk in 94 seconds.
  • prljamgirlprljamgirl Posts: 602
    Stone Gossard is anxiously waiting to see how good his 10C seats will be at the upcoming EV shows!!! That's right, shows, cuz Stone gets 10C seats for ALL the shows, not just one!!
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard passes the Courvoisier, but he does not pass the dutchie.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard can spell Courvoisier
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Caveeze wrote:
    Stone Gossard can spell Courvoisier

    ...but he can not spell dutchie.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Caveeze wrote:
    Stone Gossard can spell Courvoisier

    ...but he can not spell dutchie.
    no.. but only because he calls it a hooter of the funky buhda ;)
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Mr. T pities the fool who crosses Stone Gossard.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has perfect penmanship.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is the light at the end of the tunnel.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    The best part of waking up isn't Stone in your cup. :roll:
    John and Shawna
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has never had a cavity.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    The spaces between his teeth are really perfect because he does floss three times a day. ;)
    John and Shawna
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard taught his dentist his brushing and flossing techniques.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Cleanliness is Godliness and Godliness is cleanliness and we know which one Stone is.
    John and Shawna
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