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  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,620
    Today, Stone Gossard waved his magic wand and made it RAIN in Northern California!! :D
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • moretonbayfigmoretonbayfig Posts: 805
    edited February 2012
    Stone Gossard wrote all of your Dad's jokes.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard invented snow angels.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has the keys to your house.
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard went a courtin' and he did ride
    mmm HMM
    mmm HMM
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

    Thank Goss THAT 50-year old mystery has been solved
    I always suspected that #2 didn't do it
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has never fucked up.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • URthekeyURthekey Posts: 1,762
    Stone Gossard is deemed attractive by both women and men.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    When Stone Gossard gets sick, which is rare, he vomits rainbows and butterflies.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard can throw a perfect spiral.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard's other car is a unicorn.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard CAN actually get water from a stone.
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard CAN actually get water from a stone.


    He is the Stone who gives water, and quenches the thirst of all. :mrgreen:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard CAN actually get water from a stone.


    He is the Stone who gives water, and quenches the thirst of all. :mrgreen:

    Stone Gossard giveth water of life, then taketh away. ;)
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Stone is not a stoner he is a rocker
    John and Shawna
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard was nominated for Best Actor in a Supporting Role for Pearl Jam Twenty, due to his stellar performance in the basement of his house.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard uses sour cream as chip dip.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard decides who lives and who dies.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • your move nowyour move now Posts: 1,165
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard decides who lives and who dies.

    now that can't be true, because Stone gossard is a lover not a fighter, and would never decide to have someone die
    I don't mean to offend anyone, a lot of what I say should be taken with a grain of salt... that said for most of you I'm a stranger on a computer on the other side of the world, don't give me that sort of power!
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    Stone Gossard does my taxes.
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can solve every Wheel Of Fortune puzzle before a single letter is turned.
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard can solve every Wheel Of Fortune puzzle before a single letter is turned.


    You seen that too!!! Holy snap!!! Coffee table book!!! :lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can freeze a glass of water in his hand while standing in a fire pit.
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    A little birdie told me Stone is running for president in secret
    John and Shawna
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard learned that if you measure yourself in the evening, you will be 1 inch shorter than you were that same morning.
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    Stone Gossard knows that its hip to be square.
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • LoujoeLoujoe Posts: 8,973
    stones heavy
  • VeroneyVeroney Posts: 32
    this is the post of the day!!! lols
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Stone Gossard was nominated for Best Actor in a Supporting Role for Pearl Jam Twenty, due to his stellar performance in the basement of his house.
    Live Free, no life wasted!
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard shaves a portrait of Gary Busey into his upper thigh hair once a week. Just because he thinks he's the answer to all of Earth's crisis.
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