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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    DangDang wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Stone Gossard scrubbed the algae of the bottom of our boat. Did a fantastic job, wouldn't take any cash.

    Stone Gossard used only his feet and hair with regards to the above.

    And no scuba gear.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone and Ed were arguing about who was the John Lennon of the band. Ed said he was because he is the most prominent singer/songwriter and political activist in the group. Stone argued that he wears glasses just like Lennon did. The group took a vote and Stone won. He has since changed his middle name from 'Carpenter' to 'Winston-Ono' and wants the band to relocate to New York City.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    Still In HidingStill In Hiding Posts: 370
    stone gossard will be the one performing tommy john surgery on stephen strasburg
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can eat an entire bag of pretzels without getting thirsty.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    geckogecko Posts: 1,712
    Stone Gossard went around the world in his homemade baloon in ten days. He wasn't in a hurry.
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    DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    Stone Gossard in time saves nine.
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard has been deployed to North Carolina to assist with the pre-Earl evacuation of tourists. He will be playing a selection of calming acoustic numbers to ease their troubled minds. While driving an amphibious vehicle.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Long before Pearl Jam were musical guests on David Letterman a young Stone Gossard appeared on a segment of Stupid Human Tricks. Stone placed a stack of quarters on his elbow, snapped his wrist and caught the quarters in his hand. He did this while standing on one leg and balancing a book on his head at the same time.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Larry King couldn't get Stone Gossard on his show so he settled for Eddie Vedder.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard was the original choice as the host of Deal or No Deal but had to turn down the job because of conflicting schedules.
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    Dark EnergyDark Energy Here Posts: 203
    Stone Gossard will be taking over for Larry King, when the old coot hangs it up....
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    geckogecko Posts: 1,712
    Stone Gossard can talk to spiders.
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has 20/20 vision...he only wears glasses to see into the future.
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    DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    Stone Gossarded me.
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard longed to be a TV weather man, but he didn't like the way the makeup make his skin feel.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is a night owl and after the wife and daughter go to bed he stays up cutting, shaping and polishing his collection of stones.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is the wind beneath Bette Midler's wings.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is the very model of a modern major general.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    Citizen ZackCitizen Zack Posts: 1,763
    09/07/98 – GTE Virginia Beach Amphitheater: Virginia Beach, VA:

    Ed makes a crack about how they just found out there’s a curfew but they’ll play right up to it and then says that they also just learned that Stone’s zipper was down during the first set but “no one got hurt.”

    (from twofeetthick.com)
    "Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them." - Thoreau

    No time to be void, or save up on life, you've got to spend it all
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has six toes on his left foot and strangely enough four on his right.
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    DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    Stone Gossard is the Wizard of Oz, and he's not the man behind the curtain.
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    JzPJzP Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard... trained all his life to become a rodeo clown only to have pj get in his way.
    rodeo-clown-3.jpg
    ~JzP
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    rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard is the wonderful thing about tiggers.
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    rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard robbed the Glendale Train, this morning half past nine.
    I swear. I ain't lying.
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will appear on the next season of Jersey Shore.
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    rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard is this awesome guitar player for the rock band Pearl Jam.
    Next time you happen to listen to one of their songs, try to pick him out and pay attention to what he does.
    Did I say he plays guitar, oops, I meant he's their engine grinder.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has been going commando since 1983.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Stone Gossard is Sparta.
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
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    mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard is the only Chilean miner still stranded. However he doesn't see himself as stranded, rather he's just there to finish the job!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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    thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Stone Gossard is the reason why Pluto isn't a planet anymore.
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
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