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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard can make a 6 course gourmet meal with nothing more than a
    stick of butter,
    one cup of flour,
    three hotdogs,
    half of a slimjim
    and the powers of persuasion.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • crazyindigo82
    crazyindigo82 Posts: 133
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard bit the head off of Ozzy Osbourne.
    omg- love it ROFL

    Stone was really Buddy Holly in his past life hence the rabid fans :P
    Up here so high I start to shake...
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...
    I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
    Just like my innocence...
  • GOSSArDgEEK
    GOSSArDgEEK Posts: 245
    crazyindigo82 wrote:
    omg- love it ROFL

    Stone was really Buddy Holly in his past life hence the rabid fans :P
    That's because some of us want to make love to his, um...****
    Here’s a question you might need to ask
    What’s self destruction and how can we last?

    "I cannot stop the thought of running in the dark.
    Coming up a which way sign. All good truants must decide."
    __________________________________________

    McCain, America's scariest grandpa!
  • crazyindigo82
    crazyindigo82 Posts: 133
    GOSSArDgEEK wrote:
    That's because some of us want to make love to his, um...****
    dingaling?! LMAO!!!





    stone gossard is the equivellent to my after-dinner cigarette- tasty yet satisfying ;)
    Up here so high I start to shake...
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...
    I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
    Just like my innocence...
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    In 1972 Stone was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. Stone promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem. If no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire, Stone Gossard.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Becky407
    Becky407 Posts: 21
    This isn't one but this thread is dangerous.. I just spent like 30mins here at work reading post after post of these things.. I can't stop!
  • Faithfultoyou
    Faithfultoyou Posts: 40
    Stone Gossard once went to a playground, and put the local bully in a triangle choke, then after the little girl passed out, he bought all the kids, she picked on, ice cream and sodas.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone is the head mod of Chuck Norris' website.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Thierry Henry
    Thierry Henry Posts: 2,654
    dunkman wrote:
    In 1972 Stone was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. Stone promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem. If no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire, Stone Gossard.


    Stone Gossard was the 5th member of the A-Team??
    Dublin '96, '00, '06, '10
    Lisbon '06 (x2)
    Katowice '07
    London '07 '09 (x2), '10
    MSG NY '08 (x2)
    Manchester '09 '12
    Belfast '10
    PJ20 Alpine '11 (x2)
    Leeds '14
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Thierry Henry wrote:
    Stone Gossard was the 5th member of the A-Team??

    no... Stone Gossard is the A-Team.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Thierry Henry
    Thierry Henry Posts: 2,654
    dunkman wrote:
    no... Stone Gossard is the A-Team.


    Stone Gossard loves it when a plan comes together.
    Dublin '96, '00, '06, '10
    Lisbon '06 (x2)
    Katowice '07
    London '07 '09 (x2), '10
    MSG NY '08 (x2)
    Manchester '09 '12
    Belfast '10
    PJ20 Alpine '11 (x2)
    Leeds '14
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has decided that he wants to be your friend after all. send him your request again.
































    psych! Stone Gossard plays a tease.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Faithfultoyou
    Faithfultoyou Posts: 40
    Stone Gossard once knocked out a march of dimes kid with a roll of quarters.
  • Faithfultoyou
    Faithfultoyou Posts: 40
    Stone Gossard can't follow directions very well. That is why, when he tried auto-erotisim for the first and only time, he cut of the circulation to his penis and got a heat rash on his neck!!!!
  • Faithfultoyou
    Faithfultoyou Posts: 40
    it's getting late and I must go, but I had to give some props to failedpersephone and cutback. you people want to read funny stuff, go to pg 36 of this thread.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    In an effort to differentiate himself from Ed's solo tour, Stone Gossard will only wear black pants this fall.
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Austin Powers freely offered up his mojo to Stone Gossard. Stone said, "no thanks friend...I'm in Pearl Jam."
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    There was a misprint in Jeff Ament's solo release 'Tone'.

    It was supposed to be entitled 'Stone', which was determined by Stone defeating Jeff in a game of H-O-R-S-E.

    The mysterious missing 'S' has created a rift between the two longtime compatriots, and could quite possibly delay any future Pearl Jam releases.
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    At his toddler's request, Stone Gossard is now auditioning to replace Murray in The Wiggles.
    I love to turn you on
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone Gossard once downloaded the Paris Hilton home movie using string, 3 old lifejackets and a rhino.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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