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  • GOSSArDgEEK
    GOSSArDgEEK Posts: 245
    Faithfultoyou wrote:
    Stone Gossard can't follow directions very well. That is why, when he tried auto-erotisim for the first and only time, he cut of the circulation to his penis and got a heat rash on his neck!!!!
    hey Stone, you want a neck massage...
    Here’s a question you might need to ask
    What’s self destruction and how can we last?

    "I cannot stop the thought of running in the dark.
    Coming up a which way sign. All good truants must decide."
    __________________________________________

    McCain, America's scariest grandpa!
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Faithfultoyou wrote:
    it's getting late and I must go, but I had to give some props to failedpersephone and cutback. you people want to read funny stuff, go to pg 36 of this thread.

    Stone Gossard says you should read dunkman's stuff as well, although Stone Gossard is well aware you only have 29 posts and have only joined recently so what the fuck would you know about what is 'funny stuff'!



    ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    stone gossard is a renegade of funk
    I love to turn you on
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone easily beat Zavier Quixote Zezzanassah the 28 times World Champion at Scrabble.... and Stone even allowed him to use his own name as an entry.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone invented the word 'invent'
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    Stone will steal your Lucky Charms cereal and he'll eat them right in front of you while you cry because you really had a craving for some Lucky Charms. Then he'll pour the leftover milk on your head and do a dance of victory.
    I LOVE MUSIC.
    www.cluthelee.com
    www.cluthe.com
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone used to bully God at school.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • SoapMakesUTaller
    SoapMakesUTaller Posts: 230
    Stone Gossard is much more interesting.....than the Most Interesting Man In The World.
  • GOSSArDgEEK
    GOSSArDgEEK Posts: 245
    SoapMakesUTaller wrote:
    Stone Gossard is much more interesting.....than the Most Interesting Man In The World.
    And who might that be? just wondering..

    Stone Gossard knows where all the missing children are....in fact to help keep track of his finding he keeps detailed files of each child. He just signed a contract to start taping new episodes of a spin off of SVU.
    Here’s a question you might need to ask
    What’s self destruction and how can we last?

    "I cannot stop the thought of running in the dark.
    Coming up a which way sign. All good truants must decide."
    __________________________________________

    McCain, America's scariest grandpa!
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    Stone Gossard has been asked to postpone his tour so he can lend his mad economic mind to fix our economy.
    I LOVE MUSIC.
    www.cluthelee.com
    www.cluthe.com
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Stone Gossard was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Stone omitted from the Bible.
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • celebration
    celebration Posts: 318
    in stone we trust

    rock on

    dude
    ########################
    Celebration, the ball's in play
  • Faithfultoyou
    Faithfultoyou Posts: 40
    dunkman wrote:
    Stone Gossard says you should read dunkman's stuff as well, although Stone Gossard is well aware you only have 29 posts and have only joined recently so what the fuck would you know about what is 'funny stuff'!



    ;)
    I've been a fan since '93, if you want I'll mail you a signed affidavit by 200 of my friends that will testify that I love Pearl Jam and I'm worthy to talk about what is funny or not!! PM me ;)
    help me make the connection between 29 posts and not knowing what I think is funny.

    I just read some of your stuff.... and like I said I have to give some props to failedpersephone and cutback.

    FYI- I've been around since it was the old sony board, just came back after a while because of stupid grade school shit, that I see...is still going on!!!!
  • smallestoceans7982
    smallestoceans7982 Posts: 296
    i vote to revive this thread!
    "I heard some people up here pointing out the ukelele...it's a mandolin, you uncultured bastards!" EV

    If nothing is everything, I'll have it all

    Hard to Imagine: http://lightyourpillow.blogspot.com
  • URthekey
    URthekey Posts: 1,912
    Stone Gossard sucks cow teets.

    cowboy.jpg
  • smallestoceans7982
    smallestoceans7982 Posts: 296
    URthekey wrote:
    Stone Gossard sucks cow teets.

    cowboy.jpg
    Honestly- I love the man but what the hell was he thinking?!?!?!?!
    "I heard some people up here pointing out the ukelele...it's a mandolin, you uncultured bastards!" EV

    If nothing is everything, I'll have it all

    Hard to Imagine: http://lightyourpillow.blogspot.com
  • URthekey
    URthekey Posts: 1,912
    smallestoceans7982 wrote:
    Honestly- I love the man but what the hell was he thinking?!?!?!?!

    I met him this past weekend in NYC and I showed him a copy of this picture. I said 'I just wanted you to see what it looked like from the crowd' & he said 'I know, it looked like I was giving him a blow job."

    Apparently the band gave him shit about it too.
  • smallestoceans7982
    smallestoceans7982 Posts: 296
    URthekey wrote:
    I met him this past weekend in NYC and I showed him a copy of this picture. I said 'I just wanted you to see what it looked like from the crowd' & he said 'I know, it looked like I was giving him a blow job."

    Apparently the band gave him shit about it too.
    I bet they did ;)
    "I heard some people up here pointing out the ukelele...it's a mandolin, you uncultured bastards!" EV

    If nothing is everything, I'll have it all

    Hard to Imagine: http://lightyourpillow.blogspot.com
  • Faithfultoyou
    Faithfultoyou Posts: 40
    Stone Gossard has a dog named Kat, I figure it's either bad spelling or a tribute!!!!
  • smallestoceans7982
    smallestoceans7982 Posts: 296
    Stone Gossard is the creme in the middle of a Double Stuff Oreo :D
    "I heard some people up here pointing out the ukelele...it's a mandolin, you uncultured bastards!" EV

    If nothing is everything, I'll have it all

    Hard to Imagine: http://lightyourpillow.blogspot.com

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