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  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    Stone still goes to grocery stores and does "whipettes" and puts the can back on the shelf.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Stone Gossard cut the bottom out of his car so he can run along with his feet on the floor like Fred Flintstone.

    Stone got his name from working at the quarry with Fred.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • gerald605
    gerald605 Posts: 180
    Stone made my work version of "Celebrities You Most Resemble" list..

    fifth row down, far right....

    http://e.gerald605.com/thumbnails.php?album=12&page=1

    or directly at...

    http://e.gerald605.com/displayimage.php?album=12&pos=29
    Play Sacramento!
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    Stone Gossard killed Luke Skywalkers father.... And he didnt have to say sorry!
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is the reason in my life he is the inspiration...



    according to Peter Cetera.


    Stone found this kinda creepy so he asked Peter to remove his name from the lyrics.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard's bedroom is a full size wall to wall panoramic view of the Springfield (MA) Civic Center.
    I love to turn you on
  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    Snake wrote:
    On the same note, Stone refuses to eat brown M&Ms because he says they represent smog and ozone.

    and they taste like shit
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard can piss into a cup at 400 paces.


    without removing his long johns.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • nowayimfaithfull
    nowayimfaithfull Posts: 2,051
    everyone here knows stone is a fucking gnagster pimp.
    Some people have religion I have Pearl Jam.


    no more shows
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Stone can hit a home run without a bat! ;) :cool:
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • Fu_Manchu
    Fu_Manchu Posts: 422
    Stone Gossard cannot grow a beard.

    The "beards" he has had were created when he attempted to disprove the old adage that a rolling stone gathers no moss.
    Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
  • glasshouse
    glasshouse Posts: 1,762
    stone gossard was the first knight of a round table; really.
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    stone can get nuns pregnant simply by ruffling their hair.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Stone Gossard was so-named because it sounded like his mother's favourite phrase, 'bone placard.'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    in every porn movie John Holmes made Stone would stand behind him laughing at the tinyness of his penis.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    Wherever Stone walks he absorbs the carbon from other people's footprints.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone has only ever cried once and it was to save a dying man in the desert with his tears... to get into this emotional state Stone tried to imagine a world without Stone.... tears ensued... life saved
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Even Hillary Clinton owns a Stone Gossard blow up doll.
    I love to turn you on
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone hand carved the Grand Canyon whilst waiting for Ed to remember the lyrics to Soon Forget
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • kh65
    kh65 Posts: 946
    Stone creates works of art out of his own shit and calls it "stinky art".
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee

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