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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once won a peeing contest by peeing for 46 hours consecutively.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard had two softballs surgically implanted in his groin.

    he thought his nutsack was a little lonely.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • crazyindigo82
    crazyindigo82 Posts: 133
    A spoonful of Stone makes the medicine go down...


    In the most delightful way!
    Up here so high I start to shake...
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...
    I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
    Just like my innocence...
  • crazyindigo82
    crazyindigo82 Posts: 133
    Stone Gossard sends birthday cards to himself every year...

    Stone Gossard has clap on lights everywhere- he runs around singing CLAP ON!! CLAP OFF!! CLAP ON- CLAP OFF!! THE CLAPPER!!

    Stone Gossard is also pissed at ya'll for neglecting this thread...
    Up here so high I start to shake...
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...
    I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
    Just like my innocence...
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    Stone Gossard is also pissed at ya'll for neglecting this thread...
    When did Stone make you his personal messenger? ;)
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard was the first to start 'the Wave' in the Kingdome.
    I love to turn you on
  • shell bell
    shell bell Posts: 337
    Stone Gossard will be camping in a pop-up camper at Bonaroo....he wants to be close to the "people"........and realy wants to have a camp fire so he can have smores and coco after the show.
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

    "Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
  • Snake wrote:
    When did Stone make you his personal messenger? ;)
    hehehe- I've always been his personal messenger...
    oh crap- wasn't supposed to tell you that...
    i shall have to kill you now ;)


    Stone Gossard is like a Visa card- never leave home without Him!
    Up here so high I start to shake...
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...
    I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
    Just like my innocence...
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    Stone Gossard invented the flux-capacitor.


    He also discovered the gigawatt... Or did he?
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • blondieblue227
    blondieblue227 Va, USA Posts: 4,509
    *~Pearl Jam will be blasted from speakers until morale improves~*

  • Up here so high I start to shake...
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...
    I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
    Just like my innocence...
  • blondieblue227
    blondieblue227 Va, USA Posts: 4,509
    :)

    i've been watching my pj dvds all week and stone doing the stoney pony and HAD to post that.
    *~Pearl Jam will be blasted from speakers until morale improves~*

  • Thanks for making my whole evening! I know a certain Lady who will love this ALMOST as much as I do! lol
    Up here so high I start to shake...
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...
    I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
    Just like my innocence...
  • here's a good one for ya- talk about a Stonieism! :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeWUstY2p8E
    Up here so high I start to shake...
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...
    I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
    Just like my innocence...
  • Rhyno
    Rhyno Posts: 304

    Where can one get a pair of plaid pants like that? I've been searching and searching. I want a pair!
    Cheers!
    Rhyno

    11/30/1991 ~ 3/25/92 ~ 8/28/92 ~ 6/30/98 ~ 10/8/2000 ~ 6/18/2003 ~ 6/21/2003 ~ 6/26/2006 ~ 6/27/2006 ~ 7/7/2006 ~ 8/5/2007 ~ 6/24/2008 ~ ALPINE VALLEY in '09 ;-)
  • GOSSArDgEEK
    GOSSArDgEEK Posts: 245
    Stone likes to eat the crust of his Pop-Tarts first, then the filling. But not the icing. The icing is naughty.
    Here’s a question you might need to ask
    What’s self destruction and how can we last?

    "I cannot stop the thought of running in the dark.
    Coming up a which way sign. All good truants must decide."
    __________________________________________

    McCain, America's scariest grandpa!
  • rvp
    rvp Posts: 779
    stone is my chicken
    .
    fuera de este mundo
  • If they ever make a movie about Stone, they should get this guy to play him as a teenager...(the kid I am talking about shows up at the 1:30 point)
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=JNpB-kxVCLE
  • GOSSArDgEEK
    GOSSArDgEEK Posts: 245
    Stone is always walking up to Boom and asking, "Hey Boom-Boom, where's that pic-i-nick basket?"
    Here’s a question you might need to ask
    What’s self destruction and how can we last?

    "I cannot stop the thought of running in the dark.
    Coming up a which way sign. All good truants must decide."
    __________________________________________

    McCain, America's scariest grandpa!
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    Tomorrow is "Stone Gossard Day" in some countries. Particularly in the third world countries.
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."