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  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    He will wait for you there
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is a little worried that he won't get tickets to Alpine Valley.
  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    if stone gossard was a server, he would not have crashed and burned :shock:
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
  • -decodified--decodified- mobile device Posts: 2,688
    Stone Gossard is fixing the "issue" with the servers as we speak while he plays Scrabble...
    Bill Graham Civic Auditorium - Jul 15, 2006
    Outside Lands Festival - Aug 28, 2009
    Key Arena - Sep 21, 2009
    Viejas Arena - Oct 09, 2009
    Shoreline Amphitheater - Oct 23, 2010
    Shoreline Amphitheater - Oct 24, 2010
    Oracle Arena Nov 26, 2013
    Shoreline Amphitheater - Oct 26, 2014
    Parque Simon Bolivar - Bogota, Colombia - Nov 25, 2015 - MY HOMETOWN!!!
    Madison Square Garden - May 01, 2016
    Madison Square Garden - May 02, 2016
    Wrigley Field - Aug 20, 2016
    Wrigley Field - Aug 22, 2016 - MY B-DAY!!!

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  • -decodified--decodified- mobile device Posts: 2,688
    -decodified- wrote:
    Stone Gossard is fixing the "issue" with the servers as we speak while he plays Scrabble...

    Stone Gossard created a new word [REFESH] while trying to figure it out the new state-of-the-art system for the 10C pre-sale days... he invented a logo too...

    tech.jpg
    Bill Graham Civic Auditorium - Jul 15, 2006
    Outside Lands Festival - Aug 28, 2009
    Key Arena - Sep 21, 2009
    Viejas Arena - Oct 09, 2009
    Shoreline Amphitheater - Oct 23, 2010
    Shoreline Amphitheater - Oct 24, 2010
    Oracle Arena Nov 26, 2013
    Shoreline Amphitheater - Oct 26, 2014
    Parque Simon Bolivar - Bogota, Colombia - Nov 25, 2015 - MY HOMETOWN!!!
    Madison Square Garden - May 01, 2016
    Madison Square Garden - May 02, 2016
    Wrigley Field - Aug 20, 2016
    Wrigley Field - Aug 22, 2016 - MY B-DAY!!!

    dL7POFOTD9H0c.gif
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stoned Gossard is wondering what the "F5" is going on with the servers.
  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stoned Gossard is wondering what the "F5" is going on with the servers.

    :lol:

    Stone Gossard is the solution to the ticketing nightmare
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    2008222570.jpg

    Stone Gossard can make the straightest straight man curiously aroused.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • electronblueelectronblue WPB Florida Posts: 3,460
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard is a little worried that he won't get tickets to Alpine Valley.




    :lol:
    ********************************
    "Forgive every being,
    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    2008222570.jpg

    Stone Gossard can make the straightest straight man curiously aroused.

    Stone Gossard wonders "what the fxck" is with this picture????
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    DS1119 wrote:
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    2008222570.jpg

    Stone Gossard can make the straightest straight man curiously aroused.

    Stone Gossard wonders "what the fxck" is with this picture????

    http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/m ... patch.html

    Oct. 1: Music and theater news briefs

    • Pearl Jam guitarist Stone Gossard performed in drag for a good cause last weekend: a posthumous CD-release event for Charles "Upchuck" Gerra, a musician often cited as one of the biggest influences on 1990s grunge. Gerra, who was openly gay, died of AIDS in 1990.

    On Saturday, Sept. 23, at the King Cat Theater, Gossard, Gerra's former band The Fags and others played a tribute to "Upchuck" and the career-spanning CD that came out this week. "Upchuck: Gone But Not Forgiven" is a Sub Pop distribution, available at www.Amazon.com.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will be making a surprise appearance with Eddie Vedder on the David Letterman show where Mankind will make it's National televison debut.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard loves pudding.

    ...but sadly, he is scared of spoons.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • HeavyHandsHeavyHands Posts: 2,130
    Dairy is allergic to Stone Gossard.
    "A lot more people are capable of being big out there that just don't give themselves a chance." -Stone Gossard
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard, by virtue of being Stone Gossard, is allowed to be the sole possessor of the Stanley Cup for exactly 48 hours every year.

    He won't say what he does with it, though.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Stone Gossard, by virtue of being Stone Gossard, is allowed to be the sole possessor of the Stanley Cup for exactly 48 hours every year.

    He won't say what he does with it, though.

    Stone is so classy he would never bring up UD's dromedarius phalanges issues, no matter what the occasion.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    HeavyHands wrote:
    Dairy is allergic to Stone Gossard.
    :lol::lol:
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • phungiphungi Posts: 641
    Stone knows the real meaning behind the term "strumming your ukulele"
    37 PJ Shows, 3 EV Shows, 1134 Total Songs, 24 Different Openers, 9 Different Closers, 252 Unique Songs (never enough)
  • jshinjshin Posts: 1,759
    When my wife and I told Stone Gossard that we would be painting our kitchen cabinets a neutral color, Stone Gossard nodded approvingly and then, without ever seeing our kitchen, suggested the color "brown bread"...... We went with "brown bread".
    I ain't got no fly'n shoes..




  • Stardust1983Stardust1983 Posts: 4
    Stone Gossard is ready for the zombie apocolypse

    walking-dead.jpeg
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard spent $2700 on two tickets to PJ20 for his neighbors to sit in.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard owns stock in the company that makes F5 replacement buttons.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • Music For RhinosMusic For Rhinos Posts: 1,693
    Stone Gossard started the Vancouver riots.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard faked the Mars probe landing.

    ....never heard of that one being faked? That's how good Stone Gossard is.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is making it rain..,.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will be completing all of the food challenges on Man vs. Food during one eight hour period. Approxiamtely 500 pounds of food will be consumed.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard buys Harry Potter action figures and dresses them up to look like himself.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,352
    I'm loving this hilarious thread :lol:

    Stone Gossard says: Keep 'em coming!
    Please, Pearl Jam, consider a Benaroya Hall vinyl reissue!
    http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/148993/please-pearl-jam-consider-a-vinyl-benaroya-hall-re-issue


  • Stardust1983Stardust1983 Posts: 4
    Stone Gossard is the reason for the sparkle in the milk man's eye
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    edited June 2011
    Stone Gossard is currently writing his own version of Sometimes:

    Sometimes I think
    Sometimes I write
    Sometimes I sing
    Sometimes I don't

    Sometimes I cry
    Sometimes I laugh
    Sometimes I stroll
    Sometimes I sit

    Sometimes I feel that it's all my fault
    Sometimes I reach for my pen, "Dear Mom"........
    Post edited by The Waiting Trophy Man on
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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