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  • Faithfultoyou
    Faithfultoyou Posts: 40
    Stone Gossard has a house in the Hamptons where the master bedroom opens into one of two solariums.
    and two horses named, Snoopy and Prickly Pete....
  • smallestoceans7982
    smallestoceans7982 Posts: 296
    I just bitch slapped Stone Gossard for sucking that cow teet.
    "I heard some people up here pointing out the ukelele...it's a mandolin, you uncultured bastards!" EV

    If nothing is everything, I'll have it all

    Hard to Imagine: http://lightyourpillow.blogspot.com
  • It_Wasnt_My_Surface
    It_Wasnt_My_Surface Posts: 851
    Stone Gossard Writes Mike McCready's solos
  • mavi
    mavi Posts: 941
    StrangestTribe27 wrote:
    Stone Gossard Writes Mike McCready's solos
    clap, clap.
    now that is funny
    :D
    "He who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once" R. Browning
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Faithfultoyou wrote:
    I've been a fan since '93, if you want I'll mail you a signed affidavit by 200 of my friends that will testify that I love Pearl Jam and I'm worthy to talk about what is funny or not!! PM me ;)
    help me make the connection between 29 posts and not knowing what I think is funny.

    I just read some of your stuff.... and like I said I have to give some props to failedpersephone and cutback.

    FYI- I've been around since it was the old sony board, just came back after a while because of stupid grade school shit, that I see...is still going on!!!!


    Stone Gossard knows the guy above me simply doesnt get the joke. Stone reminds him that dunkman even used a winky thing ;) to highlight it was a joke. Stone still wants you to get that affidavit purely because no one can really be that boring.

    ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • MikeLammi23
    MikeLammi23 Posts: 109
    As a child, Bloody Mary would say Stone Gossard's name three times in a mirror, just for a scare.
    10c #TBD

    "They said timing was everything, made him want to be everywhere,...there's a lot to be said for nowhere."
    "Let them wash away,... all those yesterdays."

    09/10/98, 08/23/00, 08/24/00, 08/25/00, 04/30/03, 07/09/03, 07/14/03, 06/01/06, 06/03/06, 06/24/08, 06/25/08
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    Stone Gossard has been hogging the misting tent here at ACL.
    I LOVE MUSIC.
    www.cluthelee.com
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  • URthekey
    URthekey Posts: 1,912
    smallestoceans7982 wrote:
    Honestly- I love the man but what the hell was he thinking?!?!?!?!


    gotmilk.jpg
  • gozzo5058
    gozzo5058 Posts: 611
    URthekey wrote:
    gotmilk.jpg

    stone got milk
    s

    Montreal/98, Toronto/00'03'05'06x2, Brad Toronto/02, Buffalo/03, Kitchener/05, London/05, Hamilton/05, Late Show Taping/06, Cleveland/06, Pittsburgh/06, Bridge School Benefit Concert/06, Hartford/08, Mansfield 1/08, EV Montreal/08x2, EV Toronto/08x2...
  • Faithfultoyou
    Faithfultoyou Posts: 40
    dunkman wrote:
    Stone Gossard knows the guy above me simply doesnt get the joke. Stone reminds him that dunkman even used a winky thing ;) to highlight it was a joke. Stone still wants you to get that affidavit purely because no one can really be that boring.

    ;)

    Stone Gossard told me to quit being so defensive and sensitive.

    my apologies sir, that was very funny!!!
  • smallestoceans7982
    smallestoceans7982 Posts: 296
    URthekey wrote:
    gotmilk.jpg
    omg- now that's f*cked up!!! ;)



    THIS JUST IN: Stone Gossard is now Got Milk's new spokesman!!!
    "I heard some people up here pointing out the ukelele...it's a mandolin, you uncultured bastards!" EV

    If nothing is everything, I'll have it all

    Hard to Imagine: http://lightyourpillow.blogspot.com
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    URthekey wrote:
    I met him this past weekend in NYC and I showed him a copy of this picture. I said 'I just wanted you to see what it looked like from the crowd' & he said 'I know, it looked like I was giving him a blow job."

    Apparently the band gave him shit about it too.

    that is some funny stuff right there. i know the cow dude. can't wait to tell him this. awesome. he might retire the costume after hearing that though! :D
    I love to turn you on
  • pjamaholic
    pjamaholic Posts: 1,225
    How the fuck is anyone who's posted on this thread ever gonna look Stone in the eye again without bursting out laughing? This is the funniest thread I have ever read. I want to add one but it is so "X" rated that I'm afraid I'll get kicked out of the 10 club for keying it in so I better not, such a shame......
  • pjamaholic
    pjamaholic Posts: 1,225
    MikeLammi23 wrote:
    As a child, Bloody Mary would say Stone Gossard's name three times in a mirror, just for a scare.

    This is a serious one. I once dreamt that Stone and I did the act. I'm NOT LYING, I really did! I'll never forget that dream, never!!!!!!
  • pjamaholic
    pjamaholic Posts: 1,225
    Eddie Better wrote:
    Stone Gossard is obsessive-compulsive about the number 10, and has been ever since PJ's debut album. His bedtime ritual consists of opening and closing his bedroom door 10 times, flicking the light switch on and off 10 times, walking 10 steps to his bed, and blinking his eyes 10 times before going to sleep.

    and don't forget farting 10 times before he says his prayers 10 times!!!!
  • smallestoceans7982
    smallestoceans7982 Posts: 296
    pjamaholic wrote:
    This is a serious one. I once dreamt that Stone and I did the act. I'm NOT LYING, I really did! I'll never forget that dream, never!!!!!!
    Once only?! ;)
    "I heard some people up here pointing out the ukelele...it's a mandolin, you uncultured bastards!" EV

    If nothing is everything, I'll have it all

    Hard to Imagine: http://lightyourpillow.blogspot.com
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    this just in...after the Mansfield2 show, Stone Gossard urinated 1% milk!!!
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    after sucking the teet of cow man in mansfield, Stone Gossard ate 5 helpings of steak to feel like a man again.
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard never had milk come out of his nose until mansfield2.
    I love to turn you on
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    Stone Gossard is lactose tolerant.
    I LOVE MUSIC.
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