41M/Tulsa OK/have a job/have a car/work out/snow skier/travel
ummm there you go
HOB 10.05.2005, E Rutherford 06.03.2006, The Gorge 07.22.2006, Lolla 08.05.2007, West Palm 06.11.2008, Tampa 06.12.2008, Columbia 06.16.2008, EV Memphis 06.20.2009, New Orleans 05.01.2010, Kansas City 05.03.2010
I am a male
5' 11" 175 lbs.
I smoke, drink, and do drugs.
I'm unemployed and have no ambition.
I'm addicted to the web.
I have braces (on my teeth).
I watch sports all day.
I love to argue about religion, politics and aliens.
I pretend to listen (I am good at it).
I have no children that I am aware of.
Oh, I'm married.
I feel like we are all at a 6th grade dance. All the girls are on that side, wearing really puffy dresses with floral patterns and socks under their shiny black shoes.......and all of me is standing here, cool as could fucking be, just waiting to pick which one of you I want. (okay, Im in the corner playing grab ass with myself, knots in my stomach and pretending that I dont like girls because I cant handle it.)
Just please, dont be Alison P.....that one girl that always showed up and asked to dance right when the boy grew a pair and was going to ask Liz. Ah.....Liz. That hairsprayed hair. That pair of guess pants that cost 38 dollars back then....the pee-wee football cheerleader that went on in her early 20's to sleep her way to the top and eventually to do embarrassing things at a Christmas party (involved tic-tacs, a water weenie, four stamps and a snickers bar - or so the story goes...) Yes....Liz.....the one that ended up in a van, down by the frozen river...stealing fruit from the store and growing a herp on her lip the size of connecticut. the one that fired eight kids out by the time she was thirty, all with matching birthmarks on their lip......Ah Liz......I pushed Alison down after she cried when I said no...."matt, we are going out....why wont you dance with me..???" Because ALison...I see LIZ..... After making my way to my real life Gem from the Holograms, I asked her to dance....and the dirtskank said NO>............look at where you are now LIZ........last time I saw you, i had little to say. Small talk....."Hey liz, LIZ...look at me...with both eyes....over here....LIZ...you salad faced, bologna butt........I hardly smell you from here!! And, I have to say, I see the crotch crickets are doing very well. I see your HerpLip is nicely contained to the smaller half of your face...I see that your butt can longer land a jumbo jet on it......you look great...I just cant look at you........okay..smell you later......" I turned to hide the tears......I walked away and back to my disease free life....but I am lying to everyone here.....
You see, the truth is, I died inside that night. Liz is out there, perfect. No herpes. I made that up. No CC's. I made that up...I dont even know if she had crotch crickets....its all diverted energy. All pent up anger from rejection. I have no reason to hate her. IN fact, part of my heart still is out there, reserved for her. I sleep with the light on, in case she comes in my dreams. SHe would lean over my bed with the Herp above my head and she would ask if I had seen her ninth kid.
The moral of this story......dont read anything I ever write again. It will make you more stupid and will do nothing but succeed in wasting your time.
My name is Matt. I might have a butt worm.
ty... i needed a good laugh as i cram for grad school finals i should have been studying for all semester instead of bsing on this forum all day and night.. haha again thank you much
Beavis: All my friends are brown and red? What does that mean?
Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
Butthead: Huh huh.
I am a male
5' 11" 175 lbs.
I smoke, drink, and do drugs.
I'm unemployed and have no ambition.
I'm addicted to the web.
I have braces (on my teeth).
I watch sports all day.
I love to argue about religion, politics and aliens.
I pretend to listen (I am good at it).
I have no children that I am aware of.
Oh, I'm married.
Does anybody want to meet?
mmmmm that sounds SO APPEALING!!!!! Do you have a brother??? LOL
I am a male
5' 11" 175 lbs.
I smoke, drink, and do drugs.
I'm unemployed and have no ambition.
I'm addicted to the web.
I have braces (on my teeth).
I watch sports all day.
I love to argue about religion, politics and aliens.
I pretend to listen (I am good at it).
I have no children that I am aware of.
Oh, I'm married.
Does anybody want to meet?
you had me until you said you were married....
believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
I am a male
5' 11" 175 lbs.
I smoke, drink, and do drugs.
I'm unemployed and have no ambition.
I'm addicted to the web.
I have braces (on my teeth).
I watch sports all day.
I love to argue about religion, politics and aliens.
I pretend to listen (I am good at it).
I have no children that I am aware of.
Oh, I'm married.
I am a male
5' 11" 175 lbs.
I smoke, drink, and do drugs.
I'm unemployed and have no ambition.
I'm addicted to the web.
I have braces (on my teeth).
I watch sports all day.
I love to argue about religion, politics and aliens.
I pretend to listen (I am good at it).
I have no children that I am aware of.
Oh, I'm married.
It's all dudes in this thread.. that sucks. I'm not even going to advertise myself.
If anyone's ever been to a PJ show they would know that PJ fans are pretty much male. That's not saying that there aren't great female fans, but it's at least a 5-1 ratio if not more.
It's all dudes in this thread.. that sucks. I'm not even going to advertise myself.
If anyone's ever been to a PJ show they would know that PJ fans are pretty much male. That's not saying that there aren't great female fans, but it's at least a 5-1 ratio if not more.
Hmm...must be a NE thing...I haven't noticed this at any of the shows I have been to out here in the West. Usually a much better mix, it seems.
ugh people mostly stare at me funny when i tell them pearl jam is my favorite band.. dunno if its because of my age or because i'm a chick.. maybe both
ugh people mostly stare at me funny when i tell them pearl jam is my favorite band.. dunno if its because of my age or because i'm a chick.. maybe both
you're at least showing some taste.....
You can spend your time alone, re-digesting past regrets,
Or you can come to terms and realize
You're the only one who can't forgive yourself
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I saw a wino eating grapes, I said, "Dude, you have to wait"
Anyone ever tell you you look a lot like McCready?
I can cook a nice meal and enjoy candlelit dinners on the waterfront.
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are you one of those girl things? i heard they existed, but thought they were extinct around these parts...
LOVE your online ID!
EV intro to Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns
10/25/13 Hartford
41M/Tulsa OK/have a job/have a car/work out/snow skier/travel
ummm there you go
5' 11" 175 lbs.
I smoke, drink, and do drugs.
I'm unemployed and have no ambition.
I'm addicted to the web.
I have braces (on my teeth).
I watch sports all day.
I love to argue about religion, politics and aliens.
I pretend to listen (I am good at it).
I have no children that I am aware of.
Oh, I'm married.
Does anybody want to meet?
ty... i needed a good laugh as i cram for grad school finals i should have been studying for all semester instead of bsing on this forum all day and night.. haha again thank you much
lolz.
Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
Butthead: Huh huh.
mmmmm that sounds SO APPEALING!!!!! Do you have a brother??? LOL
me.....FEMALE!!!! yes it's true!! :twisted:
31, working and starting new business, Beautiful sunny, Queensland Aussie!!!!
you had me until you said you were married....
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
All the good ones are taken...
If anyone's ever been to a PJ show they would know that PJ fans are pretty much male. That's not saying that there aren't great female fans, but it's at least a 5-1 ratio if not more.
west palm beach '98
tampa '00
tampa '03
tampa '08
brooklyn '13
austin '14
austin '14
tampa '16
ed - clearwater '12
ed - clearwater '12
you're at least showing some taste.....
Or you can come to terms and realize
You're the only one who can't forgive yourself