***Official Complainers Thread***

kmcmanus

You people are taking all the fun out of reading strangers’ complaints

lastexitlondon

I want some more ludicrous complaints if possible 

dimitrispearljam

Why now u dont complaining?? 

Amantria

rummy said:

I saw two shows in Vancouver and that’s not enough.

Almost 18 years ago I decided to get married and eventually have two kids. These three bleed me dry of all my money… money I could be using to see Pearl Jam in Las Vegas… Los Angeles… Seattle!!!

I mean, they played Hail Hail last night and I wasn’t there… because I have kids!!

(Is that a good complaint? 🤷‍♂️)

Excellent complaint, that I share.  I have not seen PJ in any way, shape or form since.....2012?  Eddie vedder solo in FL was my last.  So yeah, I'm complaining that it's been such a long time.  Childcare, money, work, all contributed to this.

northerndragon

SandyRavage said:

No Gigaton songs in the set 2 nights in a row for the first time since the album came out. Has the Gigaton chapter closed for certain? 

One can hope.

aurynsdad

Amantria said:

rummy said:

I saw two shows in Vancouver and that’s not enough.

Almost 18 years ago I decided to get married and eventually have two kids. These three bleed me dry of all my money… money I could be using to see Pearl Jam in Las Vegas… Los Angeles… Seattle!!!

I mean, they played Hail Hail last night and I wasn’t there… because I have kids!!

(Is that a good complaint? 🤷‍♂️)

Excellent complaint, that I share.  I have not seen PJ in any way, shape or form since.....2012?  Eddie vedder solo in FL was my last.  So yeah, I'm complaining that it's been such a long time.  Childcare, money, work, all contributed to this.

You could do what I did and take the kids to see Pearl Jam! They'll make it not as fun in some ways, but perhaps more fun in others.

lastexitlondon

Nah taking kids ruins it . Unless you are using them as tambo bait which if honest you are if in g.a

BF25394

lastexitlondon said:

Nah taking kids ruins it . Unless you are using them as tambo bait which if honest you are if in g.a

This was on full display last night. A guy brought his young son and made him hold up a sign for a tambourine from the beginning of the set in the second row of the pit dead center. Ed saw it fairly early on and acknowledged it, and the kid stopped holding it up. Later, the dad started harassing the kid to hold the sign up, and the kid was annoyed, telling him "He saw it!" Ed ended up giving tambourines to everyone and their brother (including me, and I wasn't even looking for one!) but not this kid. Finally, at the end, the people around the kid pointed him out and Ed said, "Oh, you didn't get one?" and brought out another to give to him.

lastexitlondon

Lame behaviour 

Johnny Abruzzo

lastexitlondon said:

Lame behaviour 

Lame spelling. 😂🇺🇸

rummy

aurynsdad said:

Amantria said:

rummy said:

I saw two shows in Vancouver and that’s not enough.

Almost 18 years ago I decided to get married and eventually have two kids. These three bleed me dry of all my money… money I could be using to see Pearl Jam in Las Vegas… Los Angeles… Seattle!!!

I mean, they played Hail Hail last night and I wasn’t there… because I have kids!!

(Is that a good complaint? 🤷‍♂️)

Excellent complaint, that I share.  I have not seen PJ in any way, shape or form since.....2012?  Eddie vedder solo in FL was my last.  So yeah, I'm complaining that it's been such a long time.  Childcare, money, work, all contributed to this.

You could do what I did and take the kids to see Pearl Jam! They'll make it not as fun in some ways, but perhaps more fun in others.

I offered my extra Van 2 ticket to both my kids and both declined (rather see SZA or 21 Savage). 

One day they’ll both regret their decision.

gotthebottle

BF25394 said:

lastexitlondon said:

Nah taking kids ruins it . Unless you are using them as tambo bait which if honest you are if in g.a

This was on full display last night. A guy brought his young son and made him hold up a sign for a tambourine from the beginning of the set in the second row of the pit dead center. Ed saw it fairly early on and acknowledged it, and the kid stopped holding it up. Later, the dad started harassing the kid to hold the sign up, and the kid was annoyed, telling him "He saw it!" Ed ended up giving tambourines to everyone and their brother (including me, and I wasn't even looking for one!) but not this kid. Finally, at the end, the people around the kid pointed him out and Ed said, "Oh, you didn't get one?" and brought out another to give to him.

... can't stand the kids begging for gifts... 

Spiritual_Chaos

Holding up kids as props is the new flashing your breasts. Only worse because you are forcing your shit on someone else

lastexitlondon

Johnny Abruzzo said:

lastexitlondon said:

Lame behaviour 

Lame spelling. 😂🇺🇸

Maybe you guys in the USA bastardise the actual English language. 

lastexitlondon

Spiritual_Chaos said:

Holding up kids as props is the new flashing your breasts. Only worse because you are forcing your shit on someone else

Agreed it needs to stop these little kids don't even know what's going on. It's all projection from the parent for a little bit of eye contact or a tambo for the parent to then" look after"

Johnny Abruzzo

lastexitlondon said:

Johnny Abruzzo said:

lastexitlondon said:

Lame behaviour 

Lame spelling. 😂🇺🇸

Maybe you guys in the USA bastardise the actual English language. 

No, we bastardize it. This is for you.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYqfVE-fykk

BF25394

lastexitlondon said:

Spiritual_Chaos said:

Holding up kids as props is the new flashing your breasts. Only worse because you are forcing your shit on someone else

Agreed it needs to stop these little kids don't even know what's going on. It's all projection from the parent for a little bit of eye contact or a tambo for the parent to then" look after"

Both nights in Vegas, I had kids next to me. Two young girls on Night 1, two young boys on Night 2. They seemed so out of place. They didn't sing, they didn't dance, they didn't raise their arms to the sky when everybody else was doing that. Any time I glanced at them, they just had blank looks on their faces. The girls' parents were seated elsewhere in the arena. I presume the same was true for the boys, but they were not very talkative. They spent the entire time between Deep Sea Diver and Pearl Jam with their heads buried in their phones watching an endless stream of videos.

YourDirtisMyfood

I actually wouldn’t mind quiet people next to me versus drunks bumping into me while singing and dancing, unless I myself would be too drunk to notice.

tbergs

We need more screaming on the bootlegs. Nothing better than loud, obnoxious screaming in between songs.

PJ should hire the Portland Screamer to be at all their shows. She could be the hype person.

demetrios

tbergs said:

We need more screaming on the bootlegs. Nothing better than loud, obnoxious screaming in between songs.

PJ should hire the Portland Screamer to be at all their shows. She could be the hype person.

All hail the Portland Screamer!