the "i'm a victim" thread

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  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    I don't know who Keenan Allen is.
    I am a victim!
    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    rgambs said:

    I don't know who Keenan Allen is.
    I am a victim!

    Keep it this way.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,077
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    rgambs said:

    I don't know who Keenan Allen is.
    I am a victim!

    Keep it this way.
    absolutely!

    i am going to waive him and make him the victim this week!!
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • badbrains
    badbrains Posts: 10,255
    I'm a victim! Gimmie told me I was so I figured I'd make a statement about it!
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    badbrains said:

    I'm a victim! Gimmie told me I was so I figured I'd make a statement about it!

    You're Keenan Allen?
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • badbrains
    badbrains Posts: 10,255
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    badbrains said:

    I'm a victim! Gimmie told me I was so I figured I'd make a statement about it!

    You're Keenan Allen?
    No, I'm BB
  • badbrains
    badbrains Posts: 10,255
    Go Beavers said:

    So I went to Trader Joe's to get peanut butter. Crunchy, salted. Not creamy. Not unsalted. Guess how many were there? Zero. Oh, but there was plenty of the other kinds.
    Thanks legal weed.

    Holyshit, I get my peanut butter from there too. Better n peanut butter brand. It's the best!
  • badbrains
    badbrains Posts: 10,255
    rr165892 said:

    mcgruff10 said:

    I got colbert tickets last week to see pj. I was very very pumped to see them in a small theatre right before a huge ass festival. Turns out nobody can watch our kids. I'm the victim!

    Have you asked BB? He never misses out on some free food and he loves kids.
    Who do you think was gonna be sitting right next to mcgruff?
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    badbrains said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    badbrains said:

    I'm a victim! Gimmie told me I was so I figured I'd make a statement about it!

    You're Keenan Allen?
    No, I'm BB
    Thanks.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    badbrains said:

    rr165892 said:

    mcgruff10 said:

    I got colbert tickets last week to see pj. I was very very pumped to see them in a small theatre right before a huge ass festival. Turns out nobody can watch our kids. I'm the victim!

    Have you asked BB? He never misses out on some free food and he loves kids.
    Who do you think was gonna be sitting right next to mcgruff?
    I see.
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,077
    got my employer/hospital mandated flu shot today.....

    you guess it...

    i am a victim... :(
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,662
    I missed seeing Dinosaur Jr this last Sunday. I'm definitely a victim!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    brianlux said:

    I missed seeing Dinosaur Jr this last Sunday. I'm definitely a victim!

    Dude!!!!!!! You love them .Why didn't you go? I've looked at the tour schedule and nothing for us down here.
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,392
    My brother has paid for a roundtrip flight for me to Phoenix so we can surprise our mother.

    I am definately a victim.
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Beans (cat) and I were playing when she thought it'd be a brilliant move to strike with her superbly-sharp claws.

    No reason, either. Or just cat-logic.

    Went from "oh, it's just a scratch" to "OH FUCK THIS HURTS AND IS BLEEDING". Right wrist is now covered in Neosporin and a large bandage.

    Victimized by a feline.
  • mcgruff10
    mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 29,114
    mickeyrat said:

    My brother has paid for a roundtrip flight for me to Phoenix so we can surprise our mother.

    I am definately a victim.

    at least it's not your mother in law! lol ;)
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me......
  • mcgruff10
    mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 29,114
    edited September 2015
    badbrains said:

    rr165892 said:

    mcgruff10 said:

    I got colbert tickets last week to see pj. I was very very pumped to see them in a small theatre right before a huge ass festival. Turns out nobody can watch our kids. I'm the victim!

    Have you asked BB? He never misses out on some free food and he loves kids.
    Who do you think was gonna be sitting right next to mcgruff?
    I can't believe we both didn't go! Man we are getting old!!! lol You better be going to global citizens fest!
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me......
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,392
    edited September 2015
    mcgruff10 said:

    mickeyrat said:

    My brother has paid for a roundtrip flight for me to Phoenix so we can surprise our mother.

    I am definately a victim.

    at least it's not your mother in law! lol ;)
    First MiL was a kind very generous Lady who welcomed me in to her life. Didnt change when her daughter wanted to and subsequently did , leave me.

    Next one in the works so to speak(marriage) had her mother pass 30 yrs ago.

    Mom is a handful, with distance I've gotten better at engaging with her, but try to keep it brief.

    Still a Victim!!!!!
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • Gillycw
    Gillycw Sydney Posts: 524
    My partner insists on watching The X Factor every time it's on which feels like every frikken night!!
    Bad singing, awful songs, sob stories, people on their JOURNEY gahhhh!!
    I'm a victim!!!
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Out to dinners last night.ordered a crab tini.The put nasty ass Cilantro on it.ehhhh.Who the fuck puts cilantro on crab.Way to ruin it.I had to pick thru the whole thing. I am a victim!!!!

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