the "i'm a victim" thread

today i showed up in the operating room with scrubs for children;s hospital and i got threatened with a write up for having the wrong scrubs on. my scrub card at the adult hospital stopped working last week and the lady at the back desk did not have an extra scrub card or locker room card. i had sent out several emails through the proper channels and made several phone calls to the powers that be,and nobody got back to me in time for that case. rather than missing the case, i did what was in my power. i wore the scrubs i had access to, and i got in trouble.


I AM A VICTIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

post your victim stories here. i am sure we all have our own to share.
"You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Love this.

    I'm sure I'll have more to add, but am currently being victimized by my hair - how it grows! So off to the salon I go.

    Poor poor pitiful me ;)

    Really seems petty on their part; sounds like you did what you could and took it in stride.
  • hedonist said:

    Love this.

    I'm sure I'll have more to add, but am currently being victimized by my hair - how it grows! So off to the salon I go.

    Poor poor pitiful me ;)

    Really seems petty on their part; sounds like you did what you could and took it in stride.

    aww poor you hedo.

    take charge of that hair! you are no victim!

    plus it is cold outside today. i am supposed to have people over to day drink outside.

    I AM A VICTIM AGAIN!!!!!
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • callencallen Posts: 6,388

    hedonist said:

    Love this.

    I'm sure I'll have more to add, but am currently being victimized by my hair - how it grows! So off to the salon I go.

    Poor poor pitiful me ;)

    Really seems petty on their part; sounds like you did what you could and took it in stride.

    aww poor you hedo.

    take charge of that hair! you are no victim!

    plus it is cold outside today. i am supposed to have people over to day drink outside.

    I AM A VICTIM AGAIN!!!!!
    "Day drink". HA. Love it. There is something to be said about getting it on early.

    I can't though cause have to mentally function. I'm a victim.
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  • callen said:

    hedonist said:

    Love this.

    I'm sure I'll have more to add, but am currently being victimized by my hair - how it grows! So off to the salon I go.

    Poor poor pitiful me ;)

    Really seems petty on their part; sounds like you did what you could and took it in stride.

    aww poor you hedo.

    take charge of that hair! you are no victim!

    plus it is cold outside today. i am supposed to have people over to day drink outside.

    I AM A VICTIM AGAIN!!!!!
    "Day drink". HA. Love it. There is something to be said about getting it on early.

    I can't though cause have to mentally function. I'm a victim.
    if i were a jerk i would victim shame you. ;)
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
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    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Posts: 10,767
    I don't know if I'm a victim or not.

    What are the prerequisites for victimhood?
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504

    I don't know if I'm a victim or not.

    What are the prerequisites for victimhood?

    tough one, but Gimmi I'm sure will stand his ground and not let himself be a victim.

    Godfather.

  • I don't know if I'm a victim or not.

    What are the prerequisites for victimhood?

    it is open to interpretation.

    maybe if people are complaining in another thread about their victimhood, we could point them to this thread. all of this portraying the victim in threads recently is detracting from actual discussion because the discussion becomes all about that particular poster and how they are a victim. if we put all of that in this thread, maybe things will be better and maybe we get less derailing and less threads locked.
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • I don't know if I'm a victim or not.

    What are the prerequisites for victimhood?

    tough one, but Gimmi I'm sure will stand his ground and not let himself be a victim.

    Godfather.

    me stand my ground? never.

    i'm a victim!
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    callen said:

    hedonist said:

    Love this.

    I'm sure I'll have more to add, but am currently being victimized by my hair - how it grows! So off to the salon I go.

    Poor poor pitiful me ;)

    Really seems petty on their part; sounds like you did what you could and took it in stride.

    aww poor you hedo.

    take charge of that hair! you are no victim!

    plus it is cold outside today. i am supposed to have people over to day drink outside.

    I AM A VICTIM AGAIN!!!!!
    "Day drink". HA. Love it. There is something to be said about getting it on early.

    I can't though cause have to mentally function. I'm a victim.
    Afternoon beer buzz while on the beach.mmmmmmm that's a tasty one.

    I am a victim of all this fine football programming thru Monday evening.I may have to sacrifice my regular life and stay grounded into the couch.My fingers will burn from the direct tv remote and I may develop a weak bladder.My wife won't know me anymore.I AM A VICTIM !!!!!
  • I was told that I couldn't get promoted at work because I did not meet the requirements listed. The requirements are 10 years experience and a 4 year degree. I have 10 years experience and I have a 2 year degree. They still said no. I think I am a victim. My employer is discriminating against me because I only have an associates degree. I'm a victim.
  • EnkiduEnkidu Posts: 2,996
    I would rather be a martyr than a victim. (Oh wait, do I have to dead? Then maybe not.)

    But I was a victim today when I did a mobile Starbucks order and I got there and they never got my order. So I had to wait around. Like ordinary people. I am a victim.
  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    You
    Enkidu said:

    I would rather be a martyr than a victim. (Oh wait, do I have to dead? Then maybe not.)

    But I was a victim today when I did a mobile Starbucks order and I got there and they never got my order. So I had to wait around. Like ordinary people. I am a victim.

    You elitist Southern Californians...... Suck it up like the rest of us,get in line and wait for your coffee.lol
    And try DD,Starbucks is to acidic.
  • A couple weeks ago a storm was interfering with my directv. I could only get reception by switching to the standard definition channels. I had to watch tv like a peasant. I am a victim.
  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Posts: 10,767
    edited September 2015
    I think I have this figured out....

    I have to go to the Great American Beer Festival in a couple of weeks.
    I can go Thursday night or Saturday afternoon but I can't do both.

    Im a victim :rage:
    Post edited by Bentleyspop on
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    As a Muslim, where do I start? Haha
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    edited September 2015
    Same place as the rest of us fuckers, BB. Nowhere, or just where we are.

    *edited to add that I wish words came across better here. And that sometimes I overthink and overanalyze.

    Has anyone else gotten Leary's I'm an Asshole in their head when reading the thread title?

    Not saying it's Freudian or anything....
    Post edited by hedonist on
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,592
    badbrains said:

    As a Muslim, where do I start? Haha

    the news said YOU were the victimizer?
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  • badbrains said:

    As a Muslim, where do I start? Haha

    Bitch please...
    hedonist said:

    Same place as the rest of us fuckers, BB. Nowhere, or just where we are.

    Has anyone else gotten Leary's I'm an Asshole in their head when reading the thread title?

    Not saying it's Freudian or anything....

    He must have ripped off Bill Hicks so HE is the VICTIM!!!!

  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Man, I'd love if Hicks were still around. Would be great to hear his views on the shit that's been going down.
  • hedonist said:

    Man, I'd love if Hicks were still around. Would be great to hear his views on the shit that's been going down.

    He or Carlin.

    Carlin was a curmudgeon at his later years but Hicks would have still been sharp!
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    You guys just victimized me now haha
  • Thirty Bills UnpaidThirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    edited September 2015
    Made big plans to go see the Tigers for a weekend series in Seattle earlier this year and... Cabrera's on the DL for the 1st time in his career and we miss him. To top it off... my dad drags me to a Hank Williams Jr concert (I looked everywhere for Godfather and couldn't find him).

    I'm a victim, dammit.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    badbrains said:

    As a Muslim, where do I start? Haha

    Suck it up tough guy.That shit don't play here you know that.lol
  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697

    Made big plans to go see the Tigers for a weekend series in Seattle earlier this year and... Cabrera's on the DL for the 1st time in his career and we miss him. To top it off... my dad drags me to a Hank Williams Jr concert (I looked everywhere for Godfather and couldn't find him).

    I'm a victim, dammit.

    Did you count the rebel flags at the Bocephus concert??
  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    hedonist said:

    Man, I'd love if Hicks were still around. Would be great to hear his views on the shit that's been going down.

    No doubt
  • Yeah it happened to me this morning I went into my fridge wanting to make bacon & pancakes when I realized there was no bacon to be had I fell to my knees with arms raised to the mighty sky it dawned on me yes yes I'm a victim .....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • Yeah it happened to me this morning I went into my fridge wanting to make bacon & pancakes when I realized there was no bacon to be had I fell to my knees with arms raised to the mighty sky it dawned on me yes yes I'm a victim .....

    "Why dost thou curse me so?" implored Jose upon realizing the insurmountable discovery. "Damn you all to Hell!"
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 13,576
    Egads! Bacon, why hast thou forsaken me!?
    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?
  • rgambs said:

    Egads! Bacon, why hast thou forsaken me!?

    Cue needle being dragged across the record.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
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