the "i'm a victim" thread

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  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 13,576
    I don't know who Keenan Allen is.
    I am a victim!
    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?
  • rgambs said:

    I don't know who Keenan Allen is.
    I am a victim!

    Keep it this way.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • rgambs said:

    I don't know who Keenan Allen is.
    I am a victim!

    Keep it this way.
    absolutely!

    i am going to waive him and make him the victim this week!!
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    I'm a victim! Gimmie told me I was so I figured I'd make a statement about it!
  • badbrains said:

    I'm a victim! Gimmie told me I was so I figured I'd make a statement about it!

    You're Keenan Allen?
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255

    badbrains said:

    I'm a victim! Gimmie told me I was so I figured I'd make a statement about it!

    You're Keenan Allen?
    No, I'm BB
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255

    So I went to Trader Joe's to get peanut butter. Crunchy, salted. Not creamy. Not unsalted. Guess how many were there? Zero. Oh, but there was plenty of the other kinds.
    Thanks legal weed.

    Holyshit, I get my peanut butter from there too. Better n peanut butter brand. It's the best!
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    rr165892 said:

    mcgruff10 said:

    I got colbert tickets last week to see pj. I was very very pumped to see them in a small theatre right before a huge ass festival. Turns out nobody can watch our kids. I'm the victim!

    Have you asked BB? He never misses out on some free food and he loves kids.
    Who do you think was gonna be sitting right next to mcgruff?
  • badbrains said:

    badbrains said:

    I'm a victim! Gimmie told me I was so I figured I'd make a statement about it!

    You're Keenan Allen?
    No, I'm BB
    Thanks.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    badbrains said:

    rr165892 said:

    mcgruff10 said:

    I got colbert tickets last week to see pj. I was very very pumped to see them in a small theatre right before a huge ass festival. Turns out nobody can watch our kids. I'm the victim!

    Have you asked BB? He never misses out on some free food and he loves kids.
    Who do you think was gonna be sitting right next to mcgruff?
    I see.
  • got my employer/hospital mandated flu shot today.....

    you guess it...

    i am a victim... :(
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,038
    I missed seeing Dinosaur Jr this last Sunday. I'm definitely a victim!
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    brianlux said:

    I missed seeing Dinosaur Jr this last Sunday. I'm definitely a victim!

    Dude!!!!!!! You love them .Why didn't you go? I've looked at the tour schedule and nothing for us down here.
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,592
    My brother has paid for a roundtrip flight for me to Phoenix so we can surprise our mother.

    I am definately a victim.
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    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Beans (cat) and I were playing when she thought it'd be a brilliant move to strike with her superbly-sharp claws.

    No reason, either. Or just cat-logic.

    Went from "oh, it's just a scratch" to "OH FUCK THIS HURTS AND IS BLEEDING". Right wrist is now covered in Neosporin and a large bandage.

    Victimized by a feline.
  • mcgruff10mcgruff10 Posts: 28,500
    mickeyrat said:

    My brother has paid for a roundtrip flight for me to Phoenix so we can surprise our mother.

    I am definately a victim.

    at least it's not your mother in law! lol ;)
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me......
  • mcgruff10mcgruff10 Posts: 28,500
    edited September 2015
    badbrains said:

    rr165892 said:

    mcgruff10 said:

    I got colbert tickets last week to see pj. I was very very pumped to see them in a small theatre right before a huge ass festival. Turns out nobody can watch our kids. I'm the victim!

    Have you asked BB? He never misses out on some free food and he loves kids.
    Who do you think was gonna be sitting right next to mcgruff?
    I can't believe we both didn't go! Man we are getting old!!! lol You better be going to global citizens fest!
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me......
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,592
    edited September 2015
    mcgruff10 said:

    mickeyrat said:

    My brother has paid for a roundtrip flight for me to Phoenix so we can surprise our mother.

    I am definately a victim.

    at least it's not your mother in law! lol ;)
    First MiL was a kind very generous Lady who welcomed me in to her life. Didnt change when her daughter wanted to and subsequently did , leave me.

    Next one in the works so to speak(marriage) had her mother pass 30 yrs ago.

    Mom is a handful, with distance I've gotten better at engaging with her, but try to keep it brief.

    Still a Victim!!!!!
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • GillycwGillycw Posts: 524
    My partner insists on watching The X Factor every time it's on which feels like every frikken night!!
    Bad singing, awful songs, sob stories, people on their JOURNEY gahhhh!!
    I'm a victim!!!
  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Out to dinners last night.ordered a crab tini.The put nasty ass Cilantro on it.ehhhh.Who the fuck puts cilantro on crab.Way to ruin it.I had to pick thru the whole thing. I am a victim!!!!
  • CH156378CH156378 Posts: 1,539
    The live feed of PJs GC set didn't come on exactly how I planned.
    I'm a victim.
  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    CH156378 said:

    The live feed of PJs GC set didn't come on exactly how I planned.
    I'm a victim.

    Yes you were
  • rr165892 said:

    Out to dinners last night.ordered a crab tini.The put nasty ass Cilantro on it.ehhhh.Who the fuck puts cilantro on crab.Way to ruin it.I had to pick thru the whole thing. I am a victim!!!!

    You were not a victim, you were blessed. :giggle:
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • "I got my ass handed to me at the planned parenthood inquiry today....that lady was mean to me....i'm a victim..."

    rep jason cheffetz R utah
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • dignindignin Posts: 9,336
    Thought maybe we needed to bring back this thread.

    I'm seeing a lot of folks claiming victim at the hands of the Liberal bullies here on the AMT. It's true, we're a rough lot. This is where you victims should post your troubles.

    I will start.

    My brain hurts trying to understand someone who could vote for Trump. I am a victim.
  • dignindignin Posts: 9,336
    I watched a whole entire Republican debate.

    I am a victim.
  • I'm starting to think the US deserves Trump.

    Seriously... think of it.

    Holy shit.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Bring it on, 'cause I'm no fucking victim :cowboy:

    I'll always do my best to deal with what hand I'm given, even if I feel it's Trump undeserved.
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,038

    I'm starting to think the US deserves Trump.

    Seriously... think of it.

    Holy shit.

    Holy shitballs, you mean!

    I thought about it and my brain exploded.

    I'm a victim!
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • oftenreadingoftenreading Posts: 12,845
    brianlux said:

    I'm starting to think the US deserves Trump.

    Seriously... think of it.

    Holy shit.

    Holy shitballs, you mean!

    I thought about it and my brain exploded.

    I'm a victim!
    Exploding brain syndrome. Look it up.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
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